The UWWL World Tour, Part 2: South America
by DG

With each flight on this tour the tension in the plane seems to grow, and the flight from Mexico City to Sao Paulo is a very long one. Because the hatred between the heels and the faces is so intense Monica decides to hire bouncers for the airplane to quell any incidents. After all, hiring a few bouncers is much cheaper than using a separate plane for the good girls and bad girls. The bouncers are very large men in suits and sunglasses who patrol the aisle between the two sides of the plane with their arms folded, making sure that no overt conflicts erupt. However, they cannot stop icy, hate filled glares from being exchanged across the aisle. By this point Rebecca is so fucking pissed off at Erica that the two spend a large portion of the flight locked in a bile filled gaze that says, “I can’t wait to get my hands on you again.” Rebecca is not looking forward to her first mud match ever at the upcoming show in Rio de Janiero, but she has no choice. The two superstars will have the next show off, though, which is a little sad for the fans because they would look damn good on the beach in bikinis. Oh, and by the way – when The Cowgirls found out that the card in Rio will take place in a mud pit they immediately decided to cash in their “money in the bank” title shot because a mud fight favors their brawling style. Thus, Emily and Joanne will take on Jackie and Becky for the tag team championship in a “tornado style” mud wrestling match two nights from now. In the meantime, however, the ladies from the UWWL arrive at the beach in Sao Paulo for a unique afternoon of brutal entertainment.

Show #6: Sao Paulo, Brazil

Monica decided to make this the UWWL’s first ever outdoor show in a wrestling ring by a beach with waves crashing on the surf in the background; a beautiful locale juxtaposed with untamed viciousness. Instead of the usual concrete floor the ring is surrounded with sand, but there are still steel railings separating the fans from the ring area. And one more thing - Monica is requiring that every superstar who competes tonight must wrestle in a very skimpy bikini.

Thus, some of the wrestlers look very different from their usual ring attire, such as Staci the Ballerina. The first match on the card this afternoon (as the event is taking place during daylight, another first for the UWWL) features the lovely brunette Ballerina taking on the heel jobber Rachel – and Staci is desperate for revenge after Rachel was involved in the hotel room attack on Kris in Puerto Rico. When we last saw The Ballerina she was trounced by Olivia and then hanged with her own tutu on the first night of the tour in Vancouver. Staci is still not 100% after that humiliation but she has been forced into action because good girls are dropping like flies on this tour - four babyfaces have already been hospitalized thus far, and Rachel was originally supposed to take on one of the Hooters Girls tonight. Rachel comes out and looks phenomenal in a skimpier version of the brown bikini that she normally wrestles in, and then Channing (who is wearing a flower patterned sundress, sandals, and sunglasses) introduces The Ballerina. My God, she looks stunning in a bikini – instead of her usual ballet outfit the dark haired beauty comes out in one of the skimpiest white bikinis that you’ll ever see.

Once Staci reaches the ring her pretty smile turns to a sneer of derision as she slides under the ring and pounces on an equally angry Rachel. The two brunette beauties roll around clutching each other’s hair to kick off the show in rousing fashion as the fans erupt and waves crash onto the sand in the background. The two vicious rivals beat the Hell out of each other in a fast paced, high octane match. Their tops are both ripped off after about five minutes, much to the delight of the crowd that is already getting drunk on the pina coladas and mojitos being served by incredibly hot waitresses in thong bikinis. Staci’s tits are lovely, but Rachel’s tits are fucking huge – and they make a nice target for the white bikini clad Ballerina who actually starts uncharacteristically biting them at one point as the fans go nuts. Finally, after about 15 minutes of furious combat when both fighters have scratch marks across their bare chests, bruises all over their beaten up yet still gorgeous faces, and ripped out pussy hair as their bottoms have been ripped off as well, Staci tosses a now fully naked Rachel into the ropes and then uses her ballet skills to land a sensational spinning kick to Rachel’s face that knocks her down to the mat. Staci leaps on her, hooks her right leg, and gets the pin for the best victory of her brief career. The naked, sweat-drenched Ballerina has her arm raised in victory while a hurting Rachel wipes blood from her mouth and looks at her with a glare of utter hatred. This has been an awful tour for the heel jobber so far and it really stings to lose to a jobber who is known for having her tutu stuffed up her ass, in her mouth, or in her pussy. Chances are that we haven’t seen the last meeting between these two evenly matched jobbers.

Other highlights from this unique beach show are as follows, including the world championship main event:

-The Naughty Nurse vs. Sakura of the Lotus Flowers. Much like The Ballerina, Eva also cannot wrestle in her usual nurse outfit so she comes out wearing a white bikini with red crosses on her tits, crotch, and ass. The dark haired woman with tan skin looks amazing in her one time only ring attire. Sakura wrestles in a powder blue bikini and the Japanese beauty also looks stunning. As you might imagine The Naughty Nurse continues her undefeated path of destruction by dominating the match (Sakura only gets in a few offensive moves before Eva’s meanness takes over) and putting the sexy Japanese babyface out with a sleeper hold. Eva then strips Sakura nude, takes her by the hair outside of the ring and over to the surf where she dunks her head into the ocean, and then kicks her in the cunt from behind. She then bodyslams Sakura onto the sand and tells nearby fans to “give the bitch a twisted version of CPR” (although they don’t understand what she said because it’s not in Portuguese) while she goes over to get her brutal medical tools. Fans line up to fondle and grope poor Sakura until The Naughty Nurse returns with two battery operated electrodes, a speculum, and the same pap test endocervical brush that she used on the Hooters Girls. Eva electrocutes Sakura with the electrodes, making her body convulse as she was wet from being in the ocean, and then she spreads her cunt open with the speculum and scrapes at her cervix with the coarse brush while fans jerk off onto Sakura’s face, tits, and belly. Sakura should recover from this beating and humiliation by the time the tour reaches Asia (where Monica plans to showcase the only Asian team in the UWWL) but this was a trouncing she will never forget.

