Stripper Pole Showdown

By DG (universemigrator@yahoo.com or dolguldur@email.com)

In order to compensate for the grim news that She-Devil has joined The Underworld, Rebecca decides to call up an old friend to invite her to join The Superpowers and rejoin the UWWL – her former tag team partner Lauren.

Rebecca manages to find Lauren’s cell phone number, and one night during the week she gives her a call. She gets her voice mail, but leaves her number and tells Lauren to call her back soon. Lauren calls Rebecca back the following night:

“Hello, Lauren – it’s great to talk to you after all these years! How are you doing?”
“I’m doing okay, Rebecca. I must admit that I’ve missed our friendship – I feel bad that we drifted apart, but you got married and you were working on your career and I was still wrestling – people get busy and life just happens. Speaking of wrestling, I can’t believe that you’re in the UWWL again! CONGRATS, by the way! I never thought you would ever come back because of your busy career and your position with the symphony orchestra. How the heck do you have the time?”
Rebecca answers, “If something is important in life then you MAKE the time, Lauren. I forgot about how much I missed wrestling, and being back has been great so far. I love walking through the curtain and hearing all of the fans cheering for me, and I must admit that I love the feeling of winning and beating the crap out of the bad girls who sorely deserve it.”
“I’m not surprised that your return to the ring has been great – I’ve been following your matches and it was awesome seeing you beat my old nemesis Amy at SlutSlam to become world champion!!!”
“Thanks, Lauren – it was one of the biggest thrills of my life and probably the happiest night of my life since my wedding. It also felt good to get some revenge on that bitch for all of the shit she has put you through.”
Lauren responds by saying, “So…when I got your voice mail last night I figured that it was about wrestling, and I’m assuming that you’re going to ask if I want to return.”
“You read my mind, Lauren – I think it would be great for you and I to join forces again. She-Devil just joined the Underworld and it will be hard to fight both Erica and She-Devil at the same time, and The Superpowers are now outnumbered 6 to 4. I need you, Lauren. WE need you.”
“You know, Rebecca, your voice mail last night brought back a lot of memories – some of them good, but many of them bad. At times I have been through absolute Hell in my wrestling career, and there were legitimate reasons why I walked away. However, lately my boyfriend has been the breadwinner and I’ve been taking some classes toward a master’s degree but most of the time I just sit on my ass doing nothing. I would be lying if I said that I didn’t miss wrestling. In my heart I know that I was put on this Earth to be a professional wrestler – it’s what I love and it’s what I was meant to do in life.”
Rebecca prompts Lauren to continue by saying, “I sense some hesitancy in you, though.”
“Yes – when I lost to Amy over a year and a half ago in that horrible ladder match and she was declared the winner of our feud once and for all I was so humiliated that I don’t know if I can ever show my face in the UWWL club ever again. It was absolutely traumatic being spun on that wheel and then tortured in front of everybody – it took me a long time to come to terms with the experience, and I don’t exactly feel like being traumatized all over again.”
“You know what, Lauren? SCREW Amy. Forget about her. There is much more to wrestling than just your feud with her. I watched that match at last year’s BitchBrawl and it easily could have gone either way – you were dominating her toward the end of the fight, but you just had bad luck by getting tangled up in the ropes. You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself. You are a GREAT wrestler, Lauren – that missile dropkick off the top rope that you do is fucking incredible. You know, when fans come up and talk to me one of the most common things they ask me about is you – they ask if the Starlight Express will ever be reunited, how you’re doing, and so forth. You still have a ton of fans who love you and miss you just as much as I do.”
“You do have a point. I should mention that, although I still work out all the time and I’m still in good shape, if I returned to the ring I’d be worried about my breasts. Jenna really did a number on them when she ambushed me last year and they’ll never be 100% again – and having a weakness like that in wrestling is NOT good.”
“I’m afraid that you do have a point about that, Lauren, but all wrestlers have to come back from injuries at some point – just look at what Anjou went through with her knee recently. It’s normal for wrestlers.”
“I guess so, but it still worries me. Look, Rebecca, your offer is tempting but the UWWL club is a several hour drive away from where I live now. Accepting your offer and becoming a part of The Superpowers would be a HUGE commitment, so I need to talk this over with my boyfriend.”
“I completely understand. You have my number in your phone now so let me know.”

And so Lauren thinks about going back to wrestling, and she talks it over with her boyfriend when they have the opportunity. Her boyfriend is supportive of her and whatever she does, but he is concerned about how far away the club is and he is concerned about relocating. However, he was kind of expecting a conversation like this because he knows how much his beautiful girlfriend misses wrestling. When she watches the UWWL pay-per-views she seems like a little kid in gym class who didn’t get picked for a dodgeball game. Also, like Rebecca’s husband, Lauren’s boyfriend thinks it’s incredibly hot that she used to be a wrestler and he certainly wouldn’t complain about watching her wrestle in that skimpy sky blue bikini that she used to wear. Over the next few days Lauren becomes very nostalgic about her wrestling career and she watches some DVDs and even some old, dusty VHS tapes of her best matches (especially the match when she dropkicked Amy over the top rope and sent her to the hospital – Lauren’s favorite moment of her wrestling career). Lauren ultimately realizes that the boredom she feels with her current lifestyle will eventually get worse, and the wrestling ring is where her heart is.

She tells her boyfriend about her decision, and as with everything he is supportive of her. He tells her that he will look into transferring his job to the city where the UWWL club is – he loves Lauren so much that he is willing to make such sacrifices for her.

When Lauren calls up Rebecca and tells her about her decision she is overjoyed, and Rebecca offers to let Lauren and her boyfriend stay in one of the guest rooms at her house. Lauren happily accepts the offer.

Monica gladly allows Lauren back into the UWWL and meets with her in her office to sign the paperwork – Lauren is one of the most popular wrestlers of all time and her return should only boost the UWWL’s already large pay-per-view audiences. So Lauren is officially back as a wrestler and she is now officially a member of The Superpowers. However, before Lauren can take up the ongoing fight against The Underworld with her new teammates, she has an old score to settle…

When Lauren is meeting with Monica in her office, she says, “Monica – there is one condition to my returning to the ring. I want Jenna. I want to pay that bitch back for what she did to me, and I want to do it in the UWWL ring instead of being ambushed in the back room of a strip club. Do you think you could arrange such a match?” Monica smiles as the footage of Lauren’s strip club beating at the hands of Jenna was very popular with the fans. She answers, “Yes, I think I can arrange that. Amy has become good friends with Jenna and I’m almost sure I can get her contact information. From what Amy tells me I’m also pretty certain that Jenna would gladly accept the challenge. She is still pissed off that you ended up with the man that she wanted.” Monica then thinks for a moment, and a light bulb goes off over her head – she has a great idea for the main event of an upcoming as yet unnamed pay-per-view. Monica conveys the idea to Lauren, “Hey, Lauren – how about you face Jenna in… a stripper pole match! I would have the club’s technicians install a stripper pole inside of a steel cage, and the first wrestler to climb to the top of the pole and retrieve some type of prize will be declared the winner. I think fans would LOVE that.” Lauren initially looks like she doesn’t like the idea, “Well… I was hoping to get a hold of her in a more traditional match, and I really don’t like reminders of my past job as a stripper. I want to beat up Jenna any way I can, though.” Monica says, “Why don’t you think about it and I’ll call you in a few days to discuss it further.” Lauren agrees to at least think about it. In the meantime, Monica contacts Amy to get in touch with Jenna.

Monica is able to contact Jenna, who loves the idea of facing Lauren in a stripper pole match and agrees to it wholeheartedly. Monica then starts working on Lauren to convince her to agree to the match, which she does with some effort and persistence – especially when Monica tells Lauren that the winner of the match will get a check for $50,000. So the match is set for the next pay-per-view, which will be called, appropriately enough, “Stripper Pole Showdown”. SPS will be a unique, one off pay per view rather than the recurring yearly UWWL pay-per-views such as PainFest, BitchBrawl, and now War Games.

After the usual build up with interviews and so forth, the night of Stripper Pole Showdown arrives. The pay-per-view starts off with a surge of pyrotechnics, and the current UWWL world champion Rebecca walks through the curtain to her theme song and a rousing ovation. The gorgeous blonde beauty has the night off because the main event stripper pole match between Lauren and Jenna is enough of a draw that Monica did not need to schedule a world title defense tonight (although Rebecca will be defending the world title against Jessica next week at a non pay-per-view event). She looks stunning wearing an elegant black sequin dress with sheer nude pantyhose and high heels, and she also has the gold world championship belt around her waist over the dress (she is wearing her cute glasses as well since she will not be wrestling at Stripper Pole Showdown). One of Monica’s many expectations is that the world champion should act as the face of the league by doing certain duties like making public appearances and so forth, and Rebecca has embraced that role despite her very busy schedule. One of those duties is serving off and on throughout the evening as co-emcee and color commentator along with Channing. Monica is usually at ringside with Channing for pay-per-views but Monica will be competing in a huge steel cage match later so she is backstage preparing. Rebecca enters the ring with a microphone and says, “Welcome to… Stripper Pole Showdown!” and the fans erupt as they know this is a unique one-off pay-per-view that will never occur again and it will likely be special night in UWWL history. Rebecca continues, “Introducing now, your main hostess for the evening – Channing!” Channing walks through the curtain and down the aisle toward the ring to a positive reception (due mostly to her exquisite beauty). Channing looks amazing as always in a glittering emerald green evening gown with four inch heels and suntan pantyhose. The bell rings, the fans go nuts, and Rebecca introduces the first match…

Match #1: Jackie (from Angelfire) vs. Tara

Tonight is a very important night for Angelfire because it marks the first time in over a year that all four members are back on the active UWWL roster, although only Jackie and Alyssa are wrestling tonight. Jackie had to take over a year off from wrestling to psychologically recover from what happened to her team at War Games 1, and tonight she is easing back into ring competition by facing Tara, who is essentially the heel version of Kris – a pretty yet hard luck wrestler who almost never wins (a majority of the few wins in her career are against her arch nemesis Kris, in fact).

After Tara makes her way to the ring, Jackie makes her way through the UWWL curtain for the first time in around 14 months and she gets a standing ovation in response. She has long, curly brown hair and wrestles in a revealing hot pink leotard with suntan pantyhose. She stands for a moment or two soaking it all in and waving at the adoring crowd, and then she heads down to the ring to take care of business. And take care of business she does – Jackie is rested and refreshed and she basically kicks Tara’s ass despite being a little rusty after the long layoff. Due to her rust she takes a decent amount of punishment at times throughout the fight (especially to her sensitive belly) but the beautiful southern belle from Angelfire eventually puts Tara away with an elbow from the top turnbuckles to make her return a victorious one.

Match #2: The Cheerleaders vs. The Stewardesses

The first tag team match of the evening features a battle of two young teams – The Cheerleaders and a relatively new tag team called The Stewardesses (blonde Natasha and brunette Simone) who have been developing a ruthless reputation. They have only lost one match in their career thus far and that was against current tag team champions The United Nations on their way toward capturing the titles.

As for The Cheerleaders, the fan favorite tag team consisting of pretty blonde Kayla and sexy brunette Michelle, at Total Domination they got the absolute beating of their young lives from The Cowgirls. The Cowgirls branded them (of course), stuffed their pom poms up their asses, and rode them around the club like two sexy little ponies. The Cheerleaders were then auctioned off to a group of horny men and they had an evening that they have tried very hard to forget in which they were forced to fuck each other with a double ended dildo and other things (MANY other things). After that experience it’s amazing that they’re continuing their wrestling career but the babyfaces who were tortured and violated at Total Domination (with the exception of Molly, who dealt with the trauma by becoming a bad girl and joining The Underworld) have supported and encouraged each other and that has been worth its weight in gold in terms of helping everyone to recover from that event. The Cheerleaders resumed their wrestling career a few months ago and they actually managed to score victories against The Lotus Flowers and then against Peaches n’ Kreme in a friendly exhibition match. Tonight is their toughest test since their return, however.

The Cheerleaders make their way to the ring to their usual rousing reception from the crowd and their cheerleading theme music. They cavort down to the ring, waving their pom poms and looking incredibly hot as usual. Kayla wears her gold cheerleading outfit while Michelle has her silver outfit, and they both wear their usual glossy nude tights. Next, Channing introduces The Stewardesses, who have a unique ring entrance.

Natasha and Simone make their way to the ring to aviation-themed instrumental music, wearing very sexy navy blue flight attendant uniforms with beige pantyhose and black heels that click menacingly as they walk down the concrete aisle. They each wheel a small carry-on bag behind them, and fans know from watching this team in the past that those bags are filled to the brim with downright sadistic implements of torture and humiliation (in their most recent match, Natasha and Simone absolutely decimated the poor Hooters Girls and then used every single cruel device in their bags on them; the two hot waitresses are still recovering from that beating). When the beautiful yet dangerous Stewardesses get to the ring they slowly take off their flight attendant uniforms to reveal their ring attire (navy blue two piece leotards that match their stewardess uniforms, with aviation symbols on the back of their right ass cheeks), and then they kick off their high heels and they quickly put on and lace up matching wrestling shoes that they produce from their bags.

Through all of this The Cheerleaders are in the ring making mock yawning poses to indicate that The Stewardesses are taking too long to get into the ring, and this entertains the fans. The match begins with brunette Simone in navy blue taking on blonde Kayla in gold. Kayla uses the confidence she has built up over the past few months to get the upper hand early on in the fight by putting Simone in a headlock for a bit and punching her in the head a few times, followed by twisting her arm and then tagging in Michelle who ascends the ropes and then leaps onto Simone’s arm before twisting her arm again to keep working on it. However, Simone eventually manages to turn the tide by poking Michelle in the eye and when the beauty in silver is stunned Simone tags in blonde Natasha who enters the ring with a malevolent look on her face.

Natasha goes on to PUNISH Michelle with cruel tactics all over the ring, including a series of rough knee shots to the cunt. Simone gets tagged in and The Stewardesses double team the beleaguered cheerleader, but shortly after Natasha leaves the ring Michelle is able to escape from Simone and tag in Kayla. Kayla runs into the ring like a ball of fire but she gets stopped dead in her tracks with a kick to the face, and she doesn’t fare much better than Michelle. Kayla gets taken over to The Stewardesses’ corner and she gets worked over BAD with quick tags as the ruthless bad girls liberally use the 5 count when double teaming the blonde beauty in gold. Eventually Kayla has her cheerleading uniform and her shoes stripped off so that she is down to just her tights, and she takes some brutal punishment to her pussy and belly but most of all her tits as The Stewardesses beat on Kayla’s boobs like they’re tenderizing meat. They mash her tits by painfully crushing them between the ropes and many other cruel titty tortures. Finally, The Stewardesses go on to attempt their finisher on poor, pain-wracked Kayla (whose tits are red and swollen by this point) – Natasha and Simone call their finishing move “The Rough Landing”.

