HALLOWEEN HORROW SHOW
By Dark Cloud

With animated witches, mummies, slasher killers and pumpkins on the screen we are welcomed to the second, annual Halloween Horrorshow. A night of gore and horror is promised and knowing the Federation it should be delivered in spades, with a number of gimmick and stipulations linking in to the Halloween theme.

And the first of those gimmicks is on display in our opening match as the two combatants have been given Halloween costumes to wear as per owner, Stephanie McMahon’s explicit instructions. This is one of two matches where the participants will fight wearing chosen costumes. First out then, is Sarah Hyland wearing a shiny, sleek red devil’s outfit, which consists of a red PVC one piece outfit, black fishnets and a pair of devil’s horns on her head. She’s holding a devil’s trident to complete the outfit and looks quite the sight. Up until last month at the War Games PPV, Sarah was a crowd favourite babyface fighter but her various actions and attitudes last month had really turned people against her and for the first time in the Federation she walks down the ramp to a chorus of boos. She doesn’t seem to mind.

Her opponent tonight, is her former friend and mentor, Sofia Vergara. Sarah had turned on her last month, ending up pile driving Sofia’s already injured neck on the unforgiving tiled surface of the shower in the dressing rooms. Sofia has spent the past month sporting a neck brace and with medical advice telling her not to compete but she is desperate to get revenge on her young Modern Family co-star and rushed herself back for this singles grudge match. Sofia emerges in an all-white, lace Angel’s costume, that is mostly see through and shows the maximum amount of cleavage possible without being actually topless. The fans applaud her not just for how fucking sexy she looks but also because she’s such a favourite.

They come face to face in the ring as the referee runs down the rules. This is a normal match other than the costumes they have been made to wear for it. Sofia towers over Sarah and dwarfs her breast wise too and is 19 years her senior at 46 years of age. But Sarah seems to have a new found confidence and does not seem intimidated at all by her older, bigger opponent, instead laughing at Sofia’s serious face and mocking her by pretending to be scared. When the bell sounds that stops abruptly as Sofia delivered a hell of a bitch slap that literally spins Sarah around!

Sarah stood there and felt at her face as it went bright red then turned and tried to return the favour but Sofia caught her arm and used it to flip her over her shoulder with a very well executed judo throw. Sarah got up to her knees and begged off as Sofia picked her up by her hair but to no avail as the older, Colombian literally propelled her across the ring and threw her through the ropes to crash to the floor in a heap, treating Sarah with utter disdain. Sarah got up and beat the apron in frustration, almost like she was having a childish tantrum. The little devil pulled herself up and onto the apron, met Sofia with a head to her gut then slingshot herself in, over the ropes into a pining position if she could pull Sofia over,. Sofia clawed at thin air for a moment then powerfully stayed upright and dropped herself right down onto Sarah’s chest and hooked arms and got a two count. Sofia stayed astride Sarah despite the kick out and leaned down to contemptuously slap her younger foe in the face, paintbrushing her back and forth.

The crowd were loving this, seeing some sense getting slapped into this newly cocky little bitch. Sofia hauled her up by her devil horns and whipped her into the ropes and dropped her head to deliver a high back drop. Sarah though hooked the ropes enough to slow her momentum back and stop herself, grab Sofia’s lowered head and spin it and drop with a spinning neckbreaker, dropping the Colombian hard to the mat. The crowd gave a collective gasp as Sofia hit and cried out and immediately reached for her neck. Sarah got up with a smirk. And then she really started punishing her former friend’s neck. Jumping up and driving her knee down into Sofia’s neck and grinding it in. Straddling her back and pounding forearms and punches to her injured area. She picks her up and nails her with a DDT, driving her head into the mat at a steep angle that had to hurt Sofia’s neck. As she’s dishing out this punishment Sofia’s Angel outfit is literally falling off her body, so flimsy was it.

That DDT gained a two count from the following cover and the same came after Sarah hit a fast, Russian leg sweep that jarred Sofia back head first into the mat. Sarah was dominating now and loving it, she ripped off the remainder of Sofia’s white outfit to leave the busty brunette completely nude and slapped her tits a bit before doubling her over and trying to lift her up for a piledriver. But she could not get her opponent up at all. She struggled and struggled, eventually managing to get both Sofia’s feet up off the canvas but no more and from somewhere Sofia found the strength to reverse the momentum and flip Sarah up and over her to crash on her back on the mat.

Sofia sunk to her knees herself, tired and sore from the exertion but at least with a break. And she forced herself on the offence, punching and slapping Sarah into a corner then climbing to the second turnbuckle to nail her with more punches, each, enthusiastically counted along with by the crowd. When Sofia stepped down Sarah staggered forward then fell comically on her face. Sofia pulled Sarah up by her hair and whipped her hard into the corner and charged in after with a huge avalanche splash with her mammoth tits engulfing Sarah’s gasping face in the corner as she pressed in on her. It was a perfect opportunity for a breast smother and Sofia went for it, holding the back of her opponents face hard in against her cleavage and cutting off Sarah’s air supply. Sofia went to fall backward like that, taking Sarah with her and allowing her to wrap her legs around the younger girl’s middle to really tighten the hold but Sarah, by instinct, grabbed onto the ropes and it was just Sofia that fell back and jarred her head on impact with the mat.

Sarah leaned in the corner and got her senses back as Sofia rolled over onto her front. Sarah climbed unsteadily up to the middle turnbuckle then leapt off, driving her knee right into the back of Sofia’s injured neck. The older woman cried out in pain but there was no let up as Sarah stabbed her knee into her spine and knelt on her as she gripped Sofia’s head and began pulling and twisting Sofia’s head in all sorts of unnatural directions and angles. Sarah finished this round of punishment by laying in a series of hard kicks to Sofia’s head and neck as she lay on the canvas.

In full control now Sarah pulled her foe up and whipped her full force into the opposing corner. She slipped her arm at the last minute to see that Sofia actually flipped over and crashed into the corner face first and upside down, her legs hanging in the corner. Sarah ran in after and positioned her legs around Sofia’s hanging head, wrapped her arms around her body and staggered back with her trapped in a position for a piledriver. Sarah really didn’t have a good hold and Sofia was actually slipping in her grasp but the younger woman didn’t care and jumped up anyway and delivered a really nasty, unsafe looking piledriver that spiked the Colombian’s skull right into the mat with no protection. The crowd didn’t like that, nor when Sarah Hyland got up grinning and joking about it. And they really didn’t like when she picked Sofia up again, even though the referee tried to convince her not to. Didn’t matter and somehow the smaller woman got her unmoving enemy up and over into position this time for a Tombstone piledriver when she dropped her down right on her head again and this time did cover her for an easy three count.

The winner in 7:01 is SARAH HYLAND. Sarah gets up and laughs and goads Sofia as Sofia lies motionless on the canvas and EMT’s rush out to tend to her, with particular attention to her clearly re-injured neck. Sarah is really playing up her act as a little devil and she even goes so far as to retrieve her toy trident and stabs it into Sofia a few times much to the chagrin of the medical staff. Fair to say that Sarah is fast becoming one of the most hated women in the Federation.

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Next we go backstage to find Stephanie McMahon standing between Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez and addressing them.

“Ladies you both lost big matches to your rivals at the last show so tonight offers a chance to get back on track as you face each other. And in keeping with the Halloween theme of the night this will be a “Trick or Treat” match. What that means is that right here and now you will each pick a stipulation from this pumpkin that will be instantly applicable to your match later tonight. Some of these are tricks and will hinder you in the match, others are treats and may well assist you. Katy will you please pick yours.”

A tentative Katy lowers her hand into the carved pumpkin that the owner holds and rustles around amongst quite a few bits of paper before selecting one and lifting it out. She hands it to Stephanie who reads it out.