-Alana (from The Hellcats) vs. Heidi the Beach Babe (from Angelfire). Monica officially declared the feud between the Angelfire and Hellcat stables over after the bad girls decisively won the cage match at War Games 1, but Monica has been resurrecting the feud lately because she wants to showcase the feud to fans around the world – and the brutal, long-standing feud is particularly popular among Brazilian fans. Heidi and Alana basically just fucking HATE each other. As members of The Beach Babes and The Wrecking Crew they had a vicious tag team war for over a decade, and now they have a chance to get their hands on each other once again. Monica just HAD to put these two together this afternoon because the setting is perfect for a beach babe good girl and a Hawaiian heel to settle their differences.

Heidi is introduced first and the sexy blonde comes out in her usual multi-colored beach ball patterned bikini with her beach ball in hand. As always, when she gets near the ring she holds the beach ball up and then tosses it into the crowd so that the fans can bounce it around during the match. Heidi enters the ring and eagerly watches the large tent that’s serving as a makeshift dressing room. Channing announces the tan skinned, dark haired exotic beauty Alana who emerges to the warmest reception she has ever received (since the Hellcats are popular in Brazil) while wearing a sexy and revealing tiger print bikini.

Heidi is jumping up and down in her corner saying, “Come here, bitch…” over and over again and when Alana slides under the bottom rope with a wry smirk and a thirst for blood Heidi pounces on her and the bell rings to start this highly anticipated fight. The two tigresses roll around the ring catfighting for a while as the increasingly drunken fans go fucking nuts with an animalistic craving for violence. Oh, and do they ever get violence as this proves to be one of the most vicious, epic matches of the entire tour. After a few minutes of back and forth scratching, biting, clawing, hair pulling, and primal screaming Alana manages to back Heidi against a set of ropes and just rock her in the face with a series of hard, HARD punches that make Heidi’s body bounce against the ropes behind her just like her beach ball that has been getting tossed around (until a fan wearing a Hellcats t-shirt pops it with a cigarette lighter). Alana can’t resist reaching out and ripping off Heidi’s skimpy bikini top, bringing forth a roar from the crowd, and then she targets the white girl’s luscious tits with a series of heavy punches – using her nipples as convenient targets while Heidi moans from each blow with her head leaned back. The warm sun glistens on Heidi’s bare tits and the increasingly sweaty bodies of the two combatants. After working on her boobs Alana then slugs the beach babe in her bare belly to double her over, and then smashes her down to the ring with a double fisted axe handle blow to the back of the head. Alana kicks Heidi in the belly to make her roll several feet while clutching her gut and wincing in pain, but then Alana backs into the ropes, leaps into the air… and then misses with an elbow smash.

Heidi starts going to work on Alana’s sore arm after the miss, and the sexy, now topless blonde tries to make this into a wrestling match because she knows that Alana is stronger than her and better in a slugfest. Heidi hip tosses Alana across the ring, goes over and stomps on her a few times, and then stands on her dark hair and grabs her wrists. Everyone knows what’s coming next and the Angelfire fans in the audience cheer when Heidi pulls up on Alana’s wrists to almost rip her hair out of her head as the tan skinned beauty screams. After several painful pulls, Heidi smiles, reaches down, and then returns the favor by yanking Alana’s tiger print bikini top off! The fans shout out their approval as the Hellcat’s tan boobs are revealed. Heidi then scoops her up by the hair, as Alana’s scalp is burning from the hair pulls, and then she gives her a vertical suplex to splatter her back into the mat.

The fight goes back and forth like this for the next 25 minutes, and the mesmerized fans hang onto every vicious move. By this point both wrestlers are exhausted and drenched with sweat, and Alana has succeeded in turning the tide to her favor again as she has Heidi backed against the ropes and is hammering her in the head. Alana busts Heidi open above the left eye, targets the cut with more punches to open her up further, and then Alana leans in and actually BITES Heidi on the forehead as the blonde beach girl screams! After one more punch and then a swift kick to the pussy, Alana backs up, runs toward Heidi, and then CLOTHESLINES her over the top rope and down to the sand around the ring. Alana slithers out to the sand to capitalize, and she slams Heidi’s face into the ring apron. Alana grabs Heidi by the hair, takes her over to the steel railing by the ravenous fans, and tries to smash Heidi’s pretty, bloody face into the railing but the good girl blocks the attempt, elbows Alana in the left tit, and then smashes Alana’s face into the railing instead! Heidi then backs up, runs toward Alana, and clubs her in the back of the head to flip her over the railing and into the crowd! Heidi climbs over the railing with a frightening sneer of hatred on her face, as her mind is racing with all of the terrible things that this Hawaiian bitch has done to her over the years, and then with a guttural scream she pounces on her foe and the two of them viciously exchange furious attacks right in the midst of the crowd!