Natasha and Simone both toss Kayla into the ropes, and when she returns they lift her up and toss her as high into the air as possible, and then they simply step out of the way to let Kayla painfully crash land onto the mat from WAY up in the air. Kayla lands face first and gets knocked out from the blow. Michelle runs in to prevent the pin but she gets subdued with punches to the belly and face before being tossed into the ropes and given a Rough Landing – right on top of Kayla! Michelle’s sexy body crashes down onto Kayla’s almost naked body and the two cheerleaders lay in a battered heap as The Stewardesses plant their feet on top of the beaten babyfaces as the referee slaps the mat once, twice, and then a third time to award the match to the vicious flight attendants. After the bell, Michelle gets stripped down to just her tights just like Kayla and both cheerleaders have their tights ripped open at the crotch to expose their pussies. Now it’s time for The Stewardesses to discipline the helpless Cheerleaders.

Natasha and Simone each take out a sample seat belt typically used in an airline safety lecture before a flight, and they demonstrate to the audience (and to the half conscious Cheerleaders) the proper way to insert the metal flap into the buckle and pull the belt tight just like the demonstration that flight attendants give on an actual flight. However, they then beat poor Kayla and Michelle with the seat belts! The Cheerleaders squirm on the mat during the beating. Next, Simone wraps her seat belt around Kayla’s throat while Natasha wraps hers around Michelle’s throat and they pull The Cheerleaders up to a sitting position and then choke the living shit out of them with those seat belts as the good girls kick and swish their legs around on the mat while clutching at their throats and gasping for air. The Stewardesses let up with the choking before any permanent damage can be done and they use the seat belts to bind The Cheerleaders together such that Kayla and Michelle are sitting on the mat in the dead center of the ring with their backs against one another. Natasha calls for a microphone and Channing tosses one to her, and she then says, “It’s time for the in flight snack…but unfortunately we’re out of peanuts. We can give these bitches something that’s MUCH better, though!” Simone then rips out large clumps of Kayla’s pretty and neatly trimmed bush hair while Natasha gives the same treatment to Michelle, and Kayla has Michelle’s pussy hair stuffed into her mouth while Michelle gets a mouthful of Kayla’s blonde bush. This should muffle their screams for what’s coming next.

Now it’s time for the crowning jewel of the Cheerleaders’ post-match punishment. Natasha and Simone reach into their bags and produce…two airport security tasers! The tasers produce crackling electricity at the tip, and The Stewardesses lift them into the air and give a demonstration for the audience while Kayla and Michelle squirm and struggle in their binds with their eyes wide open out of fear, as their protests are muffled by each other’s pubic hair.

A taser used by The Stewardesses:

Natasha uses her taser on Michelle’s tits while Simone uses hers on Kayla’s tits as the good girls writhe in agony. After shocking their sexy bodies for a while, it’s time for them to get serious – Natasha moves her taser against Michelle’s pussy and Simone does the same to Kayla. The poor cheerleaders then have their cunts brutally zapped as their entire bodies jiggle from the electricity. The Stewardesses cruelly zap the defeated Cheerleaders for some time, and they finish this part of the torture session by putting the tasers right against their clits and turning them on – putting The Cheerleaders in terrible agony as their clits get viciously zapped.

Finally, the bad girls move on to the last ordeal. They produce airline oxygen masks and do a demonstration of how they’re used just like what they did with the seat belts earlier. However, these are no ordinary oxygen masks – they have chloroform in them! Natasha applies her chloroform filled oxygen mask to Michelle’s face while Simone applies hers to Kayla’s face, and the two beaten up cheerleaders drift off into unconsciousness from the chloroform. The Stewardesses end this torment and humiliation by stuffing The Cheerleaders’ pom poms into their cunts (of course) and then they produce two airline pins with aviation symbols that have excruciating nipple clamps attached to them; fans can’t see this level of detail but the pins also have “AKA” labeled on them. Natasha painfully clips her pin to Michelle’s right nipple and Simone does the same to Kayla’s right nipple. Natasha then says into her microphone, “Thank you for flying Ass Kick Airlines, bitches!” and The Stewardesses then gather up their implements of torture and humiliation (leaving the pins on the nipples as souvenirs for The Cheerleaders), they take their wrestling shoes off and slip their high heels back on, and then they wheel their suitcases back to the dressing room to celebrate yet another victory.

Match #3: Marika vs. Erica

Since Stripper Pole Showdown is occurring shortly after War Games 2, tonight is kind of like the “eye of the storm” in the feud between The Superpowers and The Underworld – a brief period of calmness before the hostility and violence resumes with more intensity than ever. The only direct confrontation between the two teams tonight is the Susan vs. Molly cage match between the two former Patriots, and many members of both teams have the night off (at least in terms of competing in the ring). However, Erica is desperately trying to get a title shot against her new hated arch nemesis Rebecca, and she sees Marika as a stepping stone on her way toward that goal. In addition, this will be Erica’s first match since her team’s crushing defeat at War Games 2 and Erica is looking for someone to take out her hostilities on.

The exotic brunette beauty Marika (who wrestles in a yellow bikini with flesh colored tights) is an excellent wrestler and has been a contender for the world title before, but you wouldn’t know that tonight as the princess of darkness absolutely DOMINATES her. Erica eventually uses her finisher, the running bulldog, to splatter Marika’s gorgeous face onto the mat, but instead of pinning her she wants to make the bitch submit. The devastating loss against The Superpowers at War Games 2 motivated Erica to make herself into an even better wrestler and so Erica has been working hard to add new moves to her arsenal – especially submission holds. Her team was at a disadvantage in the recent cage match because Rebecca is more adept at using submission moves, and Erica will NOT let that disadvantage occur again. Thus, Erica uses a cross-face submission hold to make Marika tap out as the blonde leader of The Underworld cackles with glee from watching the sexy brunette suffer in the hold.

Erica decided to not bring The Pear with her to this match because she doesn’t want to over-use her precious device; she wants to save it for a special occasion, such as hopefully stretching out Rebecca’s tight pussy after making her helpless. However, Erica has a special treat for her fans tonight – she is introducing a new torture device that she calls the “clit crusher”. It is a device that looks like a pair of tongs but the business end features clamps that are specially designed to perfectly snag onto and excruciatingly squeeze a victim’s clitoris.

Erica’s new clit crusher:

After making Marika tap out Erica decides to lift up her legs and stomp on and grind into Marika’s pussy until she is barely conscious from the agony. Erica then strips her out of her yellow wrestling outfit and rips open her tights. Erica follows this up by hoisting the clit crusher over her head for dramatic effect, and then painfully SNAGGING it home – directly onto Marika’s sensitive clitoris. The excruciating pain wakes up the previously half conscious babyface, who howls out in agony. Erica squeezes the clit crusher onto its target as HARD as she can to maximize Marika’s pain. Erica then uses it to squeeze both of her labia minora as well. Once Marika is immobilized with agony Erica makes her way back to the dressing room with a satisfied grin on her face because she LOVES inflicting pain.

Match #4: The Schoolgirls (Paula & Carolina) vs. She-Devil in a 2-against-1 handicapped match

The beautiful UWWL jobbers Paula and Carolina have many things in common – but one thing in particular that they have in common is that they were both brutalized by She-Devil during her current undefeated path of destruction in the UWWL. Carolina was annihilated by She-Devil at War Games 1 and then she was fucked and electrocuted by the dreaded electrified dildo pitchfork before being strung up and put on display for the rest of that pay-per-view; Paula received similar treatment from She-Devil at Total Domination. After Total Domination Paula and Carolina ended up becoming very close friends because they bonded over the shared experience of being destroyed by She-Devil in addition to both being very smart students who are using wrestling to pay their way through school (Paula is in graduate school while Carolina is going through law school). Paula’s old partner in The Schoolgirls, Allison, decided to retire from wrestling permanently because it was just too much for her to be beaten up and humiliated – the money just wasn’t worth it. However, Paula needs the money more and she likes the perks of being a wrestler such as the adoration of the fans and so she decided to stick it out and continue her wrestling career.

Since Paula and Carolina are both students and since they have become close friends it made sense for Paula to re-form the Schoolgirls tag team with Carolina as her partner instead of Allison. Thus, the fan favorite tag team The Schoolgirls now consists of the gorgeous Paula who has longer, slightly curly, brown hair and the equally gorgeous brown-eyed Carolina who has darker hair that is straighter and slightly shorter. Since both Paula and Carolina suffered so much at the hands of She-Devil and were traumatized by their matches with her, they have been thirsty for revenge against the diabolical heel in red. The Schoolgirls are both very smart young women and they know that they don’t stand a chance against She-Devil in singles competition, but they figure that if they combine forces against her in a handicapped match they can get their much desired revenge. Thus, they issued a challenge to She-Devil and she gladly accepted – not believing that these pretty playthings are actually willing to step into the ring with her again. She-Devil was so confident and cocky upon accepting the challenge that she even requested that the handicapped match not involve tagging such that both good girls can fight her simultaneously.

It’s time for the fight, and Channing enters the ring to convey the rules of this particular handicapped match. “Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is a 2 against 1 handicapped match. Now, normally in a handicapped match the side with two wrestlers is only allowed to have one wrestler in the ring at a given time and they have to tag in and out. However, in an unusual move She-Devil has actually REQUESTED that her opponents tonight both face her in the ring AT THE SAME TIME with no need for tagging; to compensate for this she wanted the match to be no disqualification and her opponents agreed. Thus, both of The Schoolgirls will face She-Devil at once in this match and there will be no disqualifications. The winner or winners will be declared when the first pinfall, submission, or count out occurs.”

The Schoolgirls get introduced first by Channing and they make their way down to the ring to their theme music. Paula is wearing the same schoolgirl outfit that she always wrestles in, and Carolina now wears a schoolgirl outfit as well instead of the red bikini she used to wrestle in. Carolina’s schoolgirl outfit is identical to Paula’s except she wears sheer black pantyhose instead of the nude pantyhose worn by Paula. After The Schoolgirls enter the ring, the UWWL club gets bathed in an eerie red light and She-Devil’s theme song begins to play.

Once again, here is the link to She-Devil’s theme music:

http://www.progarchives.com/mp3.asp?id=332

Channing says, “..and The Schoolgirls’ opponent, the newest member of The Underworld – She-Devil!” The beautiful She-Devil, who has shoulder-length, straight blonde hair and blue eyes, emerges from the curtain wearing her usual red outfit with devil horns on her head…and as expected she is carrying her sick and twisted pitchfork with three electrified torture dildos on the prongs. When the heavy part of her theme song kicks in, She-Devil stops her procession down the aisle and she raises her arms up as four large pillars of flame shoot up into the air back near the entrance to the ring area. Quite an intimidating ring entrance, but The Schoolgirls have waited a long time to get revenge and they are not fazed. The red light dissipates to be replaced by the club’s usual house lights. Before she walks up the ring steps, She-Devil passes Rebecca, who is sitting at a table outside of the ring with a headset on (and her legs crossed in a sexy way), and the newest member of The Underworld points her pitchfork at the champ, turns the electricity on for dramatic effect, and simply says, “I WANT that gold belt around your waist.” In response, Rebecca says, “I’m not afraid of you and your Halloween costume – bring it on any time, bitch” and as she says this Rebecca makes a “come on” gesture with her hands. She-Devil snickers and then she enters the ring to take off her horns and get ready for the fight. As an aside, it’s a good thing that the pay-per-view cameras did not pick up the audio from the verbal exchange that She-Devil and Rebecca just had because Erica would not be happy about She-Devil issuing a challenge for the world title. As the leader of The Underworld Erica firmly believes that she should be the one to face Rebecca for the world title.

As She-Devil is getting ready to wrestle the match, Paula and Carolina look at each other and then run after her and start pounding away! Good girls usually don’t attack an opponent before the bell, but given how badly The Schoolgirls were humiliated by She-Devil it’s justified in this instance. The bell rings to signal the start of the fight and She-Devil is actually in a mild amount of trouble as Paula and Carolina are both stomping on her and pounding on her with axe handle bows.

Paula manages to pull She-Devil off the mat by the hair and traps her arms behind her, allowing Carolina to come in and slug her hard in the gut repeatedly – with each blow filled with anger over what the phenom did to them. She-Devil is hurt by the blows but she actually smiles after a few of the punches as if she’s being bothered by two gnats. After Carolina bends her over with the hardest blow to the gut that she has ever thrown in her wrestling career, Paula comes around and the two Schoolgirls both hold She-Devil in a bent over position and then they repeatedly drive kicks up into her midsection. The Schoolgirls then back the vicious blonde into the ropes, and they toss her into the ropes across the ring. When She-Devil returns Paula and Carolina clasp their hands together to double clothesline her but She-Devil ducks under it and when she bounces back she NAILS both of The Schoolgirls with a devastating double clothesline! Paula and Carolina end up on the mat holding their throats and chests, looking like they just got run over by a tractor trailer.

Now it’s time for the villain in red to have some fun – and believe me she has LOTS of fun. She starts by stomping the two brunette cuties all over the same way they stomped her to start the fight. She then lifts up Paula by the hair with one hand and then Carolina with the other hand, and She-Devil takes turns nailing each of them in the face and tits with knee smashes. After two particularly brutal knee smashes Paula and Carolina end up on their backs – with their hair splayed out on the mat in a wild mess and their school girl shirts partially ripped open showing their bras. Since the match is no disqualification at She-Devil’s request, she goes outside of the ring…to retrieve her vicious pitchfork! She goes back into the ring and waits for one of The Schoolgirls to struggle up to her feet – and Paula is the first one to groggily get up, only to be slammed in the gut with the butt end of the pitchfork! She-Devil laughs maniacally as Paula drops to her knees clutching her tummy. After Paula collapses forward face first onto the mat, She-Devil ups the ante by turning on the electricity and zapping the sexy grad student! Paula writhes and screeches as the electricity courses through her. Next, She-Devil gives similar treatment to poor Carolina. She-Devil then puts her pitchfork down temporarily and picks up both of her victims by the brunette hair so that the two are standing, albeit almost out on their feet. She-Devil smashes their heads together. The bad girl then picks her pitchfork back up, puts it between both of their legs, and then RIDES it up so that the pitchfork whaps both of them in the cunt! She-Devil whaps Paula and Carolina in the cunt with the pitchfork repeatedly and simultaneously until the two hapless good girls fall to their knees, clutching their nylon-covered crotches and moaning in pain.