“TRICK – you will wrestle tonight’s match starting completely nude.”

Katy frowns but guesses it could have been worse.

Jennifer Lopez then takes her pick and hands her bit of paper to Stephanie to read.

“TREAT- you may select the referee for tonights match.”

And that changes things as J-Lo has a great big grin while Katy looks extremely pensive.

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Back to the ring for our next match and a video package plays which shows what happened last month during an impromptu challenge by Sophie Turner for Selena Gomez’s Junior Heavyweight championship. Selena won thanks to assistance from her pal Miley Cyrus and the two of them then injured Sophie’s leg to the extent she couldn’t attend tonight even though she has sworn to get her revenge.

First out is the champ. Selena descends the ramp under a hail of bright spotlights. She looks every inch the cocky champion she is. Snapping bubble-gum, the belt hitched over her shoulder and wearing shades and a leather jacket over a daring red two piece bikini. She’s is becoming a big star in the Federation and has really elevated the Junior title since holding it (or so she claims!). She slowly gets in the ring and stands waiting for her opponent.

The theme tune to Game Of Thrones booms over the PA and out marches Maisie Williams looking focussed and determined. She’s hardly been a crowd favourite so far in her career but between wanting revenge for the attack on her friend Sophie and fighting such a hated heel as Selena for this match at least the audience get behind her and cheer her on as she flings off her robe to reveal a small black two piece and she slides into the ring to go right up to Selena and face her down, issuing a series of inaudible threats as she they stand there facing off.

The referee gets in between them to prevent any nonsense as the rules are explained then he calls for the bell and steps aside to let them get it on. Selena smiles and cockily pops another bubble from the gum right in her challenger’s face. Maisie immediately lunges forward and wraps both her hands right around Selena’s throat and starts to strangle her!

There is a funny look on the young English girls’ face, she’s in the zone and she brutally throttle’s Selena while the ref tries to pry her off and give her a five count. Selena broke the deadly hold herself by hammering her knee up between Maisie’s legs right into her cunt. The shorter girl made a surprised face and dropped to her knees, Selena felt at her throat and snarled and stepped up and punted as hard as she could between Maisie’s thighs. Maisie toppled to her side reaching down to cover her injured crotch. Selena lifts her foe up by her knees and hooks her as if for a suplex but instead lifts her and deposits her atop the corner turnbuckle crotch first. She then climbs the turnbuckle herself and goes to deliver a superplex but Maisie has wits enough to grip hard on the ropes and stay put while Selena takes the hard bump on her back to the mat. Maisie then leapt off with an elbow delivered right to Selena’s solar plexus to get the match’s first two count.

Maisie hit a few jabs to Selena’s gut then got up and nailed her with a few well placed, nasty stamps all over her body, she was quite the little sadist and the crowd was loving seeing Selena get a taste of this type of treatment. Her final stamps were on Selena’s right arm and straight after them Maisie hooked it in an armbar and began bending and twisting it in all sorts of unnatural looking positions, to the Champions very obvious discomfort. With her face screwed up in pain Selena tried to drag herself towards the rope for a break but Maisie roughly hauled her back from them by the arm and poured on more pressure. It was at this point Miley Cyrus appeared on the ramp, dressed in a skeleton costume and swinging a plastic bucket of sweeties that she was dipping into to throw to the crowd whilst sucking on a lollipop. Selena’s great friend was clearly out there as a distraction and it worked because as Maisie watched Miley’s decent down the ramp Selena found enough purchase to stretch her legs out and drape them over the bottom rope, forcing a break of the arm bar.

Maisie was further distracted when she stood waiting on Selena to get up when she was hit in the head by a flying boiled sweetie chucked by Miley. Maisie turned to see what it was and Selena saw her chance and charged. But Maisie saw her coming and ducked and back dropped Selena up and over the top rope to land right on Miley in a heap. As they struggled to their feet young Miss Williams ascended the top turnbuckle over them, paused until they were up then leapt off with a crossbody block. Selena just saw it coming and ducked so Maisie flew into, and nailed Miley.

Ever the opportunist, Selena Gomez grabbed Maisie as she got up and absolutely flung her into the metal rings steps. Then Selena got busy occupying the referee, acting like she was getting back in the ring, distracting him while Miley got behind Maisie set her up so her legs were apart and delivered a thundering punt of a kick right into her unprotected pussy. Made all the worse because Miley’s skeleton costume had painted boots on her feet and unknown to anybody else they were steel toe-capped boots!

Maisie gave off a terrible scream as the boot connected that sounded like a dying animal. Selena smirked and hopped down to lift and throw Maisie into the ring but was disappointed that her cover was just kicked out of. Still the champion was in control here and she dragged Maisie over to a corner and fed her legs under the ropes and around the metal ring post, then she nipped out of the ring and with her grabbing one leg and Miley the other they pushed then pulled Maisie crotch into the ringpost four times, each harder than the last. Each one accompanied by an anguished scream from the challenger.

Selena got back in the ring, lifted Maisie up again as for a suplex but dumped her on the top turnbuckle and climbed up beside her. She pulled Maisie up so they were both standing precariously atop the turnbuckle then coolly kicked Maisie’s feet apart and let her go, dropping her right down from that height right onto her crotch!

That was a sickening drop and Maisie face looked beyond pain and into catatonia. Selena smiled as she stepped down grabbed hold of Maisie and hoisted her up to drop backwards with a fisherman’s suplex and linked her hands to keep her in place as she pinned her.

ONE.TWO.THREE.

The winner in 6:42 and still Junior Heavyweight Champion is SELENA GOMEZ. Miley Cyrus gets in the ring and hugs her friend, kisses her and can’t stop herself driving her boot once more between poor Maisie’s thighs.

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Backstage and there is a Halloween party going on and the backstage interviewers are all involved in a ducking for apples game. Melissa Joan Hart, appropriately enough, in a witches outfit is bent over and displaying her ample cleavage to the camera’s as she uses her big mouth to puck out a shiny red apple. Cara Delavigne, Lily James and Amanda Seyfried all cheer her while Kim Kardashian (dressed up as an Elvira style vampire) scowls at Mel and shoves her out of the way to get to the large barrel of apples. As usual Kim is as pleasant as a dose of the clap and the others pull faces at how bossy and nasty the brunette bitch is. But they get out of her way and let her kneel down over the barrel. The camera pans back as Kim bobs her head down and we can see Gal Gadot approaching silently from behind. None of the other interviewers do a thing as the Israeli actress who Kim beat at the War Games PPV after paying Charlize Theron to assist her takes out her lasso of truth (which has a slip knot on one end) and slips it over Kim’s wrist as they are behind her back. Gall pulls the knot tight as Kim’s head springs up but Gal grabs her and forces her head right down into the water!

Kim Kardashian struggles but is essentially helpless as Gal Gadot drowns her in the apple barrel, only letting her up after about a minute under the water. Kim splutters and is a mess and flops onto her side as Gal stands over her, points at her and snarls.

“Guess what bitch? We are not done yet! I spoke to Stephanie McMahon and we have a match at the next PPV, The Royal Rumble. And it’s a streefight with the loser getting shaved bald.”

Gal slapped the soaking Kardashian and moved off but stopped to say.

“See you next month bitch!”

It’s fair to say the other backstage interviewers are tittering and laughing as this attack took place.

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And now we turn to a portion of the show shot on outside broadcast. The action is relayed to the crowd in the arena via the huge screens that adorn various walls.