Their bodies are covered with sand as they fight with pure emotion and hatred like rabid dogs, until Alana takes a drink out of a fan’s hand and tosses it into Heidi’s face! As Heidi is stunned Alana kicks her hard in the cunt, dropping her to her knees, and then she grabs a beer bottle from another fan and SMASHES it across Heidi’s back to make her drop face first into the sand! Alana rubs Heidi’s face into the sand for some humiliation, and then she pulls her up by the hair and leads her back toward the railing while allowing fans to grope the blonde beach babe and grab her tits. Alana hurls Heidi over the railing and then climbs over herself to dish out more punishment, but as Alana is slowly approaching Heidi with both hands clasped over her head for an axe handle blow a desperate Heidi gives her a drop toe hold… causing Alana’s face to smash hard into the ring apron! The furious good girl lifts up Alana by the hair, punches her several times in the kidney, and then rolls her topless, sand covered body into the ring. Heidi stands on the ring apron waiting for Alana to struggle up to her feet, and then she drives her shoulder between the top two ropes to hammer Alana in the gut and double the bad girl over before leaping over the top rope in an arc to complete a sunset flip! Heidi pulls Alana by the legs, slams the back of her head into the mat, and presses her ankles across the Hellcat’s shoulders as the referee counts one… … two… … THREE!!! …Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Angelfire fans yell out with elation and pissed off Hellcat fans yell out in anger as Heidi stands up and has her right arm raised while Alana squirms on the mat holding the back of her head with her eyes closed. Heidi looks amazing standing there in triumph with her bare tits covered in sweat and sand. Her sand and blood covered face has a look of grim, satisfied determination after one of the biggest victories of her career.

Heidi’s partners Becky and Jackie know to expect an ambush from the Hellcats so they immediately run out from the back in bathing suits, and Becky has her usual two by four with her. They enter the ring and celebrate with Heidi while Mindy, Jessica, and Alana’s best friend Trisha stand at the entrance of the aisle with their arms folded. The two stables have a stare down across the aisle but security guards ensure that there is no after the bell melee this time.

-Main Event: She-Devil (champion) vs. Marika (challenger) for the UWWL world title. Good girls have been dropping like flies on this tour so far, and after the laughable destruction of Carolina in front of her friends and family in San Juan Monica decides to have She-Devil defend her belt against one of the top babyfaces in the league. Marika’s career started by defeating her arch nemesis Nah-Ree (who now wrestles in Korea and will be a guest at the Seoul show along with her tag team partner Doyoun) and she has gone on to have a successful career – although she has never captured championship gold. She is obviously a huge underdog, but she would love to pull off the upset tonight and take advantage of this beautiful setting that fits the exotic beauty perfectly.

The long slightly curly dark haired Marika makes her way to the ring in a gorgeous yellow bikini, with her big boobs almost bursting out of the top. The world champion is then introduced and the fans are looking forward to seeing her with less clothing than usual. The fans are not disappointed as the stunningly beautiful (yet viciously mean) Jennifer Sanderson emerges in a red bikini with her dreaded pitchfork and the gold world championship belt around her waist, which glistens in the sun. As an interesting twist on her usual ring entrance She-Devil has two muscular male fire eaters with her, who spin their flaming sticks to awe the crowd as they accompany the champ down the aisle. She-Devil gets up onto the ring apron, one of the fire eaters hands his flaming stick to her, and then after she takes a big gulp of high proof coconut rum she uses the flaming stick to spew an enormous fireball over the ring – making Marika back up as far as she can as the fans go nuts.

The bell rings. Marika really has her work cut out for her and she takes massive punishment, but this is the biggest match of her career and she keeps valiantly coming back. At one point Marika has Jennifer trapped in a corner after ducking under a clothesline and dropkicking her in there, and she is pounding away on She-Devil’s big tits with uppercut after uppercut to her red bikini top… until she knocks her top loose to give the fans a rare glimpse of Jennifer’s boobs! A crescendo of noise rises up from the crowd as soon as this happens. Marika pulls She-Devil’s top away and goes after her bare tits, but Jennifer is absolutely furious and she just stands there taking the punishment with a flabbergasted look of anger on her face. Marika made a big mistake by pissing off the now bare chested world champion, who blocks Marika’s next punch and then unceremoniously head butts Marika into next week – knocking her out of the corner.

From this point on She-Devil is like a freight train fueled by anger and Marika pays the price. A bodyslam, a pump handle slam, a huge clothesline, a massive power bomb, and then a big bare foot to the face off of the ropes has Marika laying on the mat with her eyes closed and her head slowly lolling from side to side. She-Devil rips off Marika’s bikini top and then pulls down her yellow bottoms to make the dark haired beauty completely nude, and then she methodically mauls both her tits and her cunt. Jennifer rips out Marika’s neat tuft of dark bush hair and then stuffs it into her mouth, and then she picks her up by the hair, puts her hand around her throat, lifts her up, and splatters her into the mat with a choke slam. She-Devil then finishes off the good girl by propping her bare feet up on the second rope and Hellspiking her head into the mat. 1, 2, and then 3.

She-Devil wants to hate fuck the loser with her pitchfork in style. The victorious world champion grabs a barely conscious Marika by the hair, tosses her out to the sand, and then tosses her over the railing toward the surf after retrieving her diabolical torture device. She then leads Marika across the sand by the hair on all fours right over to the ocean, picks her up in a pile driver position, and then repeatedly dunks Marika’s head into the water – leaving her head under for quite some time before pulling her out, making her gasp and choke from being under water. She-Devil then tosses Marika onto the beach and fucks her wet body with the electrified pitchfork before rolling her over and torturing her in the ass and pussy with a double dip that ends the afternoon and early evening of brutality. A sobbing Marika is carried from the beach on a stretcher as the sun starts to set on the horizon. All in all, Monica considers tonight’s show a resounding success and the South American fans (as some people came to this show from as far away as Argentina or Chile) had a great time. The UWWL wrestlers who can still stand then party the night away.