She-Devil now decides to set them up for the finish. She sets her pitchfork down, lifts them off the mat by the hair again, and tosses both of them into the ropes. She quickly picks up the pitchfork again and then holds it horizontally so that it clotheslines both of The Schoolgirls – ouch! Both Schoolgirls end up on their backs clutching their throats from being clotheslined by the pitchfork, and then She-Devil lays her pitchfork across their throats and chokes away as Paula and Carolina writhe like fish out of water. She-Devil then does something extremely cruel – she actually STANDS on the pitchfork like a balance beam to really dig it into the throats of the good girls. The fans are in disbelief at the punishment and torment being inflicted on the poor Schoolgirls… yet again. Finally, She-Devil lets up, removes the pitchfork from across their throats, and then scoops both of them up by the hair again. She puts her left hand onto one of their throats and grabs the other by the throat with her right hand, and then in an impressive act of strength she HOISTS both Paula and Carolina up into the air together and then CHOKE SLAMS the shit out of them – almost putting them right through the canvas! The fans start chanting “ho-ly shit! … ho-ly shit! … over and over”. She-Devil then leaps and DRIVES one knee into each of the fallen Schoolgirls, and kneels on them as the referee gets down and counts 1, then 2, and then the inevitable 3. The bell rings to end at least this portion of the slaughter.

The fans fully expect She-Devil to use her pitchfork liberally, and they are not disappointed. First, however, it’s time to strip the two brunette beauties. She tears off their schoolgirl shirts, their bras, and then she slides their schoolgirl skirts down their legs to leave Paula in just her nude pantyhose and Carolina in just her black pantyhose. She then rips both pairs of hose open at the crotch. She-Devil then simply zaps Paula with the electrified prongs, and she moves on to zap Carolina as her body convulses in agony. Next, She-Devil sticks the bottom prong into Carolina’s cunt and fucks the Hell out of her, turning the electricity on after a few moments to pour on the pain along with the humiliation. She-Devil then forces Paula to lick and suck Carolina’s pussy juice off of the prong of the pitchfork, before she gives the same brutal treatment to Paula as well and then forces Carolina to lick and suck Paula’s pussy juice off of the pitchfork. Now it’s time for the coup de grace, as She-Devil positions The Schoolgirls such that they are forced to lie on their sides facing each other and hugging their bodies together – Paula is to She-Devil’s left whereas Carolina is to her right. The cruel bad girl then turns the pitchfork so that the prongs are horizontal and she roughly SHOVES the leftmost prong deep into Paula’s vagina while simultaneously shoving the rightmost prong deep into Carolina’s pussy, as the middle prong goes between their two bodies. She-Devil then barks out some instructions – “Okay, bitches. Now I want the two of you to put on a show for these people who paid their good money to come here tonight. So I want the two of you to make out with each other, and if you stop or if you don’t do a good enough job then THIS is what will happen…” and She-Devil turns on the juice and electrocutes the internal vaginal walls of the two good girls as their bodies jiggle and they cry out in anguish. She-Devil then says, “Okay – now MAKE OUT!” At first The Schoolgirls are hesitant, but some electrocution to their pussies changes that. Paula and Carolina, with tears running down their cheeks now, start to give each other deep, French kisses as She-Devil starts to FUCK both of them at the same time with the first and third prongs of her beloved pitchfork. Camera flashes go off all over the club during this display to immortalize the moment – the fans LOVE seeing two hot brunettes forcibly making out while being fucked with torture dildos. Paula and Carolina continue to kiss and fondle each other’s tits, doing whatever She-Devil orders them to do to each other, as She-Devil continues to work the pitchfork in and out, in and out, in and out of their pussies. Finally, She-Devil ends the humiliation by electrocuting them internally one last time for the heck of it, and then she pulls out the pitchfork and raises it over her head as the schoolgirls’ pussy juice drips from the business end. She-Devil then gets ready to go back to the Underworld’s dressing room to celebrate the second consecutive dominant win by her team at this pay-per-view. Before she leaves, though, she gives one more dirty look to Rebecca, who gives her a dirty look right back, as she was sitting at ringside this entire time watching the brutal display in disgust.

Match #5: The Cowgirls vs. The Noblewomen

The final match before the intermission features two of the top tag teams in the UWWL going head to head. The Cowgirls (blonde Joanne & brunette Emily), who had the most dominant world tag team title reign in UWWL history, have been desperate to get the belts back ever since they lost them to Thunder & Lightning at War Games 1. In their most recent match (at War Games 2) they had one of the closest and toughest victories of their entire career when they barely defeated The Biker Chix in a brutal, epic match. Even though The Cowgirls branded the asses of Julie and Aleta after the fight, Joanne and Emily developed a healthy respect for The Biker Chix because of their toughness and how their style and theme are similar to that of The Cowgirls. The same cannot be said for how The Cowgirls feel about The Noblewomen (Monique & Bridget) – The Cowgirls absolutely HATE The Noblewomen and have no respect for them at all because of their uppity attitude. Thus, tonight’s fight should be heated.

Monique and Bridget are introduced by Rebecca and they enter the curtain to a raucous surge of boos from the crowd as their theme music plays. Most UWWL fans absolutely hate The Noblewomen. The cute brunette Monique wears a French flag bikini with flesh colored tights and French flag colored wrestling boots. Her British partner Bridget has longer dirty blonde hair that’s a little closer to dirty than blonde, and she wears a “Union Jack” bikini with flesh colored tights and Union Jack patterned wrestling boots.

Next, the beautiful world champion and co-emcee introduces The Cowgirls, who walk through the curtain to the most positive reception they’ve ever received from a UWWL audience as their country music plays throughout the club. Even though both teams are heels, most fans dislike The Noblewomen much more and so the crowd tonight is on the side of the sexy country gals. Joanne and Emily, who walk through the curtain wearing cowboy hats but remove them upon getting to the ring, wear their usual incredibly short Daisy Duke shorts and black sports bras along with tan pantyhose and cowboy boots.

Just like their match with The Biker Chix this proves to be a tough match for The Cowgirls because The Noblewomen are former #1 contenders. However, The Cowgirls are eventually able to isolate pretty Monique and give her a savage beating while Bridget has to watch helplessly. At one point Joanne throws an elbow into Bridget’s kisser to knock her off of the ring apron and then sets up Monique for the spike pile driver after tagging in Emily. Emily climbs up to the top rope and DRIVES poor Monique’s pretty French head right into the mat, followed by an academic three count. The bell rings, but the fans hope that it isn’t over just yet as they have wanted to see the hated Noblewomen branded for quite some time. Thus, they chant, “BRAND THOSE BITCHES! … BRAND THOSE BITCHES! ... BRAND THOSE BITCHES! …” over and over. Emily and Joanne like to oblige their fans and so they toss a dazed Bridget into the ring and give her a second spike pile driver. Next, they lay the Noblewomen face down in the center of the ring with their butts sticking up and they peel off Monique’s French flag bikini bottoms and pull her shiny tights down to her knees to expose her ass, and they do the same with Bridget’s Union Jack bikini bottoms and shiny tights.

Now that The Noblewomen are assuming the position like cattle, Joanne calls for a microphone as Emily goes outside of the ring to get the guests of honor at this occasion (their precious branding irons). Joanne says, “It sounds like y’all want us to brand these bitches, am I hearing you correctly?” and the fans roar in response. “Well, back on the ranch we were taught to always show hospitality, so I think we’re gonna oblige you folks. Now ya’ll just sit back and enjoy yourselves as Emily and I give these uppity bitches something they sorely deserve. Emily – on the count of three!” The fans all count in unison along with The Cowgirls, “ONE! … TWO! … THREE!!!” and then Joanne slowly but firmly PLANTS her branding iron onto Monique’s left ass cheek while Emily does the same to Bridget’s left ass cheek as The Noblewomen are startled back to consciousness and howl out as their precious asses are permanently disfigured with the symbol of their defeat tonight. And the fans go WILD. The Cowgirls know that one won’t be enough to satisfy these folks, though, so they gladly brand The Noblewomen’s right ass cheeks as well as the European beauties writhe in anguish. The victorious country gals then gather up their stuff and leave the ring area as their shit kickin’ country music plays throughout the club, and they high five the appreciative fans who were just sent off into the intermission with quite a show.

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During the 20 minute intermission the 20 foot high steel cage is erected by the club’s technicians, and the cage has a ceiling so that nobody can climb in or out. Unlike the cage at War Games 1, this cage does not have a trap door so nobody can get in or out through the roof. During the intermission the air fills with cigarette smoke, and the line at the bar becomes enormously long. There is a buzz in the air as the fans reminisce about the brutality that they witnessed in the first set of matches and they are also incredibly excited about the second set of matches to come – especially the return of the lovely and legendary Lauren. Will her return be a triumphant one, or will tonight be another dark chapter in her up and down career?

Match # 6: Kris vs. Monica in the steel cage

Over the past few years Kris has been struggling with some personal demons, and around the time of Total Domination things were the worst they’ve ever been – especially in the weeks after the event. However, with the encouragement of her boyfriend and the support from other UWWL good girls Kris was able to get help for her problems and now she is literally like a new woman with a newfound sense of meaning and conviction.

Kris recently returned to the ring for the first time since Total Domination by fighting her old nemesis Tara, and while Kris still ended up losing the match it was the closest fight the two have ever had and Kris almost pinned her on a few occasions. Thus, Kris is pretty confident at this point – much more so than several months ago.

Her recent confidence has given her the courage to do something that she has been meaning to do ever since Total Domination, which is challenge Monica to a match in order to get revenge on her for planning that unethical and immoral event – in which she essentially arranged for the babyfaces in attendance to get tortured and fucked. On the morning after Total Domination Kris told Monica to her face that she was going to pay her back for the event, before Kris went to shower and wash the dried semen off of her body. Kris eventually went to Monica’s office to formally issue the challenge – and when she did so she was not afraid of her rich boss because Kris knows that despite her losing record she is one of the most popular superstars in the UWWL and so Monica would be a fool to fire her. Kris’s astounding beauty and her popularity with the fans are essentially bargaining chips for her. When Kris showed up at Monica’s office for their meeting and Kris told her that she wanted to face her in the ring, Monica was initially furious (a reaction that Kris fully expected) – Monica thought, “how DARE this blonde California bimbo come to my office and challenge ME to a match!?” However, upon thinking about it Monica, as always, sees the potential for dollar signs and ratings. The rich boss also knows that she can pay others to do the dirty work for her and thus rig the match in her favor. She recalls how her match against Robyn at War Games 1 was very popular among the fans, and even though Monica technically lost that match what people remember is Robyn having her pussy stretched out with The Pear and having her belly blasted over a thousand times by Monica’s henchwomen. Thus, after Monica’s anger subsides she sees the opportunity both for ratings and for using Kris as an example of what happens when you fuck with the boss. The one stipulation requested by Kris, which Monica fully anticipated, was for the fight to occur inside a 20 foot high roofed steel cage so that Monica’s cronies cannot interfere. Monica agreed to the stipulation because Kris would be an utter fool to agree to any other type of match and the fans would know that.

When Rebecca found out about the match between Kris and Monica at Stripper Pole Showdown, she knew that Monica was going to arrange for Kris to be jumped and beaten up at some point before their match during the pay-per-view. Thus, Rebecca decided to surround Kris with bodyguards at all times during the event in order to protect her and allow her to make it to that cage safely. On this night Rebecca’s Superpowers teammates Danielle and tag team champion Anjou have the night off, and so Rebecca instructs them to keep an eye on Kris at all times. In order to increase the number of protectors Rebecca also talked with Becky and Heidi from Angelfire, who also have the night off (and who owe Rebecca a huge favor for once rescuing them from The Pear, although they are also friends with Kris and they gladly agree to protect her). So, as Kris prepares for her match with Monica she is surrounded at all times by some combination of Danielle, Anjou, Becky, and Heidi.

During the intermission, Monica’s henchwomen decide to make their move. Dheera, Karen, and Brandi of The Underworld (who have no problem taking money to do Monica’s dirty work and have done so several times before) barge into Kris’s dressing room with a club, a chain, and a can of pepper spray. However, they are shocked to see Becky standing a few feet in front of Kris holding a Louisville Slugger baseball bat, while Anjou is brandishing a steel chair (with the gold tag team championship belt around her waist), and Danielle and Heidi are standing directly in front of the California beauty clasping each other’s hands to form a barrier. You can cut the tension in that dressing room with a knife, and the two groups of women have a good old fashioned Mexican standoff. For a few moments it is unclear as to whether everyone will come to blows or not, but eventually Dheera assesses the situation and decides that her team is outnumbered and outgunned as a chain and a small club are no match for a baseball bat. Also, Dheera has not yet been cleared to wrestle as she has not yet recovered from the severe concussion she suffered at War Games 2 and so she cannot risk taking a blow to the head that could shorten or even end her wrestling career. Thus, Dheera points at Kris and says, “You’re lucky that you have your friends to hide behind, bitch. You will still get yours in that cage. Let’s go, girls.” And then Dheera and The Stingers turn and exit the dressing room as Kris mockingly sticks her tongue out at them like the cutie that she is.

After Dheera shuts the dressing room door she turns to Karen and Brandi and says, “Don’t worry – Monica has other tricks up her sleeve.” Back in the dressing room, Kris thanks Becky and the others for being such great friends. The UWWL good girls are finding that things can be much better for them if they stick together.

The intermission is over and the cage has been put up. Rebecca will not be assisting Channing during the second half of Stripper Pole Showdown as she wants to be with The Superpowers in case Erica and her team make a sneak attack. Channing makes her way into the ring with her microphone. She is confident that the plan worked and that Kris is currently lying in the dressing room with her face, tits, belly, and pussy all beaten to a pulp. Channing says, “Welcome to the second half of tonight’s event. The next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, our lovely and amazing boss and leader – the rich, the powerful, and the talented owner of the Underground Women’s Wrestling League… Monica!”