The setting is suitably evocative. In a large field there is a collection of trees surrounding a small graveyard. It is an old place, the gravestones and crosses are in various states of disrepair, the spiked high railing that surrounds the graveyard is of a similar vintage and the shed that is the only building in there is also pretty dilapidated. In fact the only thing in the graveyard that looks in anyway new and fresh are the two mounds of earth next to two open graves. The scene is lit up from outside by some high powered lighting on cranes set up outside the graveyard. One of two camera men inside the graveyard peers into the graves with his camera to show that there are open coffins in both graves and that the lids stand next to them. The graves are not six feet deep as would be the norm but instead are about three feet deep. This is the setting for the next stage in a developing feud.

From seemingly nowhere music starts up. It’s melodic but unsettling, especially in this place and smoke starts to appear too and two figures emerge from behind the gravestones. It’s not immediately obvious but this is Rihanna and Rita Ora. They are dressed as voodoo Priestesses and have skull like face paint on and are wear ceremonial headdresses and feathers and look quite the part. Other than the cameramen the place is deserted and it makes for quite the eerie atmosphere.

The camera pans back to pick out twin beams of headlights driving steadily towards the graveyard. The darkness hides the vehicle right up until it comes to a stop right outside the large metal gates. It’s a hearse and out of it steps Rihanna and Rita’s opponents, first is Beyoncé, dressed as sexy magician, with top hat, bow tie and fishnets and she’s followed by Lady Gaga who is in a nun’s habit and she says a prayer before hauling it off and revealing a sexy Basque and fishnets underneath. They step into the graveyard and the referee pulls a large chain around the bars of the gate and locks it and tells the four participants that the match is started. It will not finish until there are two members of a team in those coffins, in those graves and then the winning team can shovel the earth in on top of them!

The two teams stalk slowly towards each other across the uneven, grassy ground. Beyoncé clearly wanted to go towards Rihanna but seeing this Rita cut across to pair up with her while Rihanna headed towards Gaga. Feet apart the heels pulled their stunt, just as the four were about to lock up both Rihanna and Rita opened their mouth wide, grabbed their throats and blew out great amounts of red liquid right into their opponent’s eyes. Or at least it was in Lady Gaga’s case who got a faceful of it, Beyoncé at the last minute ducked and avoided most of her mouthful. From her ducking position Beyoncé sprung forward and nailed Rita in the gut with a big spear, driving them back into the grass and mud. On the other side of the open graves, as Gaga try to clear her eyes of the thick, cloying red liquid that now covered her face, Rihanna moved forward to knee her in the gut then grabbed the blonde by the hair and rammed her face first into a standing tombstone, absolutely crunching her into it.

Across from that Beyoncé and Rita were now rolling about on the grass, scratching and clawing at each other in a full blown catfight that saw them roll on the dirt piled up beside the open graves and then actually fall into one of the graves, disappearing from sight!

While that was transpiring Rihanna had cruelly been rubbing Gaga’s face back and forth across the stone headstone and when she finally relents we can see that the blonde has been busted open and is bleeding from her face. She looks concussed too as Rihanna pulls her up and whips her into the metal railings surrounding this small sacred area. She hits face first and Rihanna charges in behind to drive her knee right into Gaga’s back squashing her right up against the railings before she slides to her knees.

Over at the hole in the ground and both Beyoncé and Rita Ora crawl out from either end of the grave and scramble to their feet. Rita makes to go after her foe but Beyoncé takes the handful of earth she picked up and flings it into Rita’s face, blinding her momentarily. While Rita tries to clear her face Beyoncé drives her knee into her gut and follows up with punches and chops, backing her foe against a headstone and actually chopping her right over one to land flat on her face on the other side.

Beyoncé stands up and roars before stooping to pick Rita up and hold her for a choke slam targeting dropping her on a collapsed headstone. But as she lifted her Rihanna ran over and rammed her knee into Beyoncé’s spine to drop her. Rihanna was on her great enemy now and relentlessly pounded her as Beyoncé knelt before her and soon Rita was up too and punching Bee. The heels lifted Beyoncé and double suplexed her on the self same flat headstone!

Beyoncé screamed on impact and arched her back in agony but her opponents didn’t care and dragged her by her hair towards the open graves. They got a shock when they got there as Lady Gaga stood before them brandishing a spade which she started swinging at them!

Rita and Rihanna split and ran away in opposite directions. Gaga checked on her partner but before she could help her up Rita was beside her with the other spade. They swung wildly, clanging as handles hit twice before the third saw Rita hit on her fingers, making her drop the spade and cry out. Gaga jabbed the spade into Rita’s gut, doubling her over before swinging it overhead and slamming it down on her back. That drops Rita to her knees and Gaga heaves the tool overheard again for another shot. She is halted though, when Rihanna scrambled to stand on a stone cross and leap off with a dropkick to Gaga from behind, sending her and the spade sprawling into the pile of dirt.

With their partners down it was Beyoncé and Rihanna that got to their feet first and started trading punches with Beyoncé getting the better of things and driving Rihanna back and back until her back was against the perimeter railing where she just kept on striking her former friend until Rihanna slumped to her ass unable to withstand any more blows. Then Beyoncé hauled Rihanna up by her hair and absolutely buried a punch right into her gut while she was pinned against the railings.

Meantime, back at graveside Gaga is straddling Rita Ora’s back and is forcing Rita’s face right into the mound of freshly dug dirt, just grinding her in there, forcing some dirt into her mouth. Finally, she stands and looks to scoop Rita up for a bodyslam, once she has her up though she spies the open grave and staggers over to try and slam her right in there. This is where the blonde’s diminutive stature works against her though and she slips and can’t keep Rita up and Rita lands right on top of her, covering her. The younger, stronger Miss Ora gets up, scoops up Gaga and does to her what was going to happen to herself – she bodyslams Lady Gaga right down into the grave to crash into the waiting coffin. The camera just gets time to peer in and see the bloody blonde lying dazed in the coffin before Rita drops down to reach into the hole and slam the lid shut. The lid is heavy and has a magnetic strip all around the edge, meaning there is no way it could be opened from inside. Lady Gaga is therefore done unless Beyoncé can get over and prise the lid open.

Rita stood up and casually spat down into the grave she had just filled and cast her eyes about for the other two fighters. Beyoncé was really dominating Rihanna now, she had pounded her in the gut over and over until the Barbadian was coughing.Beyoncé now had her foot pushed into Rihanna’s throat and was pressing with all her might, squashing her against the railings.  She was so focussed on Rihanna, so obsessed with revenge on her former friend, that she never heard Rita run up behind her and leap on her back, immediately choking her. Of course, Beyoncé had to lift her foot off Rihanna but she stayed upright as she struggled to throw Rita off, staggering in amongst the gravestones eventually managing to flip Rita up and over to crash hard on a flattened headstone.

Beyoncé heard knocking from the nearby grave and realised Gaga’s fate and staggered towards them to attempt to free her. She dropped to her knees and reached down but just as she grabbed the lid Rihanna came up behind her and smashed a vase she had lifted from a grave right on the back of Beyoncé’s skull. Beyoncé pitched forward on her face in the dirt as Rita stumbled over too.

The heels lifted Beyoncé up then double suplexed her, dropping her hard on the ground. They gave her no relief though and bent her over a headstone in a back breaker, bending her obscenely over it. When they released her it was to let Rihanna rub Beyonce’s face harshly into an old gravestone. They were toying with Beyoncé now, letting her crawl away only for Rihanna to deliver a vicious punt right to her head, all but knocking her out.

The coup de grace came with both Rita and Rihanna lifting Beyoncé by the throat and choke slamming her straight down to hell, into the grave to slam hard into the open coffin. Both Rita and Rihanna spat and cleared their noses on top of her before Rihanna reached down to slam the coffin shut and end this deadly encounter.

The winners, in 12:00, are RITA ORA and RIHANNA and after they set to work with the shovels by filling in the graves from the piles of dirt beside them.