Show #7: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

When Erica chose a mud match as her stipulation after her big win in Mexico City, Monica pretty much knew that all of the matches in Rio tonight had to take place in mud. Thus, she decided to put together a very special card featuring matches between feuding rivals who utterly detest each other. Also, Monica is putting into place a very strict “no outside interference” policy for this show – the rivals on this card must settle their differences on their own, and after the bell nobody will be allowed to join in on the punishment… or come for a rescue. The wrestlers will be completely on their own, and the losers will be completely at the mercy of their enemies.

The venue tonight is a large yet crowded and cramped, hot, smoky, dimly lit, and very loud club that harkens back to the primal early days of the Underground Women’s Wrestling League when there were no fancy lights or pyrotechnics – just two beautiful women in a ring beating the Hell out of each other in front of a rabid crowd.

The combat area tonight is a mud pit that’s about the size of a typical UWWL ring with mud that’s about ten inches deep. In lieu of the ropes around a traditional ring a UWWL mud ring is surrounded by actual ropes and there are wooden rather than steel ring posts. Wrestlers can still leap off of the ropes, but it’s a little more difficult and a little more precarious. For a mud match the referee counts with her fingers in mid air rather than by slapping the mat like in a traditional match. Channing, the sexy blonde UWWL ring announcer who is also Monica’s best friend, is wearing a salmon colored bikini tonight since she will have to wade into the mud throughout the evening – and the fans like what they see. As always there are a few referees in black and white striped bikinis who will alternate from match to match, including a very hot Latina with a luscious body. Finally, there is a hosing station near the ring where the wrestlers can have the mud hosed off of their bodies.

The highlights from this evening of punishment are as follows:

-Kris vs. Tara; the loser becomes the winner’s servant at the London show in a humiliating outfit of the winner’s choosing. If you have been following the UWWL for a while then you know all about this legendary feud, but here is the background in case you’re new to the league. Tara is a dark haired, brown eyed heel jobber. Kris is a stunningly gorgeous woman from California with long blonde hair who Monica hired purely for looks, but her wrestling skills have improved dramatically over the years (although she is still a jobber). Monica initially decided to put them in the ring against each other because they were both mired in long losing streaks to start their careers, and Tara ended up winning the match and subsequently torturing and humiliating Kris after the bell. The two have wrestled countless times since then with Kris being desperate for revenge but Tara has traditionally dominated the feud. One time Kris actually won the match by disqualification but a furious Tara bound Kris in a corner, snagged a harsh clamp to her clitoris with a long, thin chain extending from it, and literally tried to pull her clit off until poor Kris passed out in agony. However, their most recent meeting was a steel cage match at Playboy Bunny Beatdown and Kris scored the biggest victory of her career when she pinned Tara after knocking her out with The Snakebite (a double flying chop to the face).

Channing wades into the mud for the first time with her microphone with a hesitant, disgusted look on her face like a child who is reluctant to get into a cold swimming pool. After adjusting to the mud she says, “We have a great night of mud matches in store for you tonight. Are you ready, Rio?” Channing pauses as the fans cheer – many of them are already drunk from drinking before the show. The pretty blonde rich girl continues, “Most of the matches on tonight’s card are grudge matches between women who have detested each other for years, and the first match is no exception. Since these two combatants hate each other so much they requested that the stakes be very high. Thus, the loser of this fight will have to act as a servant for the winner during the next show on the tour while wearing a humiliating outfit chosen by the winner.” She then introduces Tara, who comes through the curtain and walks toward the ring in a skimpy red and black bikini. Next, Channing introduces the very popular Kris who comes out to her theme music while the Brazilian fans cheer wildly upon seeing the stunning beauty in person for the first time. As always Kris is wearing her snakeskin bikini but tonight she doesn’t have her tights, boots, or knee pads. Kris takes a few moments to wave and blow kisses to the fans, but when she locks eyes on Tara she charges the mud pit as Tara stands in the muck saying, “Right here, bitch… right here!” in anticipation. Kris is more desperate to get at Tara than ever after the hotel room attack in San Juan and after Tara faked an injury to screw Kris and Robyn at CuntClash 3. Kris dives through the ropes to tackle Tara and the two beauties splatter into the mud as a roar comes up from the crowd and the bell rings. The night of brutality has officially begun.

The two long-time rivals rolls around in the mud clutching each other’s hair as their gorgeous bodies slip and slide against one another. They end up on their knees punching and clawing at each other while screaming with anger. The sound from the bloodthirsty crowd is deafening. Their tops stay on for all of about three minutes as they rip each other’s off at almost the same time and then target each other’s muddy boobs with vicious attacks.