Here is a clip with Monica’s ring entrance theme song, “Material Girl”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqpmBc_UsE

Monica confidently strides to the ring looking fabulous as always. The gorgeous 5’6” brunette wears her usual ring attire - a skimpy purple bikini (she wrestles in purple because it is the color of royalty), elegant purple gloves that extend to her elbows, black boots with heels and gold dollar signs printed on the side, custom made black pantyhose with gold dollar signs printed up the side of the left leg, and a gold dollar sign printed on the right side of her ass on her purple bikini bottom. Most of the fans boo when Monica makes an appearance, and tonight is no exception. Here at Stripper Pole Showdown Monica is more ornery than usual though as she brought a microphone with her and she says in response to the booing, “Bow down to your queen, peons. There wouldn’t even BE a UWWL if it wasn’t for me so show some fucking gratitude. I’m going to kick your precious Kris’s ass just like everyone else who comes within 5 feet of her in this club.” Monica then throws the microphone down and daintily makes her way up the steps and into the cage, as Channing sits on the second rope and rises up the top rope to make it easier for her to climb over the ropes and enter the cage. Monica and Channing then make eye contact with each other, fully expecting Kris to be CARRIED down to the ring. Channing continues, “Introducing next, that pathetic blonde bimbo slut from California, who had the NERVE to challenge her beautiful boss to this match tonight, the ungrateful… Kris!”

Once again, here is a link to Kris’s theme music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwHm1nAyFE

Kris enters through the curtain and comes out to her theme song looking completely unscathed (and looking as hot and sexy as ever in her snakeskin bikini with matching knee pads, sheer tights, and snakeskin wrestling boots), as most of the fans cheer wildly for the stunningly beautiful sweetheart as she makes her way to the ring with a look of determination on her face (she is PISSED OFF about the attempted assault on her in the dressing room). Monica is shocked – why didn’t Dheera and The Stingers do their job!? Monica looks at Channing as if to say “Oh shit” because now she has to wrestle Kris when she is 100%. Channing gives Monica a confused look and raises her arms as if to say “Don’t blame me – I have no idea what happened”. Kris may be the worst wrestler in the league, but she’s still a WRESTLER. Monica works out and she’s in good shape but she has minimal wrestling training and experience. Monica turns to Channing and says, “We’ll have to resort to ‘plan B’” and her assistant and best friend nods in understanding.

Channing leaves the cage and then Kris enters, fully expecting a pre-bell sneak attack from Monica… and getting one. However, Kris halts the sneak attack with a swift kick to Monica’s belly with her snakeskin boot. The bell rings and the cage door is locked. Monica is doubled over with the wind knocked out of her, and Kris smiles as she winds up and pounds her boss with a right fist, followed by a left jab, and then another right that puts the purple clad brunette on her ass. Kris then drops an elbow across Monica’s forehead. Kris goes on to punish the rich girl for the next several minutes and loves every second of it.

After several more blows and a few wrestling moves, including a rocking bodyslam that makes Monica clutch her back in pain and think about making a chiropractor appointment, Kris decides to reveal her boss’s tits for everyone to see. Thus, Kris sits down on top of Monica’s prone body and she begins to tug at her purple bikini top – until it comes off! Kris holds the bikini top over her head as the fans go wild. Monica’s arms are trapped at her sides so she can’t cover up her tits – they are fully exposed for everyone to see. The cameras filming the pay-per-view get some great close-ups of Monica’s bare tits because it is a rare site indeed, and camera flashes go off from around the club. Kris then slaps Monica in the face to further her humiliation, and then she gets up and showboats for the fans while twirling the bikini top over her head. This allows Monica to recover, though, as she gets up, runs at Kris, and then shoves her right into the cage – making Kris’s head bash into the cage, which stuns her. Monica then looks at Channing, indicating that it’s time for “Plan B”.

Channing removes her sexy four inch high heels, and then in stocking feet she walks over to the cage door, orders the outside referee to open the cage, and Channing hands one of her high heels to Monica. The cage door gets shut and then locked again, as Channing goes back to her ring announcer’s chair and sits with her legs crossed and her cute toes with dark red nail polish visible through the nylon on her feet. In the cage, Monica takes the shoe and, while Kris is still dazed, she CLOCKS her in the head with it! The fans boo at this turn of events. Monica proceeds to beat Kris with the shoe until the blonde beauty drops to the mat in a daze from the punishment, and then she drops to her knees and pounds the high heel into Kris’s face. She then starts to DIG the pointy heel right into Kris’s throat! Kris squirms and gasps for air with her shimmery legs writhing on the mat as Monica laughs while dishing it out. Monica then goes down and pounds on Kris’s tits and belly with the shoe, before putting the shoe aside temporarily, straddling Kris, and then, while grabbing her hair with her left hand, she starts slugging Kris in the face and head with her right fist. The tide has turned as Monica now is in complete control of the fight – thanks to Channing’s interference.

To get revenge for having her top taken off earlier, Monica decides to tear off Kris’s bikini top, which she does – exposing one of the best sets of tits in the UWWL as more camera flashes go off. Now it’s Monica’s turn to triumphantly hold a ripped off bikini top over her head, before dropping down, picking up the shoe again, and then DRIVING the pointy front of the shoe into Kris’s now bare right tit and just GRINDING Channing’s shoe into Kris’s nipple as the gorgeous babyface writhes in agony. After giving the same treatment to Kris’s left tit, Monica pulls down Kris’s snakeskin bikini bottom and takes it off of her, and then she removes her wrestling boots as well to leave her in nothing but her sheer tights – which Monica rips open at the crotch to expose Kris’s pussy. Kris had her pussy mauled beyond belief by Amy at Total Domination – will her pussy be mauled again by Monica here tonight?

Monica decides that it is now time for “Plan C”. She reaches into her left glove, and she pulls out… a nail file! Monica sits right behind Kris’s head, and then she starts to brutally rub the business end of the nail file into Kris’s forehead – cutting her open, causing blood to trickle down her beautiful face, and making her scream wildly. At this point the fans are really pissed off and they make sure Monica knows it by booing. Monica now decides that it’s time to really torment the blonde beauty – she sits on her chest facing her feet and trapping her arms against her sides, and then she uses the rigid part of the nail file and runs it back and forth across Kris’s clitoris! OUCH! Kris’s body actually quivers from the extreme pain as the nail file is slowly run back and forth across the hypersensitive tip of her clit – causing her body to literally shiver with waves of agony as Kris screams. Monica rubs the abrasive surface back and forth across Kris’s clit – back and forth, back and forth, back and forth… Kris is moaning out in anguish, as her revenge plan seems to be backfiring at this point. Eventually Monica moves from her clit to her labia, as she viciously rubs the nail file across both of Kris’s pussy lips time and time again.

The nail file:

Monica decides to finish Kris off, now that she is immobilized with bone chilling pain from the assault on her privates with the nail file. Monica picks up the shoe once again, and goes over to the nearest corner where she hoists herself up to the middle ropes, as Kris is lying on the mat with her tights ripped open, her clit abused, and her forehead busted open. Monica leaps off the ropes with the shoe… but Kris puts her right leg up and catches her in the face on the way down! Monica holds her chin and falls to the mat on her side, as Channing inhales rapidly and puts her right hand up to her mouth in concern while watching this unfold from outside of the cage. Kris pulls herself up off of the mat with a look of sheer hatred on her face. She picks up Monica by the hair and then hair-tosses her across the ring, after which Monica clutches her scalp and shrieks. Kris goes over and stomps Monica into oblivion, before picking her up, putting her in a headlock, and then RAMMING her pretty brunette head into the steel cage after a running start. Kris then puts Monica’s throat across the top rope and chokes away, before pulling back on the top rope to slingshot her to the mat on her back. Kris goes over and drops a knee on Monica, and then grinds her knee into her face as Monica moans in pain. Kris then gives Monica a snap mare by tossing her over her shoulder, and Kris follows this up by elbowing her on the head. Kris is now just taking Monica apart.

The beautiful jobber decides that it’s time to finish off her boss, so she decides to try out her finishing move – which she has never actually had the chance to use! Kris calls it the “Snakebite” because of how she wears a snakeskin wrestling outfit and because of how the move looks when it’s connected. Kris picks Monica up by the hair and tosses her into the ropes, and then Kris runs into the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. When Monica bounces back Kris leaps into the air and gives Monica a flying double chop with both hands – as one chop goes across her throat and another chop goes across her face. What a move! It really does resemble a snakebite as Kris’s two hands are like fangs. The impact from the Snakebite causes Monica to actually flip in the air and then crash land hard on the mat – knocked out COLD. Kris rolls Monica onto her back and covers her for the pin. However, the referee just stands there and does nothing with her arms folded – Monica paid her off! Kris yells out “Come on, ref!” and she slaps the mat in frustration. Kris could pin Monica for about a 100 count after knocking her out with the Snakebite, but the referee still refuses to make the count. The fans stand up and boo in protest. Then, the UWWL world champion Rebecca comes through the curtain! She is still wearing her beautiful black sequin dress and heels and she still has the belt around her waist over the dress – she is also holding a microphone, and she says, “Referee, I don’t care how much money Monica paid you – you’d better do your damn job and count to three. Now, everybody, let’s start the chant – Pin that bitch! … Pin that bitch! … Pin that bitch!”

Soon almost every fan in the club gets up to their feet and yells out “PIN THAT BITCH! … PIN THAT BITCH! … PIN THAT BITCH! … PIN THAT BITCH!” until the referee realizes that she has no choice and so she gets down and counts to 1 … and then 2 … and then 3!!! The fans go wild, and the bell rings to signal the first real victory of Kris’s career!

Kris stands up and celebrates after pinning her boss – and it feels DAMN good. By beating Monica here tonight Kris exorcised some psychological demons that have been haunting her since the trauma of Total Domination. Before Kris leaves the ring, however, she might as well take advantage of the situation. Kris points at Monica and says to the fans, “DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BITCH NAKED?” and the fans obviously yell out their assent. Kris smiles, as she has waited a LONG time to humiliate her boss. She starts by slowly stripping off her long purple gloves, one at a time, and then slowly sliding her purple bikini bottoms down her legs and then off of her (Monica’s top was already stripped off during the fight). Through it all Monica is still barely conscious. Next, Kris pulls off Monica’s wrestling boots, and then it is time for the crowning jewel of this humiliation session. Kris grabs the waist band of Monica’s black pantyhose with gold dollar signs down the left leg, and then she starts to v e r y s l o w l y and seductively pull her pantyhose down the top part of her legs, and then across her knees, and then down her lower legs to her ankles. Kris then pulls on them until they finally come off completely, and she holds Monica’s stripped off hose over her head as a symbol of victory as the fans go insane and a blinding amount of camera flashes go off to immortalize Monica’s humiliation. Monica is now laying buck naked on the mat in front of everyone – for the first time in UWWL history. Kris puts her foot across Monica’s body and raises her right arm in conquest as her theme music plays, and then she decides to leave to get her head stitched up and then celebrate a pinfall victory for the first time ever. Kris takes Monica’s black dollar sign pantyhose with her as a souvenir of this triumphant night.

Kris leaves the cage and goes back to the dressing room, getting a hug from Rebecca before she exits through the curtain. Meanwhile, Monica comes to and realizes that she is naked in the middle of the ring. None of her plans ended up working, even paying off the referee! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! She is utterly mortified and so she tries to cover up her private parts with her arms as she feels incredibly humiliated. A security guard offers his jacket to the beaten brunette as she leaves the cage, and he wraps her body with it and then escorts her back down the aisle past the fans who were leering at her nakedness. Monica thanks the security guard as he holds her close to his body until they get back to the dressing room, after which she retreats to her office to put on some clothes and then sob from her humiliation.

Match #7: Susan (from The Superpowers) vs. Molly (from The Underworld) in a grudge match inside the steel cage

Susan and Molly used to be best friends and tag team partners as The Patriots, one of the most popular UWWL tag teams of all time. However, Susan noticed that when they would lose matches it was usually because Molly would get isolated and beaten up – like when she was trapped inside the cage by herself against both of The Noblewomen at War Games 1. Thus, Susan decided to split up the team and Molly took it very, very hard. Molly had to become a singles wrestler, and this resulted in her participating at Total Domination – which turned out to be the worst experience of Molly’s life. Molly blamed Susan for that experience, and this motivated her to not only become a bad girl but to join The Underworld, who are the mortal enemies of Susan’s stable The Superpowers. Meanwhile, after firing Molly Susan teamed up with Anjou to form The United Nations, the most formidable babyface tag team in years, and they eventually earned a title shot against Thunder & Lighting. However, Molly interfered in the match and cost Susan and Anjou a chance to win the titles (in addition, Molly injured Anjou’s left knee by bashing it with a chair). The United Nations ended up winning the world tag team titles several weeks later, but the bottom line is that there is now a lot of bad blood between the former Patriots – which is why they are settling their differences tonight in a steel cage match. Channing introduces Molly first.

Here is a link to Molly’s new theme music – “Wicked”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP4-iY3J3wc

After the music starts the good girl turned bad walks through the curtain with her new look and in her new wrestling outfit, to an understandably mixed reaction from the fans. She is wearing a black leather two piece dominatrix outfit similar to what The Underworld wore in the cage at War Games 2 along with knee high black boots, black fishnet pantyhose, and black fishnet gloves that extend to her elbows. She is also wearing dark lipstick and eyeliner. Molly has gorgeous long curly blonde hair. She enters the cage and looks toward the curtain – she can’t WAIT to finally get her hands on Susan one on one. She thought about sneaking a weapon into the cage in her boots but she does not want a repeat of what happened at War Games 2. Besides, she wants to beat Susan fair and square to prove that she was wrong about her.

Next, Channing introduces Susan who as expected comes to the ring to “Stars & Stripes Forever” waving an American flag and wearing her usual red, white, & blue wrestling outfit with sheer nude tights.

Here is “Stars & Stripes Forever”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY

Susan glares at Molly from outside of the cage, and her blonde former friend and partner just sneers at her. Susan enters the cage carefully, fully expecting a sneak attack, but to her surprise Molly just waits in her corner. The two combatants then approach each other and stand facing each other in the center of the ring as the referee relays the rules. They tune out the referee and have an exchange with each other, as Susan says, “So it’s come to this, Molly.” Molly looks at Susan with a look of sheer hatred and replies by simply saying, “So it has.” Susan then says, “Just because you used to be my best friend and tag team partner, it doesn’t mean that I’m going to go easy on you or show you any mercy.” Molly laughs at this and says, “I don’t expect you to, and I’m sure as fuck not going to show YOU any mercy. I’ve waited a long time to prove everyone wrong about me supposedly being the ‘weak link’ in The Patriots.” Molly then points at Susan’s American flag patterned ring attire and says, “Oh and, by the way, I never realized until recently how fucking ridiculous you and I looked in those stupid Wonder Woman outfits.” All that Susan says in return is, “You’re going to get yours for joining The Underworld.” The two combatants then go back to their respective corners.