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After that we come back to the arena and are party to an impromptu meeting backstage as Kate Middleton bumps into an old enemy of hers, Jennifer Lawrence. These two had a huge, bitter feud and clearly there is still animosity.

“Hey Duchess! How’s that ass of yours? Still sizzling?”

“Shut up Jen, we’ve seen over these past few months the only use your fat mouth has is sucking cock like a cheap whore.”

That remark riles Jennifer and she goes nose to nose with the Duchess just as Meghan Markle and Pippa Middleton appear.

“Ooh did that touch a nerve? Do you not like being shown as the whore you are?”

“If I find out you are behind these videos appearing on the shows bitch, I will make what happened when you got branded last month look like a gentle bump. And guess what Duchess? I’ll do it as World Champion after tonight.”

Kate sneered at her and spat.

“I doubt that, but happen to know you will find out who has been humiliating you all these months, who has been exposing you for the slut-bag you are, and as for being Champ, I don’t think so, you are in for a surprising night alright.”

“Yeah, well when Liz gets you in that chair I reckon you’ll be in for a ‘shocking night too!”

The two hated rivals manage to move away without coming to blows as each recognises they have bigger fish to fry that night.

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Back to the arena where Charlize Theron is striding down the entrance ramp wearing a Headmistress outfit as her Halloween costume. Under a black robe she has on a black two piece bikini and she has a mortar board on her head and is sexily slapping a thin cane on the palm of her left hand. The 43 year old statuesque, blonde, South African looks good and seems in fine humour. In the build up to this match she has made it clear she is back in the Federation as a mercenary. Last month Kim Kardashian paid her to assist in the defeat of Gal Gadot and Charlize has implied in the build up to this singles encounter that she’s been paid to take care of her opponent. And that opponent emerges just moments after Charlize has stepped into the ring. Nicki Minaj’s costume is a very sexy school girls uniform, the tight white shirt tied under her huge boobs with a little tie dangling between them and a mini tartan skirt and long socks completing the outfit. Nicki has heard the talk that someone has paid Charlize to take her out tonight and is clearly pumped up about it, as the black rapper storms the ring and immediately attacks the blonde, battering her back into a corner while the referee calls for the bell.

Nicki has been on a roll of late with some good wins and she shows her confidence by whipping Charlize out of one corner and hard into the opposing one then following up with a leaping splash that just crushed the blonde in the corner. She stepped back and grabbed Charlize as she stumbled forward and hoisted her up and over (despite the difference in height) with an exploder suplex that slammed hard into the canvas. Nicki did not let up though and hauled her foe up and got behind her, reached her arms around her and flung her back with a high impact German suplex that she held onto and got a close two count. Charlize kicked out and desperately rolled out of the ring seeking a break. Her hat and robes were gone and she need to rethink her strategy. She did not get the time though as Nicki stepped through the ropes and nailed her with a double axe handle blows jumping off the apron, driving her opponent to her knees outside. Nicki climbed back up to the apron and waited until Charlize was up then flung herself off with a flip dive after she had run along the apron. But Charlize saw her coming and ducked and Nicki took a bad bump right on her back on the hard, unforgiving floor to turn the tide of this encounter. Charlize dragged Nicki up and propelled her into the ringpost outside the ring then grabbed her prop school tie and tightened it to an extreme degree and throttled Nicki with it before dragging her around the ring like she was a dog and the tie was her leash. Finally Charlize placed her foot on the back of Nicki’s head, pulled up on the tie and pressed down with her foot then let go of the tie and ended up driving the rapper’s face into the concrete at a hell of a rate.

Nicki was dazed and offered no defence as Charlize tore her shirt off and tossed it to the crowd. She hauled Nicki up by that taut tie and pushed her back into the ring where she hit her with a DDT and scored a close two count. Annoyed Charlize pulled Nicki up again by her tie to her knees and kept a tight hold of it with her left hand while laying in punch after punch with her right, just beating her up in the middle of the ring. She let go of the tie and bounced off the ropes to charge forward with a kick to Nicki’s face that flattened her and then Charlize climbed the turnbuckle and stood way up there and leapt off with a legdrop from the top rope. Nicki rolled out of the way and the blonde was left feeling her hip and in a fair amount of pain.

Nicki tugged the tie off and chucked it away before levelling her opponent with a clothesline just as she got to her feet. She was angry now and pounded Charlize’s face with a flurry of blows before straddling her and grabbing her hair and bouncing the back of skull repeatedly against the canvas. Sensing an opportunity, Nicki lowered her huge bosom right onto the blonde’s face and engulfed Charlize in her infamous breast smother. But the South African would not go down quite so easily and before her air supply was cut off she bucked her body up and unbalanced Nicki and pushed her off and came up gasping for air.

Nicki hurried back over hoping for another attempt at a smother but Charlize was smart to it and fired an uppercut right into the soft underflesh of Nicki’s right tit, then another and that stopped the black rapper in her tracks. Charlize got up and pushed Nicki up against the ropes and managed to pull the top rope up and over Nicki’s arms, trapping her arms in the ropes. That was not a good position for her and Charlize demonstrated why by unloading a flurry of hard uppercuts to Nicki’s bouncing, big boobs. And then she slipped out of the ring and moved over to where her outfit ended up and picked up her teacher’s cane prop and slapped it on her palm. She slid back into the ring and with a wicked grin on her face started to lash the cane down across and along Nicki Minaj’s prize assets! Charlize caned the fuck out of Nicki’s tits, drawing blood and creating angry looking lines across them before she stepped out onto the apron behind Nicki and started to lash the cane across her legs and backside. Nicki howled with each vicious stroke and Charlize smiled and leaned down to hiss in her ear. Just as her head came down though Nicki threw her own head back, fast and hard, crashing into Charlize with a sickening thud that saw the blonde lose her grip and take a hellish bump backwards from the apron to the floor. The momentum also saw Nicki’s arms spring forward out of the ropes, freeing her.

Nicki felt at the welts she had received and anger surfaced on her face as she rolled out of the ring to where her opponent lay. Right beside Charlize was Nicki’s tie from earlier and Nicki lifted it, wrapped it around Charlize’s wrists and tied them tightly behind her back, winding the end of the tie up and over the knot. Nicki pulled Charlize up by her hair and shoved her back into the ring and rolled her so she was on her back, her bound arms stuck beneath her. Nicki pulled off her tartan skirt to reveal a tiny white G-string and sat down on Charlize’s chest and slapped her about the face a few times to get her attention then began shouting at her, demanding to know who it was that had paid for Charlize to try and take Nicki out. Charlize shook her head defiantly but she must have known she was in a hopeless situation and she could do nothing to stop Nicki’s big, black ass sliding forward to engulf her face and smother her.

The crowd cheered this but booed when Nicki lifted her ass and slid back. This time when she demanded to know who put the hit on her it appeared Charlize was only too happy to tell her, but the camera’s were too far away to hear what was said. Whatever, Nicki now covered Charlize and got the three count, sparing Charlize the ignominy of suffocating under Nicki’s ass.

The winner in 9:01 is NICKI MINAJ but she seems to be in no mood to celebrate and heads back up the ramp looking fiercely determined.

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Backstage Melissa Joan Hart is set to interview the World Champion, Taylor Swift. Taylor looks stunning in a designer silver dress and thigh high matching boots. She’s showing no after effects of her barbed wire battle against Katy Perry the previous month.

“Taylor, tonight you face probably your biggest match ever in the Federation, the challenge of Jennifer Lawrence, can you tell us your thoughts on tonight’s match.”

“Challenge? Huh? I don’t think….”

She is interrupted by being clubbed from behind by an irate Nicki Minaj!

Nicki is still just in her tiny panties but doesn’t care as she beats on Taylor and pounds her to her knees and snarls.