This turns out to be one of the most epic fights in their long rivalry, and after about 20 minutes the two sexy jobbers are utterly exhausted from the ferocious pace of the fight as they writhe in the mud pounding on each other slowly but with increasing desperation and hatred – with years of bad blood behind each blow. However, the stronger Tara has been gradually wearing Kris down during the match and she gets the upper hand by shoving Kris into the mud on her back, pushing her own legs up in the air, and then DRIVING her knee hard into Kris’s cunt as the blonde beauty howls out from the cruel blow. Tara gives Kris a few more satisfying knee shots to the crotch, and then the dark haired bad girl grabs her opponent’s bikini bottoms and slides them down her legs to make Kris completely naked in front of a large crowd full of horny spectators. Camera flashes go off everywhere. From this moment on, Tara goes on to just fucking SLAUGHTER poor Kris in this match – rag dolling her in that mud pit until Kris is beaten black and blue with swollen tits and a cunt mauled so bad that she may not be able to fuck her husband even after the tour is over. Tara also dishes out as much humiliation as she possibly can – the bad girl likes to take advantage of having Kris helpless and at her mercy. Before finishing off the sexy blonde, Tara grabs her by the mud soaked hair and drags her over to a camera man, who is bravely standing right outside the mud pit (getting splattered the entire match) and recording the fight so that it can be streamed live over the Internet. Tara holds a beaten up, barely recognizable Kris up by the hair with her right hand and tells him to zoom in on the two of them, and then Tara (who knows that Kris’s husband must be watching this match at home, and she’s correct) says, “This message is for Kris’s husband. That’s right, I’m talking to YOU, asshole. This rag dolled bitch in my right hand is proof that you married a pathetic, fucking LOSER. I am, and have always been, the better woman.” While gazing right into the camera with a sardonic smirk Tara then scrapes her left fingernails right across Kris’s pretty face as the beaten beauty screams. The bad girl has always been jealous of Kris’s beauty (which is one of the reasons why she hates her) so it’s very satisfying to leave bloody claw marks across her face. Tara then drags Kris by the hair into the center of the ring, puts her head face down in front of her legs, leaps up, and then SPLATTERS Kris’s face into the mud to complete Tara’s finishing move. The bad girl rolls her naked rival over and covers her as the referee counts to 1… then 2… and then Tara PULLS Kris out of the mud by the hair to break the count. Tara wants to enjoy this to the fullest. At Kris’s modest home in the UWWL’s home city, her extremely worried husband gets so mad at this humiliation that he actually smashes the screen of his computer. His beloved wife has cried herself to sleep in his arms countless times because of sadistic things that this bitch has done to her… and now this. He feels sick to his stomach.

Back in the mud pit an entire hemisphere away, Tara presses Kris into the mud, and then says, “Everyone talks about how beautiful you are… but I have the better tits, bitch!” Tara then takes her own, luscious, mud covered boobs and presses them right onto Kris’s face to smother the blonde bitch out. Kris’s legs and arms slosh in the mud and she tries to slither out from under Tara, but she is just too beaten up and exhausted at this point of the fight. Kris’s struggling gradually subsides until she slips off into la la land and lies motionless in the mud. Tara continues to press her tits against Kris’s face with a smirk as the referee lifts Kris’s left arm and lets it fall limply back into the mud three consecutive times, and then says, “She’s OUT!” and calls for the bell. Tara laughs as the bell rings.

Kris just got her fucking ASS kicked by her hated rival in front of a huge, ravenous crowd – while her husband watched the destruction unfold.

Channing wades into the mud pit with her microphone as Tara stands up, presses her right foot onto Kris’s boobs, and then has her arm lifted in victory by the referee. Channing makes the official word, “Here is your winner… TARA! Now, Kris will have to act as Tara’s servant for the entire night during our next show in London, and before then Tara will notify Monica of the humiliating outfit that Kris will be forced to wear.” Channing leaves the ring, but Tara isn’t finished with her rival just yet. She grabs her by the long, blonde, mud filled hair and drags her over to the farthest corner. Tara then dumps Kris into the corner so that her legs are draped over the second ropes, and Tara binds Kris’s wrists behind her with her muddy snakeskin bikini top. Tara then takes out a long, thin chain that she left on the timekeeper’s table – and the chain splits into three chains at the end, each with a harsh clamp. Tara takes two of the clamps and hooks them to each of Kris’s nipples (bringing forth a yelp each time) and then SNAGS the third one onto Kris’s clitoris, bringing her back to consciousness from the pain. Tara goes back and holds the chain like she’s getting ready to play tug of war, and Kris realizes her predicament. The beautiful, beaten good girl says, “Oh no… … oh NO… not this again! FUCK!” And then Tara cruelly YANKS back on the chain to stretch out Kris’s nipples and clit. Tara backs up in the mud pit as far as she can and pulls really, really hard while Kris screams from having her sweet spots almost yanked off. Tara pulls, and pulls, and pulls until Kris passes out in total agony, and then Tara unties Kris from her binds, pulls her out of the corner, pulls her out of the mud ring with the chain, and drags her over to the hosing station – using the chain to drag Kris across the floor by the nipples and clit while leaving a trail of mud behind her. The two fighters get hosed off, and then Tara drags a screaming, agonized Kris back to the dressing room to have some more fun with her.

-Susan (from The United Nations) vs. Karen (from The Stingers). Brunette Susan (who wrestles in a red, white, & blue American flag outfit) and blonde Karen have hated each other for a long time and have had some brutal matches that got out of hand very quickly because of their intense hatred. Karen is tough and hurts Susan with some rough moves early in tonight’s fight, but Susan turns the tide and goes on to destroy Karen in one of the best performances of her career. The match ends when Susan slams Karen into the mud pit, ascends the ropes with her back facing Karen, and then does a backflip off the ropes to land a sensational moonsault that makes mud splatter everywhere – even on fans in the first few rows. Susan pins her arch enemy and then rolls her over and stuffs her mud soaked yellow and black bikini bottoms up her ass before standing up with her foot on Karen’s ass with her arm raised in victory and mud dripping from her glorious body.