Molly yells out, “Ring that fucking bell so I can get my hands on this self-righteous bitch!” The bell rings, and the two former Patriots circle each other with sneers of derision. Susan then makes the first move by uncharacteristically leaping at Molly and then flailing away on her after knocking her down to the mat. Susan starts to choke her and pull on her pretty curly blonde hair. Susan then pushes her own body up into the air and brings her knee down right into Molly’s belly. She then lifts her off the mat by those blonde curls, drapes her arms behind her over the nearest ropes, and then viciously blasts her across the throat several times with a series of reverse knife edge chops. Susan seems more aggressive than she has ever been because of her anger over being betrayed. Molly turning heel and joining The Underworld hurt Susan very, very deeply.

However, Molly is pissed off as well for being made to look inferior compared to Susan and so as Susan goes to toss her former partner across the ring Molly stops her in her tracks with a thumb to the eye. Susan is startled by the dirty move and she clutches her face and bends over slightly in response. Ever since joining The Underworld Molly has been getting mentored by the princess of darkness herself, and in terms of dirty tactics there is absolutely nobody better to learn from than the legendary Erica. Molly elbows Susan across the back of the neck, slugs her in the tummy, and then whips her into the ropes. Molly meets her on her return with a devastating dropkick that sends the All American brunette down on her back. Molly and Susan go at it like this for the next 12 minutes or so, beating the absolute Hell out of each other in a back and forth contest that has the fans (and their Underworld & Superpowers teammates) on the edge of their seats.

Eventually, the two combatants are against the cage trading blows and taking turns ramming each other’s pretty faces into the chain link. Susan’s top was ripped off by Molly several minutes ago and her impressive boobs have bloody claw marks across them from a dirty breast attack performed by Molly. However, Susan eventually gets the upper hand in the current exchange and then tosses Molly across the ring. Susan steps up to deliver a clothesline but Molly catches her by surprise by leaping at her in the air to attempt a Lou Thesz press. However, Susan catches her and then falls back, draping Molly’s throat across the top rope! Molly slingshots back to the mat, clutching her throat. Susan capitalizes by dropping an elbow smash across Molly’s luscious chest, and then scooping her up by the now sweat drenched blonde curls. The good girl wants to put on a wrestling clinic with her hated adversary as the victim. Susan puts Molly into a fireman’s carry, and then drops back with Molly behind her to complete a huge Samoan drop. Susan then lifts Molly up to all fours by the hair, and from behind she puts her right arm through Molly’s right leg and then wraps her left arm across Molly’s left arm, then lifts her up with Molly facing the mat, extends her knee, and then blasts her belly across her knee to complete a huge gut buster that knocks the wind out of Molly. Susan picks her up yet again, grabs Molly’s left wrist with her left hand, tucks her head under Molly’s left armpit, and then wraps her right arm under Molly’s left leg. Susan then lifts Molly up onto her shoulders sideways and then spins around and falls down to her back – driving Molly into the mat first to complete a HUGE Olympic slam! The fans are stupefied by such a brilliantly executed move; Susan is deceptively strong. An Olympic slam is an appropriate move to be in the red, white, and blue girl’s repertoire. She is just outwrestling Molly right now, and Molly is in deep trouble. Susan picks her up again, and then gives Molly a devastating piledriver that leaves the beautiful heel dazed on her back close to one of the corners of the cage. The beautiful, topless Susan ascends the ropes to finish off her former partner. Susan gets up to the top rope, but she decides that’s not good enough – she wants to beat Molly in dramatic fashion. Thus, Susan scales up the cage, and then reaches up and dangles from the roof of the cage like it’s a set of monkey bars! The incredibly athletic Susan makes her way such that she is directly above Molly’s prone body, 20 feet in the air. The brunette heroine then swings her legs forward, drops off of the cage, and then does a back flip in mid-air – landing on Molly to complete the most impressive and most devastating moonsault from the top of the cage that the UWWL fans have ever witnessed! The fans go nuts, as Susan lies across Molly while pressing her wrists into the mat as the referee counts – 1 … 2 … and then 3!!! Susan wanted to definitely show everybody that she was the better member of The Patriots, and that moonsault definitely accomplished that goal.

The bell rings, but before she gets up to celebrate Susan leans in close to Molly’s face and confidently says, “I was the better Patriot, and I am the better woman” before slapping Molly across the face and then standing up to have her arm raised in victory with her right foot resting on Molly’s tits in a pose of dominance. Molly is still conscious enough to have heard and understood every word. Channing goes into the cage and hands Susan her tag team belt, which she holds up and proudly displays for a little while with a smile on her face…until she drops back down to Molly, puts the belt right in her face, and says, “I would have NEVER won this with you as my partner…it’s as simple as that.” Susan then gets up, celebrates a little bit more and soaks in the adoration of the fans, and then she straps the belt around her waist and leaves the cage to join Rebecca as a triumphantly victorious Superpower – her team is now 1-0 at the pay-per-view, with the newest member of The Superpowers going for a perfect 2-0 in the main event stripper pole match. Molly gets up slowly after her crushing defeat, and she is more livid at Susan now than ever. She glances at Susan and thinks, “It’s not over between us, bitch…”

Susan is making her way back to the dressing room. However, when Susan is about 2/3rds of the way back to the curtain, Erica, She-Devil, Karen, and Brandi all rush out to attack her! Susan gets bowled over and then gets viciously stomped on by all four aggressors. After a few moments though, Danielle, Anjou, Becky, Jackie, and Heidi all run out of the dressing room followed by Rebecca in her dress, hose, and heels! Rebecca goes right for Erica like a rock thrown from a catapult and pounces on her, as the two team leaders roll around on the concrete floor going crazy on each other with rapid fire blows. Erica is in street clothes herself as she changed out of her wrestling clothes after destroying and then torturing poor Marika. The fans are all on their feet as they have been waiting all night for The Superpowers and The Underworld to have a big skirmish. Eventually Molly recovers enough from her ass kicking to leave the cage and run up the aisle to join the fray, but even with Molly joining the fight the good girls outnumber the bad girls and so the Underworld members have to eventually flee back to the dressing room. Susan was beaten pretty soundly, though, as her face, her belly, and her bare tits all took some hard shots and she is bruised up. However, the victorious tag team champion gets helped back to the dressing room by her fellow good girls – a few bruises will not prevent her from celebrating her big win over her former partner and best friend.

Match #8: Alyssa (from Angelfire) vs. Mindy (from The Hellcats) in a steel cage revenge match

UWWL fans are intimately familiar with the history between Alyssa and her hated arch rival Mindy. Alyssa rivals Kris as arguably the most beautiful woman in the entire UWWL, but her breathtaking beauty instills jealousy in other wrestlers, especially her sworn enemies The Hellcats, and so Alyssa becomes a target for that very reason. A few years ago Alyssa was scheduled to wrestle Jessica but before the fight she was jumped by the rest of The Hellcats (Mindy, Alana, and Trisha) and severely beaten backstage before the match even began (see “Agonizing Ambush”). The Hellcats strategically planned this attack for a night when Alyssa’s friends from Angelfire weren’t on the card so they could not rescue her. Mindy and her friends proceeded to beat the Hell out of the beautiful fashion model and then they took her down and tossed her into the ring like a piece of meat to a wild dog (or cat, in this instance). The match from that point was academic, and after Jessica’s inevitable victory the four Hellcats continued to beat on and humiliate Alyssa – including cruelly rubbing her pussy raw with sandpaper.

Alyssa got some revenge for that beating by defeating Mindy a few months later in a tough match, and then they proceeded to have a vicious back and forth feud with Alyssa winning a slight majority of the matches due potentially to her height advantage. Right now, however, it is Mindy who has had the last laugh because of an incident that occurred in the big 4 on 4 cage match at War Games 1 a little over a year ago when Mindy broke Alyssa’s nose and then put her in a full nelson and scraped her tits and face into the cage so bad that Alyssa ended up needing reconstructive surgery after the fight. Alyssa was out of commission for the rest of the fight and that proved to be the turning point, as Mindy eventually won the match and won the years-long feud for her team by making Jackie submit in the excruciating figure-four leglock (with Alana simultaneously grinding her fist into Jackie’s sensitive belly).

It took Alyssa a long time to physically recover from the surgery and an even longer time to psychologically recover from the humiliation her team endured on that horrible weekend. To make matters worse for her, Alyssa was fired as a fashion model because of the damage to her face and tits and so for a while Alyssa couldn’t wrestle and she couldn’t model either so she was essentially unemployed. So, in a way, Mindy literally ruined Alyssa’s life – and the evil redheaded Hellcat is incredibly proud of that. Ever since that fateful 4 on 4 cage match Alyssa has been burning with an insatiable desire to get revenge on Mindy – to the point in which it is almost an obsession for her.

Alyssa eventually made her comeback in the UWWL several weeks ago by wrestling a tag team match as The Beach Babes with her long time partner Heidi. The Beach Babes easily defeated The Hooters Girls (in their first return to the ring after being destroyed at Total Domination) in a triumphant return. It felt good for Alyssa to finally wrestle again. After returning to ring action, her thoughts returned to getting revenge on Mindy. However, there was a slight problem with that – Monica firmly believes that it is pointless for wrestlers to continue fighting after a feud has been declared over. The feud is over - The Hellcats won and Angelfire lost. Period. Any further fights between the two teams would be redundant. Alyssa knew about the rule but she wanted revenge against Mindy so badly that she started hounding Monica by coming by her office and calling her and so forth – not leaving Monica alone until she finally agreed to have ONE MORE match between an Angelfire member and a member of The Hellcats. Besides, fans would probably like seeing Alyssa and Mindy clash one final time.

As for Mindy, she has been in a foul mood lately because she is the only member of The Hellcats who has never held a championship belt, and she had her opportunity to win the world title recently but she lost to Amy in what proved to be Amy’s final successful title defense before Rebecca became the world champion. Mindy was close to winning the belt because she had Amy in her finisher, the figure four leglock, but Amy escaped the hold and ended up beating Mindy and retaining her title. Mindy would love to take out her frustration on Alyssa’s pretty face and tits here tonight. In fact, it is Mindy’s ultimate goal to put Alyssa out of wrestling permanently.

Thus, Mindy and Alyssa are on the card tonight in a roofed steel cage similar to the cage where their last encounter took place. Channing enters the cage with a microphone to introduce the combatants in this highly anticipated revenge match. “The next match is a grudge match that has been in the making for over a year. Introducing first, representing The Hellcats – Mindy!”

Here is a link to the Hellcats’ ring entrance theme song, “Cat Scratch Fever”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaQFC0h91zQ

The beautiful yet viciously mean redhead steps through the curtain looking absolutely gorgeous in a long leopard print boxing robe. After getting to the cage she slowly takes off the robe to reveal her sexiest ring attire ever. She has on a skimpy two piece leopard print outfit with matching wrestling boots, sheer tights, and leopard print fingerless gloves that extend to her elbows. She enters the cage and then turns around to face the curtain, making a “come on” gesture with her hands because she wants to get the party started.

Channing then continues, “And her opponent – representing Angelfire. The beautiful former fashion model, at 5’11” – Alyssa!”

Here is a link to Alyssa’s new ring entrance theme song, “She’s the Woman”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX-FYv_NG2k

Alyssa, who has long, straight, dirty blonde hair, makes her way out to the ring area to a throng of cheers as her rock n’ roll theme song plays throughout the club. In this fight Alyssa has an advantage in terms of height and reach, but Alyssa knows from past encounters that Mindy makes up for the size disadvantage with dirty moves and sheer ferociousness. Alyssa looks great as always wearing her Beach Babes outfit, which consists of an incredibly skimpy beach ball colored bikini, incredibly shiny flesh colored tights that glisten under the lights of the club, and white wrestling shoes. She decided to not wear the green bikini and black fishnets that she usually wears in singles competition because she has a negative association with that outfit after War Games 1. Alyssa strides down the aisle acknowledging the fans for a bit, but when she makes eye contact with Mindy she RUNS down to the cage with hatred burning in her eyes! She finally has her chance to step into the cage and get revenge on the woman who ruined her life.

Alyssa reaches the cage door and says “OPEN THIS FUCKING CAGE!” while Mindy stands in the center of the ring shaking with anticipation saying “Come on, bitch … come on, bitch…” over and over. Channing opens the cage and lets Alyssa in, and she has to get out of Alyssa’s way quickly as the beautiful Beach Babe races toward Mindy and tackles her, and then the two hated enemies roll around on the mat clawing at each other and screaming with primal fury. Every fan in the entire club gets up to his or her feet – screaming for blood in what is sure to be a sickeningly violent match. The bell rings, and Channing gets out of the cage as fast as she can, allowing the outside referee to shut and lock the door. When she agreed to this job she had no idea how dangerous it would be!

After the initial furious exchange boils down Alyssa eventually takes control and she starts to dish out the punishment on Mindy that she has played out in her mind countless times over the past year. Mindy is a ferocious wrestler herself but she is overwhelmed by Alyssa’s uncharacteristic aggression and so Alyssa gets the upper hand and pounds away on Mindy, who starts to get dazed from the punishment. At the first possible opportunity Alyssa picks up Mindy by the beautiful red hair and just RAMS her pretty face into the nearest side of the cage. Alyssa rams her face into the cage three times in a row, and then starts to SCRAPE her face back and forth across the brutal chain link until Mindy’s forehead gets busted open and blood starts to trickle down the center of her face. Alyssa leans in and says, “How do YOU like it, BITCH!”

Alyssa then spins Mindy around so that her back is to the cage and opens her up some more with a few roundhouse right fists to the forehead that snap Mindy’s head back. Alyssa then leans in and actually BITES Mindy on the forehead, as the redhead shrieks from the shockingly brutal move. Alyssa releases the long, deep, hard bite and her mouth is literally dripping with Mindy’s blood, and then she spits Mindy’s own blood right back into her face and gives her a stinging SLAP across Mindy’s cheek. The Hellcat was not expecting Alyssa to fight dirty like this and she realizes she’d better turn it around soon or she won’t last very long against the taller supermodel-like Alyssa.