“You want to take me out you skinny little white girl, you can do it yourself not hire some honky to backst…”

Nicki was cut off as Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus rushed to their friend’s aid, jumping Nicki and knocking her down and beating her down. Taylor got to her feet while Selena and Miley kept Nicki down and, after brushing herself off, Taylor measured where Nicki was on her hands and knees and rushed forward and delivered an absolutely brutal kick right into Nicki’s head. It was a kick that would be replayed for weeks, the impact and sound horrible to see and listen to. Nicki was unconscious before her head landed on the floor but Taylor couldn’t resist stamping her boot onto Nicki’s head and grinding down as she snarled at the camera.

“Stupid fucking coon, you cross me that is what you get! You bad mouth me to the press and that is where you fucking end up! Come on girls I’ve got bigger fish to fry than this dumb nigger!”

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Next, we are taken to the office of owner, Stephanie McMahon , who has a big announcement. Looking sexy in a business suit the busty brunette addresses the camera from behind a large desk.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to inform you of a new event in the Federation calendar. Next month will be our first ever Royal Rumble PPV. It will be a 30 woman over the top Battle Royale with entrants coming in every two minutes. The last woman standing will gain herself a guaranteed world title shot at Bitchmania. Also to address some of the viewers who have been asking when my WWE stars will start in the Federation ring I can confirm so of them will be fighting at the Rumble, the actual card will start coming together soon after this event. Now I don’t want to take you away from the action for too long, so let me send you back to the ring.”

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The camera’s come back to the ring with the debuting challengers for the World Tag Team Championships walking down the ramp to a nice applause. Karen Gillan and Zoe Saldana are tall, athletic challengers and there are some that credit them with a chance of winning the belts on their debut. Both are wearing matching red and black bra and shorts combos as they slide into the ring. The two Guardians Of The Galaxy actresses looked focussed and determined. They will need to be. Because out next are the World Tag Team Champions, Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox. Two women that have caused absolute carnage and destruction in the Federation this past year or so. A trail of crippled, broken and retired bodies lay in their wake. Don’t believe that? Then ask Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melissa Rauch and if reports are to be believed Kaley Cuoco sounds like she might be the latest addition to their list of destruction. They champs have entered the Halloween spirit and come to the ring in Jason Vorhees (Megan) and Freddy Kruger (Jennifer) masks and the symbolism isn’t lost on anyone, these two have been slashing up final girls for quite some time now.

Unusually for Aniston/Fox matches this title defence starts off slow. Perhaps it’s because they don’t really know what their challengers are like in the ring. Also the challengers are taller and (respectively) younger than the champs, and they show it in the opening minutes of this encounter. Karen starts off against Megan and the tall, Scottish redhead more than holds her own against the Federation’s resident psycho. After a short grapple that sees Karen hiptoss Megan halfway across the ring, they hit the ropes and again Karen comes out on top, hitting a clothesline then military pressing Megan overhead before dropping her on her face on the mat. The look on Megan’s face was venomous as she got up, especially as Karen just smiled sweetly back at her and encouraged her to match up with a grapple again. But Megan knew she would get her chance and rather than hook up with the redhead she slid back and tagged in Jennifer. Karen smiled and reached back to tag in her partner too. So now we had the two older members of their teams in, Jen at 49 and Zoe at 40. And former World Champion Miss Aniston began by using all her dirty tricks. She made as if she wanted the same test of strength but when Zoe moved to meet it she got a stiff kick to her gut followed by a snap DDT that gave Aniston control of the match. And that is bad news when that vicious, wily veteran has control. She ground Zoe’s face into the mat, nailed her with hard elbows to the back of her head and drove her knee into Zoe’s back a few times before lifting her up and dropping her right across Jennifer’s outstretched knee for a wicked looking backbreaker. She held her like that, stretching her spine right across her knee and tagged in Megan who climbed to the top turnbuckle and jumped off driving her knee onto Zoe and flipping her over with an even sorer back.

Megan then gleefully whipped the black actress back and forth between the corner turnbuckles, landing hard each time on her back. After the fourth such occasion Megan lifted Zoe’s legs up, hoisted her up for a powerbomb and dropped her right down on the top of the turnbuckle, Zoe cried out but Megan kept a hold, spun around ran across the ring and drove her into the mat with another powerbomb. Megan got up, kicked Zoe over and sat on her lower back and hooked her hands around Zoe’s head and pulled back in a cruel looking version of a camel clutch. As Karen Gillan beat on her turnbuckle to try and get the crowd into it, Jennifer tagged in and using their five seconds allowed she sat on Zoe’s back facing the other way and bent her back almost now into a U shape with a modified Boston Crab. When they didn’t break at the referee’s five count Karen leapt into the ring and kicked both Jen and Megan to get them off her partner. It worked but as the ref ushered her back to her corner the heels lifted Zoe up and dumped her to the outside over the top rope, cracking the apron on the way down and landing hard on the floor.

Jennifer Aniston followed her prey outside and lifted Zoe up and suplexed her hard on the floor. She rolled over and picked up Zoe and then powerbombed her against the edge of the apron and the black actress was really struggling now as she got tossed back into the ring and Megan once more tagged in. Miss Fox stood on Zoe’s lower back and grabbed her arms and pulled up, bending her body at an unnatural angle and just wrenching it. From there Megan knelt down and wrapped her arm around Zoe’s face and pulled back and bent her even more until she had no option but to tap out, furiously tapping on Megan’s arms as she was both passing out and in a lot of pain. Of course Megan did nothing and just held the move in place until the referee literally forced her arm off Zoe’s head.

The winners in 7:01 are MEGAN FOX & JENNIFER ANISTON. They collect their belts and exit the ring as Karen comes in to check on her partner. Megan hasn’t forgotten about the start to the match though and she sneaks around the ring and comes up behind Karen and smashes her belt down on her unsuspecting skull. Then with Jennifer’s aid they strip their challengers naked and have great fun pressing Karen Gillan’s face right into Zoe Saldana’s pussy and making her lick her pussy on live PPV. The champs just look unbeatable at the moment.

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Backstage Liz Hurley is getting ready for an interview with Cara Delavigne. Liz’s son, Damian ,is moving around them and taking pictures of his mother, something he’s been doing in public as well. It’s weird but the two of them seem really into it.

“Uh Liz, tonight you face your great rival Kate Middleton in a Chamber of Horrors match. From what I understand there will be all sorts of torture devices in the locked cage. Is this something you are concerned about?”

“No darling. Did you see last month? Did you see me make poor little Kate bleed all over the place? Did you see me brand her Royal ass? Tell me, why would I be concerned about tonight? She is, and always has been a loser, who relies on others to do her dirty work. It was me once but she saw to it that I was ousted. Now I’m back and tonight I will make the Duchess sorry she was born and I can promise you that all the viewing public, and you Damian darling, will see her scream in pain tonight and I wouldn’t be surprised if I end her career tonight.”

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There is more going on backstage as Nicki Minaj is being stretchered into an ambulance with a concerned Stephanie McMahon looking on. At least Nicki seems to be conscious now but it’s a real concern for the boss.

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Next up is out Trick or Treat match and based on the drawing earlier our first competitor emerges looking miserable. It’s Katy Perry and as per her trick she is stark naked as she walks down the ramp. Which means we can see all the gruesome scars she gained in last month’s barbaric barbed wire match, she’s also sporting the ultra short garishly blonde haircut she received at Taylor Swift’s hands too after her loss. Katy is clearly extremely self-conscious about her body as slowly walks to the ring. She is the picture of unhappiness as she gets into the ring and it’s not just because everyone is getting to see how badly scarred her sexy body is right now. That’s because the next person to the ring is the special referee that J-Lo chose, her great friend, Iggy Azalea. Iggy has her long blonde hair in a ponytail and is dressed in a sexy, small referee’s outfit and positively skips to the ring, grinning at Katy as she enters it.