-Heidi the Beach Babe (from Angelfire) vs. Mindy (from The Hellcats). These two rivals have utterly loathed each other for years. Heidi defeated Mindy in a steel cage match at War Games 4 but it didn’t feel like a victory because after the bell Heidi and her Beach Babe tag team partner Alyssa were locked in the cage with all four Hellcats to get the beating, and humiliation, of their lives. The devastating 4 on 2 beatdown culminated in Heidi’s best friend Alyssa, an utterly gorgeous former fashion model, having her head shaved completely bald. Needless to say, Heidi wants revenge for that incident by defeating the evil woman who ruined her best friend’s life in the mud pit here tonight. However, it will be an uphill battle for the blonde beach beauty because she is still sore from the vicious fight against Alana only two days ago in Sao Paulo. Heidi is pissed off at Monica for putting her in the ring again so quickly, but Monica’s rationale is that Heidi is the only singles wrestler from Angelfire and the Angelfire/Hellcats feud is extremely popular in Brazil. Mindy, on the other hand, absolutely loves beating up pretty blonde sluts and would love nothing more than to humiliate the best friend of her arch rival.

After Karen struggles back to the dressing room following her devastating loss to Susan, fans return to their seats with alcohol and get ready for violence as this is one of the most anticipated fights of the night (and possibly of the entire tour). Channing introduces the short, gorgeous redhead Mindy, who emerges from the curtain to arguably the warmest reception she has ever received (albeit still mostly boos). As expected she is wearing a revealing cheetah print bikini. The dangerous redhead makes her way to the ring, wades into the mud, and faces the entrance curtain while wringing her hands in anticipation. She made sure that her fingernails are nice and sharp for tonight’s grudge match. Next, the Beach Babe theme music plays and Channing introduces the gorgeous blonde Heidi, who comes out through the curtain holding a beach ball and wearing a beach ball-colored bikini similar to what she wore in Sao Paulo. Heidi is very sore from taking punishment from Alana the other day (although she does her best to hide it), and she has a small bandage above her left eye as a souvenir from that hard fought victory. Heidi tosses her beach ball into the crowd, waves, smiles, blows kisses to the crowd, and then proceeds toward the ring with a look of determination on her pretty face. Mindy just stands in the ring with a smirk, anxious to get her hands on this good girl slut.

Heidi enters the ring, wades into the mud, and sends an icy, hate filled glare across the ring that is happily returned. The bell rings, the fans start screaming for blood, and the two longtime enemies start to circle each other in the mud. Heidi is cautious because of her soreness, and the very perceptive Mindy picks up on this. The redhead is the first to strike – lunging at Heidi and then hip tossing her into the mud as she lands with a splatter. Mindy leaps on her, and then the hatred of the two beauties manifests itself in full force. They slosh around in the mud exchanging blows, tearing at each other’s hair, and ripping at each other’s bikinis. Mindy manages to scratch Heidi’s bandage off and then she goes after the cut on her forehead, but Heidi was expecting this so she claws off Mindy’s mud covered cheetah print bikini top and then mauls her tits. However, Mindy is probably the best pure catfighter in the entire UWWL so she eventually takes the upper hand with a dirty blow to the cunt, rips Heidi’s bikini top off, and then hammers her into the mud with a sadistic look of hatred on her face. Heidi gets in a few licks over the next several minutes, but her fatigue from the match with Alana becomes more and more evident and Mindy takes advantage of that to eventually just fucking SLAUGHTER the beach babe in that mud pit. And I mean Mindy is fucking MERCILESS.

After about 15 minutes of ferocious combat, with Mindy having the advantage about 75% of the time, Heidi is too beaten up to resist and Mindy can do whatever the fuck she wants to her, and being helpless in a match against Mindy is NOT good. Mindy snakes Heidi’s bikini bottoms down her muddy legs and then takes them off of her to strip her naked, before straddling Heidi and spreading her legs with her knees. Mindy throttles the blonde good girl in the bare cunt several times with her right knee, bringing forth satisfying yelps of pain with each blow, before mounting her right knee onto Heidi’s womanhood and just GRINDING it into her pussy as Heidi writhes in agony with her limbs sloshing through the mud. After performing a series of slams and throws including a well-executed snap mare, Mindy decides that it’s time for some serious fucking PAIN. She pulls a groggy, battered Heidi up to a sitting position with her legs spread before her, and Mindy gets behind Heidi and then wraps her legs around her like a boa constrictor so that it looks like Heidi is almost sitting on Mindy’s lap. Mindy gives one of her trademark diabolical laughs before clamping her sharp left talons into Heidi’s left boob from behind while slowly running her right hand down Heidi’s naked, mud drenched body… and then CLAWING at Heidi’s pussy. Heidi’s body starts to quiver and she moans out as Mindy is mauling her left tit and her pussy at the same time with her sharp fingernails. While scratching away at Heidi’s sweet spots, Mindy laughs again and then leans in next to Heidi’s right ear and starts to taunt her and pour on the psychological and verbal abuse by saying things like, “Does this feel good, bitch? Does it tickle? Awwww… your tits and pussy must be so sore. Poor baby!”