Alyssa goes to Irish Whip Mindy across the ring, but Mindy reverses it and sends Alyssa’s head careening into the cage! Alyssa turns around holding her head, which just bounced off of the unforgiving chain link, and Mindy moves in to capitalize and punches Alyssa with a right jab but Alyssa is still a ball of fire because of her desire for revenge and so she catches Mindy in the mid section with a swift kick. Alyssa then goes on to punish Mindy over the next few minutes, and the action gradually morphs from a brawl to a wrestling match as Alyssa gives Mindy a series of scientific moves like a vertical suplex and a few arm drag takedowns. Alyssa eventually tosses Mindy face first into the nearest corner, with the intention of putting her in a full nelson and then grinding HER tits into the cage for more payback, but Mindy says to herself, “Enough of this shit” and she discretely reaches into her tights… and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles! Alyssa doesn’t see this as Mindy’s back is turned to her, and when the dirty blonde beauty goes over to beat on Mindy some more Mindy turns around and CLOCKS her in the face with the brass knuckles – dropping Alyssa like a rock! The fans see this and boo wildly. Mindy slugged Alyssa with the brass knuckles openly right in front of the referee, but in a steel cage match brass knuckles are as legal as a headlock and Mindy knows it.

The fans continue to boo like crazy, but this just motivates Mindy even more – Mindy is one of the least popular wrestlers in the UWWL and she LOVES hearing boos from the crowd. Mindy kneels down and grabs Alyssa’s hair with her left hand, and then uses her right fist to POUND the brass knuckles right into Alyssa’s face and forehead – making the boos increase even more intensely. Mindy then gets up, leaps into the air, and DRIVES the knucks right across Alyssa’s face again. Alyssa might be mildly concussed from the blows, and her body subtly wriggles like a fish from the heavy brass knuckle shots. Mindy laughs maniacally and then scoops Alyssa off the mat. She then leads the stunned beauty over to the nearest ropes and she traps her arms between the top and middle rope – making Alyssa utterly helpless in front of her. Mindy winds up and BLASTS the Beach Babe right on the nose with the brass knuckles, and then again, and then on the third blow she BREAKS Alyssa’s fucking nose again, as blood spurts and trickles down her face and onto her tits. Mindy says, “There, I broke it – but I’m not even close to being finished with you, slut.” Fans start to throw garbage at the cage in disgust at Mindy’s dirty use of a foreign object, and a few fans even risk being ejected by throwing glass beer bottles at the cage, which clink off and drop down to shatter on the concrete floor. Channing snaps her spoiled rich girl fingers at the club’s janitorial staff to get them to clean up the ring area so that nobody steps in broken glass.

Meanwhile, back in the dressing room Becky, Heidi, and Jackie are watching the match on the monitor with Kris (who is now in street clothes after showering), as they are still protecting her from Monica and Monica’s cronies. They all have a sickening feeling watching Mindy use the brass knuckles mercilessly on their friend. It’s a cage match though so there is nothing they can do except stand by watching helplessly. They know how terrible this is for Alyssa – she was desperate for revenge but now it looks like her hated arch enemy is going to undo all of the surgery and recovery that Alyssa has had and make her go through that Hellish recovery process all over again. This is literally like a nightmare. Alyssa’s best friend Heidi actually starts to have tears trickle down her cheeks and she decides that she can’t bear to watch the match anymore so she turns away.

Back to the ring, Mindy is still unloading on Alyssa and beating her face to a bloody pulp. Mindy leans in, lifts up Alyssa’s face her with left hand, and squeezes her cheeks like a child so that she can taunt the fallen model. Mindy says, “So you’ve been planning to get revenge on me for over a year now, huh? Well, I guess you’re not going to get that revenge after all.” Mindy notices tears trickling down Alyssa’s face and she says, “Awww… poor baby. How does it feel to fail miserably after all that you’ve been through? If this was a Hollywood movie I’m sure you would get your revenge on me and you and your slut friends would live happily ever after. But this isn’t a fucking movie, bitch – this is real life. And in real life there are NO fairy tale endings!” Alyssa raises her head and, with whatever is left of her strength, manages to say, “…fuck… …you…” In response to that Mindy just laughs and then wraps her left arm around Alyssa’s head to put her in a headlock and then gives her a series of short, quick, HARD blows to the skull with the brass knuckles, which are now dripping with Alyssa’s blood – as Mindy laughs with glee while dishing out the punishment.

Next, Mindy wants to bare Alyssa’s perfect tits, so she grabs her beach ball colored bikini top and RIPS it off to expose her sweaty boobs. Mindy then winds up and gives her tits the same treatment with the brass knuckles that she gave her face – POUNDING away on them over and over until they’re bruised up, swollen, and black & blue. Mindy eventually drops the brass knuckles to the mat as the damage has been done, and then she winds up and blasts Alyssa in the face once with her bare fist this time. The red headed bad girl then releases Alyssa’s arms from the ropes, and the good girl drops to her knees and then collapses forward onto the mat – motionless.

Mindy rolls Alyssa over and covers her for the pin, but after the two count she grabs Alyssa’s blood stained hair and pulls her up to stop the count! Mindy seductively waves her left index finger as if to say “not just yet”, and this makes the fans boo even more wildly than ever. She lifts the fallen heroine off the mat by the hair, walks her over to the very same corner where she beat her up at War Games 1, and then puts her in a full nelson so that her tits are fully exposed. Everybody in the entire club knows what’s coming next, and it’s going to be fucking HORRIBLE – how could Mindy be so cruel? It’s as if she is completely devoid of any morality or mercy whatsoever. Mindy leans close to Alyssa’s ear and says, “Remember this, sweetie?” and in response the barely conscious Alyssa says, “…no …no, please…” but that just makes Mindy enjoy it more when she mashes Alyssa’s gorgeous boobs against the sharp and hard chain link of the steel cage and just GRINDS her tits back and forth across the cage, as Alyssa moans from the punishment and continues to plead with Mindy (“oh no… … not again… … no more, please… …please, I beg you…”) but Mindy continues to rake Alyssa’s tits back and forth across the cage – causing blood from her tits to literally drip down the chain link, as Mindy laughs maniacally the whole time. After the sick and twisted titty treatment, Mindy releases the full nelson and then grabs the back of Alyssa’s hair with her right hand, draws Alyssa’s head back, and then SLAMS her head into the cage again, subsequently rubbing her already pulped face back and forth for good measure. Eventually, Mindy bashes Alyssa’s head into the cage one more time to sling shot her to the mat on her back.

Mindy walks around Alyssa’s body and makes a sexy gesture as if to say “Hmmmm…what should I do next?” She then decides to strip Alyssa nude. Her top is already off, so Mindy next removes her multi colored bikini bottoms by sliding them down her legs and then off of her. Mindy subsequently removes her white wrestling shoes to leave her in nothing but her shiny, sheer tights. Mindy starts with the waist band and then slowly and seductively slides them down Alyssa’s legs (taking her time in order to further Alyssa’s humiliation as much as possible), down to her ankles, and then off of her to leave her utterly naked in front of everyone in the club and the thousands upon thousands of people watching all around the world on pay-per-view. Next, Mindy lifts Alyssa up by the hair so that she is on her knees, leans her head back so that she is facing the ceiling, and then Mindy bares the nails on her right hand – which might as well be claws because her fingernails are pretty sharp. Mindy then plants her sharp claws onto Alyssa’s face and then SCRATCHES her face up and down with her fingernails. After scratching up her face real bad, Mindy bops Alyssa on the broken nose to make her crumple back and lay flat on her back. Mindy finally decides to finish her. With Alyssa lying naked and motionless on the mat before her, Mindy lifts up her right leg, spinning around it, then pulls up her left leg and places it under her right ankle – then drops back and uses her own right ankle to rest atop Alyssa’s right ankle and apply enormous pressure to her leg – as Mindy cinches in her dreaded figure four leglock! The pain brings Alyssa back to consciousness as she moans out in excruciating pain. Mindy is fully expecting Alyssa to submit, but even though she knows she’s done for Alyssa wants to commit one more act of defiance against the hated woman who has ruined her life and so Alyssa cracks a smile on her bloody face despite her agony and she says, “I will NOT give up, you redheaded fucking cunt.” Mindy reacts to this by crawling back and grabbing the ropes behind her for leverage to really pour on the pressure to Alyssa’s leg with the figure four (shouting “Submit, bitch!” all the while). Alyssa is utterly beside herself with pain (screaming wildly in sheer agony) but she holds true and does not submit. She falls back to the mat, though, and the referee begins to count as her shoulders are down, but Alyssa gets up after a two count. Alyssa holds out in the figure four leglock for a few minutes – how can she endure so much pain for that long? Eventually the pain and the loss of blood is just too much for Alyssa to bear and so she starts to drift off - “Oh… … oh … … ohhhhhhh…” and then Alyssa passes out from the pain. Alyssa held true to her word by refusing to submit – one little source of pride that she can take with her from this otherwise nightmarish match that she will never forget. She falls back so that her shoulders are flat against the mat. The referee gets down to count for the pin, and Mindy, who still has the figure four cinched in, yells at the referee, saying, “Count that bitch out nice and slow – I want to relish this moment.” The referee counts - … … ONE! … … … … TWO! And Mindy yells, “Slower!” The referee rolls her eyes but waits about 10 seconds before slapping the mat for the final time… … … THREE!!!

Mindy laughs as the bell rings, and then she finally releases the figure four, picks up Alyssa’s previously discarded bikini bottom, and stuffs it into Alyssa’s mouth. Mindy then slowly and dominantly places her right foot atop Alyssa’s chest and slowly raises her right arm in victory as the fans boo like crazy. Mindy soaks it all in – she has finally destroyed her arch rival once and for all. It will be a miracle if Alyssa can come back from this as she will most assuredly need the same kind of reconstructive surgery that she had before, as well as the long and hard recovery process.

Mindy leaves the cage and Channing arranges a security guard escort for her back to the dressing room so that fans don’t attack her, as Alyssa is (or was, since her wrestling career is likely over) one of the most beloved superstars in the UWWL. Even with the escort Mindy still gets pegged in the head with trash, and one person even hits her with a set of car keys which slightly cuts her face.

The real irony of this situation is that Alyssa REQUESTED this cage match – in fact, she actually BEGGED Monica to schedule it. And now she’s leaving the cage on a stretcher stripped naked and covered in blood with her own bikini bottoms stuffed in her mouth. This just goes to show that, even thought it’s a cliché, it’s true that you should be careful what you wish for…

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At this point the club’s technicians need to install and secure the large gold stripper pole for the main event – the Stripper Pole Showdown featuring the long awaited return of Lauren going up against her strip club rival Jenna in a unique steel cage stripper pole match. The technicians also need to clean up the mat a little bit as the wrestling mat is stained with Alyssa’s blood. Fans are still in utter shock over the brutality that they just witnessed, but eventually everyone’s thoughts turn to the unique and much anticipated main event.

Main Event, “The Stripper Pole Showdown”: Lauren vs. Jenna in a stripper pole grudge match

Lauren is sitting in her dressing room getting ready for her return to the UWWL ring after being away for almost two years, and she has enormous butterflies in her stomach. After she pulls her nude thigh high stockings up her legs and she puts on the clear stripper high heels that she and Jenna are required to wear tonight, she gets a visit from Rebecca, the rest of her new Superpowers teammates, Kris, and her boyfriend – who wanted to be at the club for Lauren’s match tonight in order to support her (he almost blows a load the instant that he sees her in her stripper outfit for the match tonight). Rebecca’s dress is torn, her pantyhose have an enormous runner in them, and her hair is messed up from the scrap she had with The Underworld after Susan’s victory a little while ago, but she still has the world title around her waist. Rebecca gives the newest member of The Superpowers a hug and says, “Whatever happens out there tonight Lauren, know that we all love you and it’s great to have you back, okay. You’re one of US now, and we look out for our own. Now go KICK that bitch’s ass!”

Lauren smiles at that last statement and says, “Thanks, Rebecca. You don’t have to worry about me, though – Jenna is not a wrestler while I am, and tonight she won’t have the element of surprise. I’m going to rip the silicone implants out of her fake tits and shove them up her fucking ass!” Lauren then high fives the rest of her teammates, takes a deep breath, and gets ready to go down to the ring. However, before she leaves the dressing room she pulls her boyfriend aside and they kiss deeply. While they embrace and kiss, Lauren reaches down with her right hand and rubs his dick through his pants, and she says, “After I beat that bitch I want a victory fuck after we get home later.” He kisses her again and then says, “You know I will be more than happy to give you a victory fuck. Now go get your revenge on that bitch.” After one final kiss, Lauren then heads over to the curtain leading to the ring area.

Back to the ring: After the stripper pole has been installed (it is in the dead center of the ring and it runs from the mat all the way up to the roof of the cage 20 feet above the ring; the check for $50,000 dangles from the roof of the cage in a manila envelope) Channing enters the cage to introduce the main event. “Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for, tonight’s main event – the stripper pole showdown!” Channing pauses as the fans cheer. “The rules for this very special, one time only matchup are as follows. There will be no disqualifications, and there is no time limit either. Furthermore, there will be no referee inside the cage with the wrestlers, but there will be two referees outside of the cage. The two wrestlers will fight while locked inside of the steel cage, however as you can see there is a 20 foot high gold stripper pole right in the middle of the ring (Channing grabs the pole with her left hand while holding the microphone with her right). The winner will be the first person to climb the stripper pole and reach the envelope dangling from the roof of the cage (Channing points to the envelope as she says this). The first person to retrieve the envelope will not only win the match, they will also win the contents of the envelope – a check for fifty thousand dollars!” Channing pauses again as the fans react to this information. She continues as Jenna’s strip club-esque music plays throughout the UWWL club, “Introducing first, the woman who ambushed Lauren over a year ago and permanently scarred her tits by breaking a liquor bottle across her chest and then scraping her tits through broken glass – making her official UWWL debut tonight, Jenna!!!”

Jenna walks through the curtain to a multitude of boos, as most UWWL fans love Lauren. Jenna makes her way down to the ring with a wry smirk on her face – she can’t fucking wait to put Lauren out of her misery once and for all. Jenna is 5’8” and has very dark hair that she usually wears up but for tonight’s wrestling match she is wearing it down. She wears a great deal of makeup and eye shadow (which gives her eyes a particularly sinister look), and she has enormous fake tits (but not so large that they’re ridiculous – they look really good). She is very pretty and it’s obvious that she has had plastic surgery on her cute nose. Monica required both wrestlers to wear strip club outfits for the match tonight and so Jenna comes to the ring wearing an off black (and very scant) matching lace panties and bra set along with off black thigh high stockings that are clipped to a garter belt, in addition to the requisite clear stripper high heels. Jenna gets to the cage and enters, staring at the curtain in anticipation. Although this is Jenna’s first official wrestling match, she is an experienced fighter as she has had many scraps throughout her adult life – she has beaten up many other strippers in addition to Lauren (which is one of the reasons why she was eventually fired from the strip club). Amy has been mentoring her as well in order to improve her ring skills so that she can beat up Lauren a second time.