And then out comes Jennifer Lopez, wearing an expensive green two piece bikini that really shows off the 49 year old’s still amazing figure. Of course she lost last month to Jennifer Lawrence (and in the process seemingly missed out on a world title opportunity) but the Latino superstar is looking very happy with herself, and no wonder given the advantage her ‘treat’ will give her in this match.

Iggy brings the two together mid ring and makes a show of going over rules, it’s all a farce everyone knows. Then she sends Katy to her corner and makes a great show of checking her for any hidden weapons. She’s nude! This allows Iggy to cop a feel all over Katy’s body, creeping her out, especially when Iggy rubs her hand over Katy’s shorn pussy then grabs her labia and pulls and twists it viciously. Katy squeals and backs into the corner in pain as Iggy signals for the bell to be rung. As Katy reels J-lo charges across the ring and nails her with a big clothesline in the corner the scoops Katy up to slam her down in centre ring. The Jen ascends the turnbuckle and leaps off with a huge elbow right to Katy’s chest. Unseen by the crowd though picked up in replays is the fact that Iggy is standing on Katy’s wrist to keep her in position for the elbow drop. J-Lo went for the cover and Iggy delivered a fast count that Katy only just managed to kick out from and it was becoming increasingly clear that she was really up against it.

Jennifer pulled Katy to her feet and fired her into the ropes and ducked her head for a back drop but Katy managed to grab the ropes, stop herself and then move forward to kick J-Lo in the face. That gave a the crowd a shot of life (they had been dragged down by all the bad things that had happened to the babyfaces already today and by Katy’s impossible situation) and they roared Katy on as she began laying in punch after punch to Jen, driving her back into a corner and firing in more punches, Her flurry ended though when Iggy hooked Katy’s arm mid punch and began admonishing her for use of a closed fist. Everyone knew that was a joke but it allowed Jennifer to ram her knee up between Katy’s legs to back her off. Iggy made a mock admonishment for the low blow to J-Lo but her smile let everyone know she was in no way serious.

Jenny picked Katy up and dropped her down right on the point of Jenny’s knee then shoved her off and got another (quick) two count. Annoyed at Katy’s kick out J-Lo took to punching Katy’s old scars on her forehead and easily opened them up and Iggy did nothing about these closed fists. With Katy sitting on her ass in the middle of the ring and bleeding from the head J-Lo sat in behind her and deliberately wrapped her strong legs tightly around Katy’s mid-section and hooked in an intense looking leg scissor. Then she sat up and wrapped her arm around Katy’s throat in a rear naked choke and lay back like a snake with her prey helpless. And Katy was, she offered little resistance and couldn’t even tap out just going limp in Jennifer Lopez’s death grip. J-Lo left it on for a few minutes too long but eventually unwrapped it and took the acclaim from Iggy.

The winner in 4:31 is JENNIFER LOPEZ. But J-Lo is not done for the evening, not by a long shot. She and Iggy exit the ring and head up the side of the ramp to a stage where there are cauldrons and actress witches stirring them and Jenny grabs a mic.

“Get that pathetic trash out of my ring. Right, now I have your attention I’ve got something to show you regarding that fat bitch, Jennifer Lawrence.”

There is an intake of breath from the crowd, this then is what they have been waiting for. Is it in fact Jennifer Lopez, despite her protestations, that has been humiliating J-Law all these months leaking all her most private porn pictures and videos?

“Now last month I showed the world what turns out to have been a fake picture of Jennifer and her father. However, I now am able to show the world that actually the real thing does exist and that slut-bag is very much a Daddy’s Girl!”

Before anything further is said or shown we see Jennifer Lawrence running down the ramp, jumping off the side and charging to where J-Lo and Iggy are and she tackles them both and they start brawling on the side stage. And J-Law more than holds her own, her punches have real anger behind them and she sends Iggy reeling into the crowd before trading blows with J-Lo. They brawl right over towards the witches and the cauldrons and as they do J-Law drops her foe with a DDT on the stage that lays her out. However, as Jennifer Lawrence stands over her foe three of the witches turn around and come up behind her and one of them swings their broomstick handle and smashes on the back of J-Law’s skull, actually snapping the handle! J-Law drops to the floor and the three witches crowd round her and just beat the hell out of her with the broomstick handles, clubbing her like a helpless seal. It’s a hell of a beating and by then Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea are over too and they get their kicks in as well on the downed Miss Lawrence. The three witches then remove their costumes and masks and we can see that Jennifer Lawrence’s attackers (and the perpetrators of her humiliation all these months) are her supposed friends, Scarlett Johannsson, Amy Adams and Emma Stone. It’s a heinous betrayal and it’s magnified when Scarlett picks up a beaten down and helpless J-Law, drags her over to the cauldron they had been at and lifts her up and throws her in. They have made sure it actually had boiling water in it!

Jennifer screams and scrambles out but she has absolutely been scalded and burned in the water and as an EMT team rush out to try and help with her burns Scarlett, Emma, Amy, J-Lo and Iggy all stand around laughing and pointing. And so it looks like another major babyface is facing a trip to the nearest emergency room.

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Now we have a major video package detailing the history and matches between Kate Middleton and Elizabeth Hurley that have led to their feud ending clash tonight. After that has run the cameras focus on the chamber of horrors that has been constructed around the ring. The large War Games Cage has descended and surrounded the ring and the ringside area. On each side of the ring are things that can be used as part of the match. One side has a gymnastics style horse with a grotesque sandpaper dildo stabbing up out of it. On another side is a set of wooden stocks that will fit head and arms, the lock on it is magnetic and on a 1 minutes delay so once it is closed it will automatically open 60 seconds later. On the third side is a wooden gallows with an actual noose hanging from it. On the final side is a propped up, open wooden coffin that is lined completely with thumb tacks. Scattered elsewhere in the cage are whips, canes, paddles and other such items and skeletons hang from the cage walls on a couple of sides. In the centre of the ring is a large metal chair. Under it is a car a battery that is hooked up to two sets of jump leads and the only way this horrific match will end is when that instrument is used on one of the participants.

Regal music fills the arena and out walks Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge. Despite the nature of the match she’s about to be in and despite all her entourage has been banned from accompanying her to cage side she has a confident, determined look on her face. She looks stunning in a small gold, two piece bikini(the bottoms being shorts) and is drinking from a large bottle of water. The crowd serenade her with a loud chant of “You Got Branded” which eventually breaks her cool demeanour and she glowers at them. Next to the ring is her opponent and the woman who branded the word ‘slut’ with a red hot cattle brand on Kate’s ass, Elizabeth Hurley. Liz looks stunning for her age in a small white two piece string bikini. She soaks up the crowd’s applause as she descends the ramp and makes sure to circle the cage and get a selfie taken with her son who is at ringside taking countless pictures. Kate just stands in the ring glaring at her while she delays getting into the chamber. Eventually she does and the outside referee shuts and locks the chamber door while the inside referee speaks to the two combatants. They stand either side of the large metal chair in centre ring and it’s obvious neither is listening to the ref but are staring hard at the other, waiting on the bell.

The bell rang and the two brunettes circled slowly around the chair looking for a first opening. Both knowing that with all the dangerous paraphernalia in the chamber just one mistake could spell curtains for either one of them. Of course these two were the first two participants in last month’s War Games and Liz had utterly dominated that encounter but it appears the younger Kate had been undergoing some training since then and she avoided Liz’s first charge and slipped in behind her to shove her face first into the corner. Then the 36 year old grabbed Liz by the hair and tried to slam her face into the metal arm of the chair but Liz blocked it, elbowed Kate in the gut and instead slammed her face into the metal. Kate cried out and reeled away and Liz lined her up , then ran at her and clotheslines her up and over the top rope to crash at ringside. Kate pulled herself up by the nearest thing to hand but too late she realised that as the set of wooden stocks and Liz saw her chance, slid out behind her, bashed Kate’s head off the wooden stocks then lowered them on her neck and arms, trapping her in them for the next minute!