After several minutes of brutal mauling, when Heidi is a bawling mess from having her sweet spots scratched to smithereens, Mindy stands up, drags Heidi by the hair into the center of the ring, and then uses her left hand to lean Heidi’s head back so that she’s facing the lights on the ceiling. Mindy shouts out, so that the cameras pick it up, “You’re just as pathetic as that slut Alyssa, beach BITCH!” and then she bares her right hand into a claw and, with a demonic look on her face, she SCRATCHES her nails into Heidi’s face as the blonde babyface shrieks! Mindy screams out with anger as she rakes her nails across Heidi’s mud and tear stained face as HARD as she fucking can – just scratching the Hell out of her and leaving bloody streaks across her pretty face. Mindy scratches up Heidi’s screaming face until she leaps up into the air and NAILS an elbow into Heidi’s kisser to knock her into the mud. Next, Mindy reaches down and rips out some of Heidi’s muddy blonde bush and then stuffs it into her mouth. Mindy then goes over to Heidi’s legs, gives another diabolical laugh, and then puts Heidi into the excruciating figure four leglock right in the middle of the mud pit! Oh how humiliating – Mindy used her finishing move to put the exclamation point on ending Alyssa’s wrestling career, and now she’s going to finish off Alyssa’s partner and best friend with the same move to destroy both Beach Babes. Heidi has been beaten senseless in this match and she is a bloody, crying, agonized mess so she eventually lets out a muffled moan and collapses back into the mud with a subtle “squish” as the referee starts to count because her shoulders are down. One… … two… … THREE. Mindy laughs as the bell rings, but like the bad girl she is she leaves the figure four leglock on for another 30 seconds or so while a barely conscious Heidi subtly writhes in the mud in agony. Mindy then releases the hold and says, “Fucking bimbo” before stomping Heidi in the cunt and standing up. Angelfire fans are booing like crazy and throwing trash at the ring while Hellcat fans are going insane and taking pictures of Mindy standing with her foot on Heidi’s body and her arm raised in triumph as mud drips from her gorgeous, topless body. It almost seems like a riot is about to break out in the crowd because there is so much tension between the Hellcat and Angelfire fans.

Mindy retrieves Heidi’s bikini top, wraps it around her throat, and then starts to lead her out of the mud ring, over to the hosing station, and down the aisle toward the curtain like a dog as a submissive Heidi follows on all fours with her own bikini top being used as a leash. Mindy leads Heidi through the curtain, and little do the fans know but Mindy actually takes the beaten beach babe back to the Hellcats’ suite at the hotel where the UWWL is stationed. The Hellcats are throwing a party in their suite for members of the South American Hellcat fan club, and poor Heidi will be the guest of honor. In the venue the mud matches continue with the Lauren vs. Jenna fight, but the following is an account of what Heidi goes through at the Hellcat fan club party.

The four members of the Hellcat stable carry Heidi into their hotel suite in a sack and then dump her onto the floor. The Hellcat fans show up at the suite, and poor Heidi gets used as a prop in a series of sadistic party games. For example, at one point Jessica spins a spinner kind of like in Twister, except the spinner lists different body parts, and wherever the spinner lands then the fans and the other three Hellcats can fuck, torture, or cum on that particular body part. The party games conclude with the Hellcats strapping on their cheetah print dildos and then sandwich fucking Heidi in the middle of the hotel room while the fans cheer and take pictures. Then Heidi has an “o” gag put into her mouth and is taken over to a lounge chair in the corner of the room where she has her legs draped over each side while her hands are bound behind her back and her head is leaned back so that she is facing the ceiling. There are buckets with bottles of chilled champagne to either side of the chair. The fans at the party then line up and they use poor Heidi as a living blow up doll for the rest of the night. A steady line of men fucks her cunt raw with creampie after creampie until cum is oozing out of her scratched up cunt, but the fans just keep slamming their dicks in for more while other fans jerk off onto Heidi’s creamy tits. Meanwhile, others stand around her face and shoot come into her open mouth like a sadistic game of tidily winks until Heidi’s face is completely drenched in a thick layer of semen and her mouth is overflowing with come. And through it all Mindy, Jessica, Alana, and Trisha are enjoying themselves immensely, laughing and taking pictures for the Hellcat web site.

This goes on for hours until a come drenched Heidi gets hogtied and put onto a room service cart with a cheetah print dildo shoved up her ass and another in her pussy. The four members of the Hellcats autograph her body and then she gets wheeled over to Becky and Jackie’s hotel room.

-Lauren (from The Superpowers) vs. Jenna (from The Inferno). Back to the present, the next mud fight in the cramped, hot, smoky club is a rematch of the main event at Stripper Pole Showdown between the two former strip club rivals who loathe each other. Lauren and Jenna had a conflict over the man who eventually became Lauren’s husband, and to get revenge for Lauren winning his affections Jenna jumped her at the strip club one night and scraped her tits across broken glass. Lauren got revenge for that incident in the stripper pole cage match when she defeated Jenna and then stapled her huge, fake tits with a staple gun. Most recently, however, Jenna and Amy both fucked Lauren’s husband in Hell while Lauren was bound and gagged beneath the bed – and Lauren has been burning with a desire to get revenge on them ever since. Tonight the long straight dirty blonde haired Lauren wrestles in a sky blue bikini whereas the dark haired slutty faked titted Jenna wrestles in a purple bikini.