Next, Lauren’s dance-oriented theme music starts to play and the fans start going crazy. Channing has to raise her voice a little into the microphone to be heard while introducing her, “And her opponent – making her return to the UWWL tonight after a hiatus of almost 2 years. The lovely, the legendary – LAUREN!!!” At that the dirty blonde beauty makes her way through the curtain to a standing ovation, as almost everyone in the club is cheering for her. Lauren is about 5’5” and has long, light brown or dirty blond hair.
Lauren is wearing a very skimpy and sparkly matching sky blue panties and bra set along with shimmery nude thigh high stockings and clear stripper heels. The fans never thought they would ever see her in the ring again after she was destroyed by Amy in the ladder match, and they know about everything she has been through so they appreciate her return. The tough sweetheart Lauren loves the adoration of her fans (it feels really good after so long) and she takes a moment to wave at them and blow kisses, even making eye contact with and smiling at a few fans in her vicinity. She then makes her way down to the cage to take care of business, getting more and more serious in her demeanor and her mood the closer she gets to the cage. Channing leaves the cage, and Lauren walks up the steps. All of a sudden Jenna runs after Lauren and tries to surprise her as she enters the cage! However, Lauren was fully expecting such a move and she meets Jenna with an uppercut to the chin that makes the brunette bad girl backpedal. Lauren then fully enters the cage, the door gets shut behind her and locked, and the bell rings to start the main event of what has already been an eventful and violent pay-per-view.

Lauren grabs Jenna’s hair and then immediately bashes her head into the cage right near the door – introducing the steel into the fight mere seconds after the bell rings. Lauren then pulls her head back and slams it into the thick metal frame surrounding the cage door – ouch! After this Lauren leans in and says, “Last time we fought on YOUR turf – tonight you’re on MY turf, bitch!” and then Lauren bashes Jenna’s head into the cage a third time. The fans are going wild as the match is brutal and violent right off the bat. Lauren then puts Jenna in a headlock and starts to run across the cage with her in tow intending to slam her into the cage on the other side, but Jenna escapes from the headlock and pushes Lauren – making her crash into the cage on the other side of the ring! Jenna moves in, grabs Lauren’s hair, and now it’s the dirty blonde beauty’s turn to have her head rammed into the steel. Jenna then puts Lauren’s throat across the top rope and chokes her hard, and while doing this she drives her knee into Lauren’s gut several times, making Lauren groan in pain. Next, Jenna gets an idea, and she smiles. She takes her right knee and then drives it right into Lauren’s right tit – making the good girl squeal! Lauren has to face the facts that for the rest of her career her sensitive tits are going to be targeted by opponents whether she likes it or not. Her areolas might as well be targets while her nipples might as well be little bull’s eyes. Jenna continues her assault on Lauren’s tits by smashing her left tit with her knee, then her right tit, then her left tit again… finally, Jenna slings Lauren off of the ropes to make her fly back and land on her back, clutching her sore tits and moaning.

The brunette aggressor turns around and approaches her fallen adversary, but Lauren swings her legs and sweeps Jenna off of her feet and down to the canvas! Lauren then leaps on her and pulls her hair, while Jenna tries to scratch at Lauren’s eyes, but Lauren turns her head to avoid the attack. Lauren gets the upper hand and drives an elbow into Jenna’s kisser, and then while holding her hair with her left hand Lauren gives her four hard right fists in a row across the left side of her cheek. Jenna falls back to the mat, dazed, and out of instinct Lauren covers her for a pin but there are no pinfalls in this match so she stands up and then viciously stomps Jenna in the belly. Lauren then pulls her up to her knees by the hair, leads her over to the gold stripper pole like a dog on a leash, and then introduces the stripper pole into the match for the first time by clunking Jenna’s head off of it. Next, Lauren decides to get retribution for something that Jenna did to her in their first contribution – she knocks the brunette stripper to her back so that the stripper pole is between her legs, grabs her legs, and then PULLS her cunt full force right into the stripper pole! Jenna howls out in pain from the crotch punishment. Lauren subsequently pulls Jenna all the way up to her feet by the hair, lifts her up by the waist, and then gives her a side suplex – slamming her back into the mat. Lauren leans down and says, “That’s called a wrestling move, honey – you might want to learn a few before you step into the ring with a professional.” The good girl then goes to scoop Jenna up once again but the bag girl rakes Lauren’s face with her nails and stuns her. Lauren is holding her face and Jenna grabs her shoulders and shoves her back into the stripper pole, and then DRIVES her right knee up into Lauren’s groin, making her cry out. Jenna then leans in and says, “And that’s called a knee to the cunt, you fucking BITCH!” After the taunt Jenna winds up her right fist and BURIES it into Lauren’s bare belly – oooffff!!! Jenna doesn’t let up as she slugs Lauren in the gut again, and again, and a fourth time, and finally a fifth time – completely knocking the wind out of the good girl. Then, to show some of the training and mentorship she received from Amy, Jenna hooks her own right arm under Lauren’s left arm and then hip tosses her away from the stripper pole, showing that she does indeed know a few wrestling moves.

By this point the match is several minutes old and both wrestlers are starting to drip with sweat as they have been going at it full throttle since the opening bell. Lauren is on her back after the hip toss, and Jenna decides to punish her tits some more so she goes over and stomps on Lauren’s tits and then grinds her heel into both her right and left boobs as Lauren writhes. Jenna then drops down and drives a fist into Lauren’s right tit. Next, Jenna straddles Lauren’s body and secures her beneath her own body, then struggles to get her arms under Lauren’s back – and she unclasps Lauren’s sexy sky blue bra! Jenna pulls her hands out from under Lauren’s back and then she easily pulls her bra off of her! Lauren’s tits have now been bared for all to see. The camera gets a close-up of Lauren’s tits and everyone can see the scarring from when Jenna dragged her tits through broken glass over a year ago. Jenna tosses the bra aside and then goes wild on Lauren’s chest – flailing away with punch after punch as Lauren yelps from each painful blow. Jenna eventually stands up, as Lauren hugs her wounded chest with her arms, and then Jenna stomps her in the belly several times. The brunette bad girl scoops Lauren up and knees her in the bare tits (Lauren moans from the blow), and then goes to Irish whip Lauren’s face right into the cage – but Lauren reverses it and sends Jenna’s face careening into the chain link! As Jenna’s body is against the cage Lauren runs in, leaps, and gives her a high knee lift to the back that presses her HARD into the cage, causing her to topple to the mat face up – stunned and in trouble. Lauren thinks about climbing up to the top rope and finishing her off with the missile drop kick, but she decides that Jenna has too much left in the tank. Lauren bounces off of the ropes and then gives her a guillotine leg drop across the throat. Lauren then stands up, lifts up Jenna’s legs, and, while Jenna puts up her hands in a pleading gesture, Lauren riles up the fans for a bit and then STOMPS her in the crotch – making the fans go nuts. Next, while still holding Jenna’s legs, Lauren falls back and then monkey flips her into the cage! At this point of the fight Lauren is methodically taking Jenna apart.

Jenna is lying across the top rope gasping and holding her face, which was just smashed into the cage again. Lauren goes over and elbows her on the back, and then to get retribution for having her tits bared a moment ago Lauren unclasps Jenna’s sexy off black bra and then pulls it off! The fans react as everyone sees Jenna’s tits. Lauren tosses the bra aside and then gets ready to Irish whip Jenna right into the stripper pole. With the pole in the center of the ring it makes it difficult to do high flying moves off of the ropes, so Lauren will have to settle for simply sending Jenna’s body on a collision course with the pole. Lauren goes to toss her…but Jenna reverses it, and she sends Lauren full force from close range right into the stripper pole – BAM! Lauren’s face and body fly right into the unforgiving pole HARD, and she slides down to her knees with the pole between her tits. Jenna gets an idea, and then smirks. She picks up Lauren’s discarded, skimpy lingerie bra, and then tries to tightly bind Lauren’s wrists together around the pole! Lauren can’t let Jenna tie her up and she struggles against it (saying, “No! … “No!” …) but the good girl is stunned from the collision and Jenna manages to succeed in tying Lauren’s wrists together around the poll! Lauren says, “Oh no… oh no!” when she realizes that her wrists are tied to the pole and she’s helpless! Lauren is now on her knees with the pole between her tits and her wrists bound around the other side of the pole… and she is in BIG trouble.

Jenna laughs maniacally – she could easily climb up the pole, grab the envelope, and win the match but she wants to have some FUN with this bitch first. She moves in and starts slugging Lauren’s tits – mashing them into the pole. At that moment all of the fans’ heads turn as someone is running down the aisle toward the ring… it’s Jenna’s mentor and Lauren’s long time arch enemy, Amy! Amy appears to be carrying some objects in her left hand and under her left arm. She runs up to the outside referee near the cage door and CLOTHESLINES the shit out of her – knocking her down. Amy puts her items on the ground, and then retrieves the key to the cage from the referee. Amy unlocks the cage and opens the door, as a wave of boos emanates from the audience. Amy then picks up the two weapons that she brought with her – a steel folding chair, and… a staple gun! Jenna goes over to the cage door, and Amy hands her the weapons. While making firm eye contact with Jenna, Amy simply and coldly says, “End her fucking career… for GOOD this time.” Jenna just smiles and assents, as Amy shuts and locks the cage door, and then tosses the key onto the prone body of the referee. Nobody in the ring area sees this happening, but The Superpowers witnessed Amy’s run in on the monitor and so Danielle and Anjou wait for Amy to come through the curtain backstage, and after she does they pounce on her and beat the living shit out of her in order to let her know that nobody fucks with a member of The Superpowers like that. Amy regains her senses a few minutes after the beating…and Amy is not the kind of person to forget or forgive an attack like that.

Back in the ring, Lauren is at the mercy of a hated rival who is incapable of mercy…and now she has some toys to play with. Jenna raises the industrial strength staple gun over her head (the fans are in shock as they have never seen such a cruel weapon used in a UWWL match before) and then painfully staples Lauren’s right tit – ker-thunk! Lauren yelps out as the staple goes into her sensitive tit flesh… but Jenna is just getting warmed up. Jenna takes her time and methodically uses the staple gun all over Lauren’s tits and on her back as well. Ker-thunk! … ker-thunk! … ker-thunk! Through it all Lauren screams from the pain as each staple goes into her body (ker-thunk! Oooohhhhh!!! … ker-thunk! Aaaggghhh!!!… ker-thunk! AAAAGGGHH!!! …), but Jenna smiles because she knows that the staples will hurt a LOT more when they’re being removed later. Lauren is still on her knees and her face is resting against the pole as tears trickle down from her eyes and run down the gold stripper pole. Right now it looks like her attempt at revenge has failed, and she has another horrible night of torture, agony, and humiliation ahead of her like so many times over the years when she would lose a match to Amy. Jenna isn’t even close to being finished with Lauren, however. Jenna continues to excruciatingly shoot the staples into Lauren’s lovely flesh – 35 staples (ker-thunk!), 36 (ker-thunk!), 37 (ker-thunk!)… how long will this Hellish ordeal go on for Lauren? After Jenna has painfully delivered 45 staples into Lauren’s beautiful and now sobbing body, including a few staples into Lauren’s areolas, she saves the last two for her nipples. Jenna menacingly grabs Lauren’s right tit with her left hand, and then slowly moves the staple gun toward Lauren’s right nipple as Lauren shakes her head “no” in protest. Jenna then cruelly puts a staple in right over Lauren’s nipple as the dirty blonde beauty howls out in shock and pain. Jenna then deviously uses the staple gun for the 47th and final time by delivering a staple right over Lauren’s left nipple, as the beleaguered good girl howls out in agony again with tears rolling down her cheeks.

As you might imagine, this is all very hard for Lauren’s boyfriend to watch on the monitor along with Rebecca and the others back in the Superpowers’ dressing room.

Jenna has now inflicted pain, but she hasn’t done much toward ending Lauren’s career like what Amy told her to do. She decides to change that with the steel chair. Jenna picks up the steel chair and smashes it into Lauren’s back a few times as she just has to kneel there helplessly taking the chair shots. When Jenna is sure that Lauren won’t resist, she unties her wrists, scoops her up by the hair, and then leads her over to the nearest set of ropes near a corner. Jenna drapes Lauren’s arms behind her over the top rope, and then she draws back with the steel chair to absolutely rock Lauren’s head with a chair shot. However, Lauren manages to move out of the way and the chair connects with the top rope and bounces back into Jenna’s face! Jenna is dazed, and Lauren takes advantage by dropkicking the chair right into Jenna’s face again! The fans are on their feet at this amazing turn of events – what a comeback! Lauren is fuming after the torment she received a few moments ago, and she scoops Jenna up off the mat by the hair with a demonic look in her eyes. Lauren gives Jenna a standing dropkick and sends her head flying into the cage – busting her open in the process (Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, delivers a dropkick like Lauren). The beautiful dirty blonde babyface then absolutely unloads on Jenna with a series of rights and lefts that have her staggering. Lauren then spins her around and slams her face into the cage, and grinds her face in for good measure to bust her open even further. Jenna is shrieking as her flesh is ground on the chain link like cheese being grated. Next, Lauren picks her up and gives her a bodyslam that shakes the ring. Lauren then points to the nearest top turnbuckle, and everybody in the entire club is on their feet. Lauren takes her heels off so that she can climb. She climbs up to the top rope in her stocking feet, raises her arms over her head, and waits for Jenna to struggle up to her feet. At just the right moment Lauren leaps off and just PLANTS both of her feet onto Jenna’s face to connect her brilliantly executed missile dropkick, and Jenna flies full force right into the stripper pole – BOOM!!! The entire cage rocks from the force of the impact, as Jenna crumples to the mat. And the crowd is going fucking INSANE. Lauren slips her heels back on, grabs Jenna’s previously discarded bra, then picks up her fallen adversary, takes her over to the nearest side of the cage, and then binds her wrists to the cage above her head with the stripper bra – which is skimpy enough to fit through the chain link.

Now that Jenna is bound and helpless, Lauren picks up the staple gun and says, “Paybacks are a bitch… bitch!” She then uses the staple gun on Jenna’s tits just like what Jenna did to her earlier (ker-thunk! … ker-thunk!) as it’s now Jenna’s turn to shriek as each painful staple goes into her beautiful flesh. Lauren says, “I’m surprised your fake tits don’t pop like two balloons!” as she gleefully staples the Hell out of Jenna’s boobs. After stapling Jenna’s tits many times, Lauren spins her around, pulls down her panties and takes them off to expose her bare ass, and then Lauren staples Jenna on the ass! Lauren looks into the staple gun to see how many staples are left, and she absolutely EMPTIES the staple gun onto Jenna’s body. When there is one staple left, Lauren picks up Jenna’s off black panties and puts them against her tailbone, and then Lauren staples her panties to her tailbone as if it’s a game of “pin the tail on the donkey”! How humiliating! As a finishing touch Lauren spins Jenna round once more and then SLAMS her on the head with the empty staple gun to knock her out COLD.