The crowd loved this and cheered even more as Liz made a great show of lowering Kate’s gold shorts and revealing the Duchess’s shapely arse complete with the angry looking branded word on it. Liz laughed and spanked her as few times and as Kate cursed her Liz moved around the front and gave her a couple of heavy duty slaps to the face just as the minute ran out and the locking mechanism snapped open (it can’t be used again for at least another minute). Liz grabbed Kate by the hair and rammed her face into the cage wall and dragged her around the corner towards where the makeshift gallows stood. Of course, when Kate fired Liz from the Royal Court almost a year ago she ended up having the rest of her team actually hang Liz on the entrance set so it seems that the older woman is dead set on retribution. She drags Kate to the little wooden platform and pulls down the white rope and noose and struggles to get it over Kate’s head. Kate realising the danger fights back a bit, kicking out, scratching, lashing out., In the struggle Kate’s bra top comes off leaving her entirely nude but that’s not important as Liz finally slugs her and forces the noose down over her head to sit around her neck. There is a moment when Kate suddenly stops struggling and Liz smiles and pushes her off the little platform. Kate drops down and just, only just manages to get her toes to the ground to hold her up from being hung. Both women are 5’9” so the gallows were set at just the height to torture them as they strained their muscles to keep on their feet and it’s the Duchess who is left to do this for a few moments. Liz finds a horse crop on the floor, picks it up and begins to lash it against Kate Middleton’s completely exposed body.

It was great amusement for the crowd watching Kate struggle to stay up right whilst being whipped but it came to an end when the upper arms of the gallows gave way and Kate crashed to the floor the noose still around her neck. Liz lifted her up by the rope and used it to propel her into the cage wall before dragging her around to the next side where a coffin stood vertically and the whole inside was coated with sharp thumb tacks. Liz whipped Kate into the coffin and the Duchess landed back first on the tacks and gave out an awful scream. Liz nodded and shouted out to her son to “watch this” and ran at the coffin and went to splash Kate in it. But at the last moment Kate saw her coming and pulled herself of the tacks and collapsed out of the way and Liz Hurley flew face first into the coffin. There was a collective groan in the arena. Kate sunk to her knees and barely moved other than to work the noose off her throat but even though she took a while Liz did not move. Finally, Kate got to her feet and pulled Liz’s face off the tacks, the camera could see her face was a mess of tiny pin pricks. Kate gave a wicked grin and slammed Liz’s face into the tacks again, then repeated the trick before pulling her out of the coffin. Liz fell back and we could see her whole front was covered in tiny pricks. Wanting to repay the humiliation she felt, Kate pulled off Liz’s bikini then took a cane from the floor and started to cane Liz all over her body viciously. Finally, Kate rolled Liz back into the ring and she dragged her on hands and knees towards the chair.

She pushed Liz into the chair and tried to close the metal band that would fit around the victim’s neck but from somewhere Liz found the strength to block it with her hand and push it back and punch Kate in the guts. Kate staggered back against the ropes and Liz forced herself up out of the chair towards Kate, but Kate back dropped her over the ropes. Somehow Liz managed to land feet first on the apron. Kate punched her in the gut and moved out onto the apron herself and looked down, saw the horse with the torture dildo below them and lifted Liz up and dropped her from the apron right down onto it!

Incredibly Liz had landed right on the thick, long, sandpaper covered dildo, her pussy being brutally penetrated by it upon landing. Her body went stock still, her face went immediately pale and a deadly silence permeated the arena. Except that is the laugh of Kate Middleton, who hopped off the apron, got behind the horse and started to lift it up as far as she could then drop it and did that three or four times before she tired. Throughout Liz just sat on the horse in unspeakable agony. Kate then climbed onto the apron and stood on the horse behind Liz and began pulling her up by her hair, getting her up a few inches then dropping her down. This cruelly tore at Liz’s beautiful, long hair as well and scraping her pussy up and down that horrible plastic phallus.

Tired of that Kate then lifted and tipped/pushed the horse forward, Liz taking a hellacious bump forward and the dildo snapping off still buried inside her. The bump knocked the coffin over at the adjoining corner and that gave an ever more cruel Middleton another idea. She pulled Liz up by her hair and dragged her over to the coffin and dragged her into it again, face down. Then Kate stepped up and actually stood on Liz, one foot on her back the other on the back of Liz Hurley’s head, forcing her down onto the thumb tacks. The crowd came alive now, booing louder than anything before but Kate Middleton did not care, for her this was sweet revenge for being branded like a cow last month.

Eventually she stepped off Liz and pulled her off the tacks and dragged her around the ringside to where the wooden stocks were and pushed her head and arms into them with little resistance. The camera could now see the bloody mess Liz Hurley’s face was in and some tacks were still buried in her. Kate got behind her, kicked her legs apart and began firing uppercut after uppercut between her legs maliciously making the broken dildo move about inside her. When the stocks opened after a minute Liz did not move, she just stood there, leaning on the stocks in incalculable pain. Kate rolled Liz into the ring and dragged her towards the chair and somehow lifted her into the metal chair. With a gleeful, almost orgasmic look on her face Kate snapped the metal half ring around Liz’s neck and turned the bolt to lock it. Liz offered nothing as Kate did the same with the arm locks and leg locks that meant she was now completely stuck in the chair.

Kate was milking the moment and slowly reached under the chair to produce to vicious looking crocodile jawed jump leads connected to the large battery under the chair. Kate carefully held the rubber handles and snapped them onto Liz’s nipples.

Immediately current went through Elizabeth Hurley’s inert body and she jerked and spasmed wildly in the chair (as much as she could being strapped in). Kate left it on for about a minute before relenting and removing them. The booing got louder but Kate did not care, but she did leave the ring. But only to lift up the large bottle of water she had been drinking from when she had entered. She got back in the ring and callously emptied the entire contents of the bottle all over Liz. Liz looked up with blurry, spaced out eyes and tried to beg but just indecipherable noises came out as Kate laughed and lowered the jump leads back onto her nipples, left them for a minute then took them off and this time applied them to Liz’s nose and lip!

This was a real Halloween Horrorshow and Liz started fitting in the chair, she started foaming at the mouth and convulsing and the referee had to push Kate over and finally remove the leads but clearly the damage had been done.

The winner in 13:32 is KATE MIDDLETON. She stands and surveys the carnage she has wreaked on her old adversary as yet another EMT team rush down and gain access to the cage. Liz is utterly catatonic and showing no signs of response at all and the crowd are in an absolute state of shock at The Duchess’s levels of brutality.

Meghan and Pippa come down to help Kate from the cage and aid her up the ramp and as they ascend it they get pelted by rubbish from an irate crowd. The camera’s focus on the loser after that and stay with it for a while as the medical team release Liz and eventually stretcher her out. She has shown little signs of life in all that time.

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Backstage and Cara Delevigne and Melissa Joan Hart are speaking while waiting outside a dressing room for interviews.

“Wow, that is another big name good girl going to the hospital Cara. I mean there was Nicki, I hear she has a concussion, now Liz god knows what kind of damage she just suffered and Jennifer Lawrence…”

Melissa breaks off as at the mention of J-Law the door opens and Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone and Amy Adams come out, still dressed in their witch’s costumes. Scarlett grabs the mic.