Now it’s time for Lauren to end the fight. She climbs up the stripper pole and gradually makes her way all the way up to the top of the pole at the roof of the cage. She reaches out at the envelope dangling from the ceiling, and then takes it into her grasp! The bell rings, and Lauren has won the stripper pole showdown! Lauren’s music plays throughout the club, and with her legs wrapped around the stripper pole to secure her Lauren opens the envelope, takes out the check for $50,000, folds it, and then slips it into her right stocking. Lauren then decides to put on a show for the fans, so she does a stripper pole routine on the pole 20 feet up in the air! Lauren twirls and spins around the pole with impressive athleticism, as every horny man in the audience looks on in admiration. She is really fucking GOOD! Lauren twirls around that pole to her theme music in celebration, and the revenge that she just got on Jenna tastes very sweet indeed. At one point Lauren wraps her heels around the pole, and then she dangles her body down so that her body is upside down on the pole and her utterly gorgeous dirty blonde hair cascades down toward the mat – and she looks like an absolute fucking GODDESS on that stripper pole. Lauren looks absolutely radiant. Right now she is one of the most beautiful sites that the fans have ever seen. The fact that she is drenched in sweat and her tits and back are full of staples just makes her even hotter – because she proved tonight that even though she is beautiful and feminine, she is also a WARRIOR.

Lauren finally twirls her way down the stripper pole, and then jumps off of it, taking a bow as she gets another standing ovation from the raucous crowd. Lauren then leaves the cage to go back and join her boyfriend and her teammates, leaving an unconscious, battered, and defeated former strip club rival behind in the cage as the pay-per-view goes off the air.

When Lauren reaches the dressing room, she gets hugs from Rebecca and the rest of The Superpowers, from Kris, and then a French kiss from her boyfriend whose engorged dick is about to burst after seeing her victorious pole dance routine at the top of the cage. Susan opens a bottle of champagne to celebrate Lauren’s triumphant return to wrestling and lightheartedly flicks the suds onto Lauren. However, before Lauren can continue the celebration she has to see the UWWL medical staff to deal with the unpleasant business of having the staples removed from her back and her tits.

Lauren goes to the medical area and sits down on a chair. The doctor gets ready to remove the staples, but before he does Lauren says, “Give me some of that fucking champagne” and she grabs the bottle and chugs a significant portion of champagne directly from the bottle! She then hands the bottle back to Susan. Rebecca’s boyfriend kneels down next to her and holds her right hand to support her through the agony, while Rebecca is on her other side holding her left hand. Lauren then takes a deep breath, and she says, “Okay, I’m ready”. The doctor then removes the first staple from Lauren’s right breast, and the heroine subtly yelps out in pain. 46 more to go. Through the entire ordeal she yelps and squeals a little bit when each staple is excruciatingly removed (especially the staples in her nipples) but Lauren is as tough as they come and she sits there and takes the pain like the real woman that she is. Every one of those 47 staples hurts like fucking Hell when it’s removed. The one satisfying thought that Lauren has through all of this is that Jenna is in MUCH worse shape than she is.

There is a nightclub right around the corner from the UWWL club (called “Primal”) which is also owned by Monica and is typically used as a hangout for UWWL fans before and after events. Lauren, her boyfriend, Kris, Anjou, Susan, Danielle, and Rebecca all decide to go there together to celebrate what was mostly a successful pay-per-view for the UWWL babyfaces. However, there is one glaring exception to that – Alyssa. Marika, The Cheerleaders, and The Schoolgirls also got destroyed but they were all huge underdogs in their matches. After Lauren showers and changes into street clothes and before they all leave to go to the club, Rebecca raises a glass of champagne and proposes a toast for Alyssa. Everyone hopes that she is doing okay at the hospital right now. Alyssa’s Angelfire teammates Becky, Heidi, and Jackie all went to the hospital with her.

Rebecca and her friends all make their way to the club and they get a large booth that can fit all of them. As the 6 incredibly hot wrestlers and the one very lucky man with them make their way into the club, they are recognized by many of their fans. Fans say things like, “Holy shit – it’s The Superpowers from the UWWL, along with Kris!” Fans go up to their booth and ask for autographs and pictures, and the good girls gladly comply as they’re feeling good about life right now despite their soreness from the battles this evening. The adoration and attention is just as fun for them as it is for the fans. Rebecca fixed up her beautiful sequin dress as much as she could, and she is actually wearing the world title belt around her waist while at the club. Susan and Anjou are wearing their tag team championship belts over their street clothes as well. Lauren offers to treat everyone tonight because she is now $50,000 richer after her victory. All of them order drinks (the health nut Danielle never drinks alcohol but she makes an exception tonight by ordering a glass of red wine, which is of course the healthiest alcoholic drink one can have) and after a few drinks Danielle, Anjou, Kris (despite the huge bandage on her head from the nail file attack), and Susan (despite her bruised up face) all go out to the dance floor to party in style with their fans, who love the once in a lifetime opportunity to share a dance floor with their UWWL heroines. Rebecca normally doesn’t dance because she is actually quite shy when she is not in her professional persona, but after a few drinks and a great deal of good natured pestering from her teammates she eventually gets dragged onto the dance floor by the other babyfaces. The UWWL world champion dances the way you would expect a shy, intellectual white girl to dance, but after a few more drinks (Kris just keeps handing her Long Island iced teas right on the dance floor) Rebecca actually gets a little wild as she bumps and grinds with fans with the gold world title belt proudly wrapped around her waist the entire time. Her husband is understanding of her interactions with fans so he actually wouldn’t mind this if he was there – he trusts his wife and knows that it’s all in good fun. It’s actually great for everyone to see the world champ let loose. Danielle, however, is by far the best dancer of them all because of how she was the star athlete on her college dance team and she tears up the dance floor as her fans watch in admiration.

Normally Lauren would be out there dancing with her friends but she is just too beaten up after the cage match, especially her incredibly sore tits which hurt like heck from just brushing against her clothing, so she stays in the booth signing autographs and letting fans have their pictures taken with her. Lauren is noticeably in pain, but she still manages to smile for the pictures like the sweetheart that she is. Many of the fans ask her how she is feeling, and she says that she hurts, but then with a smile she says, “But not as bad as that bitch Jenna right now”. They also tell her how much she was missed and that it’s great to see her back in the ring again and other supportive things. It’s difficult for Lauren’s boyfriend to sit next to her watching his beautiful girlfriend get ogled by a bunch of strange men, but he also realizes that it’s part of her job as a professional wrestler. Besides, none of these fans have a victory fuck waiting for them at home like he does…

Lauren, Rebecca, Anjou, Susan, Danielle, and Kris party with their fans and have a great time until Primal closes for the evening, and then the ones who are sober enough drive the others home. This Stripper Pole Showdown after-party tonight turns out to be one of the fondest memories from the careers of each of the wrestlers in attendance. Rebecca, Lauren, and Lauren’s boyfriend all arrive at Rebecca’s house and the world champ is greeted with a kiss from her husband as always. The two of them retreat to their master bedroom to continue their own private celebration in there, while Lauren and her boyfriend go to their guest room on the other side of the house – barely able to keep their hands off of each other. They brush their teeth faster than they’ve ever brushed them in their lives because they are both so incredibly horny. They run into their guest room and lock the door behind them. It’s now time for Lauren’s victory fuck – and she wants her boyfriend’s dick BADLY right about now. They tear each other’s clothes off, and then collapse onto the bed with Lauren on her back and her boyfriend on top of her. He is careful to not fondle her incredibly sore, recently stapled tits but he French kisses her deeply and when she is wet enough he slides his unbelievably hard dick D E E P into her wet vagina. It feels SO good for both of them that it’s like walking through the gates of Heaven. After they embrace and enjoy the sensation of his dick being inside of her, he then begins to grind into her as she writhes with pleasure and loves every second of it. Eventually, the warrior part of her that kicked Jenna’s ass tonight comes out and she tells him that SHE wants to fuck HIM, and so Lauren rolls her boyfriend over and gets up into the “cowboy” position such that she is on top, and she begins to RIDE his dick like the great lover that she is, while running her hands through her gorgeous hair and aggressively scratching his chest with her fingernails. They eventually get so hot that they start to fuck voraciously like animals… losing track of time, and ending up in an altered state of consciousness in which all that exists for them is each other and the extreme pleasure of their intimacy. Lauren, who is a lucky woman who can have vaginal rather than just clitoral orgasms, begins to shiver with pleasure as she feels the climax starting to build and she screams at her boyfriend to pound her pussy HARD until she tells him to slide his dick in as far as possible and then hold it there as a HUGE orgasm just ripples throughout her entire body. Her boyfriend can feel her pussy pulsating against his dick as waves of pleasure flow through his gorgeous and victorious girlfriend, as she emits sexy, high pitched squeals of ecstasy. Finally, after Lauren’s orgasm subsides they continue to fuck, and it feels even better than before for both of them. Lauren ends up on her back again and her boyfriend is on his knees POUNDING his rock hard dick into her like a jackhammer…until he can feel the tingling from come starting to build, and he gets close to coming. He fucks Lauren until he is right on the verge of coming and then at the last moment he pulls his dick out and absolutely SPRAYS Lauren with a fucking HUGE, hot load of come that drenches his sexy girlfriend’s chest. She moans with pleasure as the come flies onto her body. He then collapses next to her and they are both exhausted, as they breathe heavily. He kisses her on the cheek and then goes to get towels so they can clean the astounding amount of come off of her body as well as the puddle of pussy juice on the bed sheet. They then lie naked in each other’s arms and slowly drift off to sleep feeling on top of the world. Within the last few hours Lauren destroyed her hated rival, partied with her friends, and then fucked her man – she is BACK.

With the exception of the seemingly never ending tragedies that have occurred to the Angelfire stable, times are very good right now for the good girls in the Underground Women’s Wrestling League. They have a championship sweep and they are winning big match after big match. Things are the best that they’ve been for them in many years, and possibly ever. However, winds have a tendency to change direction – how long will it be, if ever, until the pendulum swings back to the other side?

Epilogue:

One week after Stripper Pole Showdown Rebecca puts the title on the line in a match against Jessica. Monica decided to give Jessica a title shot because she beat the heck out of Rebecca in their first meeting and just barely lost, and so she deserves another chance against the beautiful golden haired champion.

However, this time Rebecca is completely prepared for her title defense and she wrestles an absolutely sensational match – she appears to be on top of her game and possibly at her peak as a singles competitor. Rebecca is on offense for about 65% of the fight and she eventually does her finishing combination of a belly-to-belly suplex, a stomp to the groin, and then the Sharpshooter right in the middle of the ring. However, as soon as Rebecca slaps on her finishing submission hold… Erica runs out of the back with her kendo stick, and She-Devil runs out holding her pitchfork! Erica and She-Devil planned this attack in order to issue a challenge as retribution for The Underworld’s loss at War Games 2. Just like how Rebecca studied Erica’s career to find a weakness, Erica has also studied Rebecca’s career – and she found out that Rebecca’s excessive pride may be her downfall. Rebecca absolutely HATES being humiliated more than anything because it’s particularly hurtful to her, and so…

Erica runs into the ring from behind Rebecca while she is administering the Sharpshooter to Jessica, and Erica BASHES Rebecca in the back of the head with her kendo stick! The referee calls for the bell to award the match to the champ by disqualification, and the fans boo at this turn of events. Rebecca is on the mat clutching her head, and She-Devil zaps her with the electrified pitchfork! Rebecca’s body spasms from the electricity coursing through her as She-Devil and Erica cackle with glee while the booing from the fans intensifies. Jessica gets up, slightly pissed off from the interference that awarded the match to Rebecca but knowing that she was likely going to tap out anyway, and she joins in the punishment by stomping on Rebecca. She-Devil, in a move that shows just how evil she really is, decides to zap Jessica with the pitchfork! She says, “Stay out of our fucking business, cunt” as Jessica falls down and convulses on the mat from the electricity. In the back, the other Hellcats are watching this on the monitor and they obviously don’t like what they see, as they get pissed off at She-Devil for zapping their leader (later in the dressing room, Erica privately tells She-Devil that it’s not a good idea to make unnecessary enemies of other bad girls and that zapping Jessica was not part of their plan; She-Devil nods in assent but inside she resents Erica for admonishing her as if she’s a little girl). Jessica eventually makes her way back to the dressing room in a daze.

Next, as Rebecca is writhing in pain from being repeatedly electrocuted, Erica decides to trap Rebecca’s right arm under her with her legs and then wrap her clasped hands around Rebecca’s chin as she pulls back in order to put on her new cross face submission hold! Rebecca cries out in pain as Erica pulls back on her chin. She-Devil then gets a microphone and stands right in front of Rebecca. She says, “Now that we have your attention, bitch, Erica and I would like to challenge you and your slutty little stripper friend to… a humiliation match!” Erica then releases the cross-face so that Rebecca can respond, as She-Devil dumps the microphone right in front of her. Rebecca gathers up the microphone and, seething with anger and pain from this attack, she says, “You’re on, bitches!” At that point Rebecca’s friends from The Superpowers run down to stop the attack on their leader, causing Erica and She-Devil get out of dodge.

And so Lauren & Rebecca (The Starlight Express) are set to reunite for the first time in years to face Erica and She-Devil in the main event of the next pay-per-view, in a match in which the losing team will have to endure some type of pre-determined humiliation and will then have to serve the winners for the rest of the evening and do whatever they order them to do. Monica and Channing meet to hammer out the details of the match and the upcoming pay-per-view. They think about what the humiliation should be for the losing team, and Monica says, “Well, we can’t have them dress like French maids because that was done at War Games 1…” After they both think for several seconds Channing chimes in and says, “I’ve got it! How about if the losing team gets forced to put on Playboy Bunny costumes! Then they will have to be dressed like that and serve as slaves for the winning team for the rest of the pay-per-view in full view of everyone.” Monica loves the idea instantly, and with a big smile on her face she says, “Good idea, Channing - that’s perfect…”

To be continued in “Playboy Bunny Beatdown”

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Addendum:

Here is the theme song of The Stewardesses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDUbZGtln8k

Here is the ring entrance theme music for The Noblewomen, “Rondeau” by Mouret:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8QVKOWbPU