“Did you mention that fucking loser Jennifer? Don’t forget how we taught her a lesson she’ll never forget and sent her to the burns unit. That is after we showed the whole world what a dirty, nasty skank she really is. And Jen, if you want a shot at us then you’ll find all three of us have entered the Royal Rumble next month. If you can show your face in public we challenge you to show up there and do something about what we did tonight!”

“And why did you do it, if I can ask?”

Emma takes the microphone to answer.

“Because you dumb bimbo, we were sick and tired of that attention hound Jennifer Lawrence grabbing all the headlines, all the big matches and just expecting us to have her back, to be happy to stay in her shadows and back her up. Well, no, we are mega stars ourselves and we don’t play second fiddle to some fat, attention hungry whore!”

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And now Taylor Swift’s entrance music hits and the 28 year old World Champion strides down the ramp towards the ring. As always she looks immaculate, wearing a silver bra top and shorts with her title belt strapped around her waist. Also as usual she looks as smug as possible. She grabs a mic and enters the ring.

“Well happy Halloween everybody! What a night it’s been! What a night for some of my old rivals, eh? Beyoncé buried in some old field, Katy Perry humiliated yet again and Nicki Minaj suitably dealt with.”

The crowd boo her loudly for this gloating but Taylor just laughs as she continues.

“And it looks like you won’t be seeing my title defended tonight either. Guess what? Poor little J-law fell out with her friends. Last I saw she was on a fleet of ambulance out of here and burned up like she got hit by napalm! So sorry folks I’m afraid to disappoint you but this is the nearest to a World Title match you are going to see tonight…”

“Now just wait one minute!”

The piercing voice of a clearly unhappy Stephanie McMahon hits the airwaves in the arena before she strides out onto the stage.

“Just one minute Taylor, this may not have been a good night for the health of some of the Federation stars but no one, and I mean no-one ever said your World Title defence was cancelled!”

Unperturbed Taylor fired back.

“OK Steph, why don’t you send Miss Lawrence down here and I’ll fight her. No? Thought not. You’d be better off coming down here yourself and raising my arm, at least your top fighter is still fit and not laid up in a hospital bed!”

“No, unfortunately Jennifer Lawrence is not in the building and is not able to take her scheduled title shot tonight. However, I decide who fights on this card – not you. And I will not let this night finish without that World Title being defended.”

Taylor is a bit more upset now and starts to get agitated and seems on the verge of a mini tantrum.

“You can’t! I’m not prepared! It’s not fair!”

Stephanie smiled and roared into her mic.

“I don’t care. Your opponent tonight, taking this match at short notice is…. ARIANA GRANDE!”

The crowd roared and Ariana burst through the curtain and ran down the ramp. The beautiful 25 year old was clad in her sports bra and shorts similar to her “side to Side” music video, she slid under the bottom rope and met Taylor straight away blocking a punch and firing one of her own into the champions face.

Stephanie screeched into the mic at the referee in the ring.

“Ring the bell, this match is started!”

Ariana is clearly up for this (no surprise as she is best friends with Nicki Minaj) and fires punch after punch into Taylor, forces her to drop the belt and backs her into the ropes where she grabs her whips her across the ring into the opposite ropes and absolutely nails her on her return with a perfect, high dropkick. She gives Taylor no peace, lifts her up, fires her into the ropes again and this time leaps up to grapevine her arms and bring her over into a pining combination that gets a really close two count! Undeterred, Ariana grabs Taylors arm and turns it and twists it and bends it behind her back, wrenching it, then straightens it and climbs backwards up the turnbuckles and leaps off with a head scissors that wraps her legs around Taylor’s head and spins her out and flying across the ring. She gets up disorientated and Ariana runs across and dropkicks her again, this time knocking her through the ropes to the floor. Ariana waits until Taylor gets to her feet before slingshotting herself up and over the ropes and hitting her with a flying crossbody block that gets a great response from the crowd.

Ariana is being ultra offensive so far and it is paying off. She pulls Taylor up by her hair and marches her over to the announcers table and slams her face into it repeatedly before posting her and throwing her back into the ring. She then climbs up the turnbuckle from the outside and drops an insanely high legdrop from the top that gets another ultra close two count. It really looks like Taylor Swift’s championship reign could end tonight!

Ariana picks Taylor up and slams her down hard in the middle of the ring then climbs the ropes, stands on the turnbuckle backwards and soars up and over with a prefect looking moonsault. But Taylor rolls towards the corner and Ariana hits nothing but bare canvas. Taylor drags herself up via the ropes and sees a chance as Arian slowly pushes herself up and moves forward and hits the same kick to the face she hit Nicki with earlier tonight. It had nowhere near the power or venom as that earlier kick but it was still enough to put Ariana down on her front. Taylor pulled her up by her hair and threw her into a corner and followed her in with an elbow to the face then grabbed her head and leapt out with a bulldog headlock that slammed Ariana’s face into the mat. A pin attempt followed and Ariana kicked out at two. Taylor began to slow things down now, rolling Ariana over and grinding her face into the canvas and ruthlessly grinding and rubbing it back and forth, before pulling her haed back and hooking on a sleeper hold cum choke as she leaned on her back.

The fans did not like that and got right behind Ariana cheering and chanting for her, determined to get a good end to this hard night for the good girls. And Ariana seemed to take encouragement from that back, first tapping her foot then her arm and from somewhere finding the strength to push herself up to her feet and swing an elbow or two into Taylor’s gut to create a break. But when Ariana bounced off the ropes and came back Taylor was waiting with a big knee right into her gut to double her over then nailed her with a wicked looking DDT that got count that looked for all the world like a three but Ariana kicked out at the last possible millisecond.

Taylor drove her knee up into Ariana’s face then grabbed her by the hair and tossed her into a corner and followed up by driving her shoulder into her gut repeatedly before hiptossing her out of the corner onto her butt hard. There was no let up and Taylor hit her with a low drop kick to the back of her head then covered her for a two count.

Cursing the ref Taylor dragged her opponent to her feet and went to hook her with a suplex. Ariana blocked it twice with her leg then through sheer determination reversed the attempt and dumped Taylor Swift on her crotch on the top rope. Ariana ran the ropes, hopped up the corner and launched a flying clothesline that sent the champ tumbling off her uncomfortable perch and crashing to the floor.

Ariana climbed through the ropes, stood on the steps and waited. Taylor eventually stood up and Arianna jumped at her wrapped her thighs around Taylor’s head and going for a head scissors. But Taylor grabbed the ropes, stopped the momentum and kept hold of Ariana, lifted her up and dropped her with a hellacious powerbomb on the concrete.

Oh that was insane and Ariana offers minimum resistance as Taylor picks her up and rolls her back into the ring before following her in. Taylor flipped the bird at a barely moving Ariana as she rolled Into her front, before running forward and punting her full force in the head. It still wasn’t as violent as the kick she gave Nicki Minaj earlier in the show, but it more than finished Ariana off as she made no move to kick out of the cover that followed. ONE. TWO. THREE.

The winner, and still World Champion, in 12:52 is TAYLOR SWIFT.

Taylor is soon joined by Selena and Miley and they celebrate in ring to finish the show, which has been particularly bad for the good girls of the Federation.

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In the days after the end of Halloween Horrorshow more details start to come out about the card for the first ever Royal Rumble. Announced so far is :

30 woman over the top, no rules Royal Rumble with the winner earning herself a title shot at Bitchmania.
World Champion Taylor Swift defending against Nicki Minaj (loser to be fucked by winner in the ring after the match)
Gal Gadot v. Kim Kardashian (streefight, loser shaved bald)
Kate Middleton/Pippa Middleton/Meghan Markle v. Alexa Bliss / Mickie James / Alicia Fox
Special match from sister UK Federation – Holly Willoughby v. Roxanne Pallett

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