Lauren is very comfortable in mud matches because one of her best victories over Amy took place in a mud pit – a match in which Lauren twisted Amy’s clit until she passed out in torment. The more experienced Lauren takes over early in the fight and pummels Jenna until she has a blackened left eye, but the tide turns when the dark haired bad girl pounds off Lauren’s muddy bikini top and then goes crazy upon seeing the scars on Lauren’s tits – especially the recent scars from the barbed wire and spiked, electrified tit vise used on her in Hell. Jenna goes wild on Lauren’s tits, making mud fly off of them as they get bruised up, and then she hammers her down into the mud, laughs diabolically, and then starts to D R A G Lauren around the mud ring by the tits while the good girl screams and the fans go crazy. Camera flashes go off everywhere during Lauren’s painful drag through the mud – seeing Lauren take tit abuse in person is like a dream come true.

After four full, screaming trips around the mud ring, Jenna says, “You’re gonna LOVE this, sweetie” and then she wraps her legs around Lauren’s tits and starts to CRUSH them between her legs in a scissor hold while pulling Lauren’s mud filled hair as well. Lauren howls out in agony and desperately tries to break free by clawing at Jenna’s legs, but the bad girl keeps on squeezing despite Lauren drawing blood on her legs with her fingernails. The hurting babyface then gets an idea – she works her hand between Jenna’s legs and manages to reach her crotch. Lauren then finds Jenna’s clit, saying, “There it is”, and then she starts to pinch away at it. Jenna’s face turns ashen and she yells out in pain, allowing Lauren to slither out of the scissor hold and then leap on Jenna with a wild look in her eyes. Lauren just flails away on the bad girl while screaming like a madwoman, and then she picks Jenna up by the hair and dropkicks her into the nearest corner. Lauren then runs in and returns the favor by tearing off Jenna’s bikini top to reveal her huge, fake tits and then Lauren goes to town on them with blow after vicious blow. Lauren just pummels Jenna in that corner, and then tosses her out of the corner by the hair. For the rest of the fight Lauren is in complete control and she just totally DESTROYS the dark haired former stripper over the course of several minutes. Lauren finishes the bitch off by mockingly imitating Amy’s finishing move – Lauren leaps off the top rope and splashes down onto Jenna’s belly as mud splatters all the way into the third row and the fans react. Lauren presses Jenna into the mud, hooks her leg, and gets the academic pin.

After the three count, Lauren pays her rival back for earlier by dragging her around the muddy ring by the tits as Jenna shrieks. The dirty blonde haired beauty then pulls off Jenna’s purple bikini bottoms and then mauls her cunt until she has tears running down her cheeks. Lauren then tosses Jenna’s mud drenched body out to the concrete floor, wraps her bikini top around her throat, and then walks her around like a dog right through the fans (leaving a trail of dripping mud behind both of them) until they reach the hosing station, where the two sexy warriors have the mud hosed off of their bodies. Lauren then binds a dripping wet Jenna to a pole by tying her wrists behind the pole with her bikini top. Next, a sneering Lauren methodically takes Jenna apart by blasting her in the face until she’s a bloody mess, and then the angry good girl picks up a steel chair and BLASTS the chair into Jenna’s left tit… until Lauren POPS Jenna’s left implant for the third time. Lauren says, “There, I burst it” while Jenna screams out at the top of her lungs – she can’t believe that this has happened to her AGAIN. Now Lauren assumes that Amy is at home watching this fight being streamed live over the Internet, so Lauren tells a camera man to come over and get a close up of Lauren taking Jenna’s blood and writing “FUCK YOU AMY” across Jenna’s chest in her own blood. Lauren then proudly stands next to Jenna like a fisherman with a prize catch while the camera gets a slow pan of Lauren’s victory pose and the battered body of her annihilated opponent. Lauren assumed correctly as Amy is indeed watching this match on her computer at home, and she fumes with anger as she watches her bitter rival humiliate her friend and protégé.

-Becky & Jackie (champions) vs. The Cowgirls (challengers) for the UWWL world tag team championship. It was previously mentioned that The Cowgirls chose this night to finally cash in the money in the bank championship contract that they won when The Inferno defeated The Superpowers at War Games 4 (thanks to Lauren screaming out a surrender after Amy almost pulled her pussy lips off) because the brawling country gals have a huge advantage in a mud fight. The tag team champions last defended their titles in Mexico City against the African-American former champions Thunder & Lightning (who wrestle in purple and yellow spandex outfits with black knee pads). Thunder had Jackie trapped in the wrong side of town and pummeled her black and blue after stripping her down to just her pantyhose, and then she tagged in the smaller yet more agile Lightning who immediately ascended to the top turnbuckle. Lighting attempted a frog splash off the top rope but Jackie rolled out of the way and struggled over to barely tag in Becky, who came into the ring as the crowd roared. Becky annihilated Lightning and then finished her off with a DDT to successfully defend the tag team titles yet again. After this devastating loss the two beautiful Black girls decided to take a hiatus from tag team action to focus on singles competition.

As the champions Becky & Jackie get to decide whether they make their ring entrance first or second, and they choose to come out to the mud pit first so that they can get acclimated to the combat environment. Members of Angelfire have traditionally not fared well in mud matches (including the ass kicking that Heidi received tonight), which is one of the reasons why The Cowgirls chose to cash in their title shot for this evening – the worst defeat of Becky’s career, in fact, was when she was dominated and humiliated by her arch rival Jessica in a mud match several years ago. Channing introduces the legendary tag team champions, and they emerge through the curtain to a throng of cheers (in addition to scattered boos from Hellcat and Inferno fans) as their theme song plays. The sexy, large breasted Goth-like brunette Becky is wearing a navy blue bikini with the gold world tag team championship belt around her waist, whereas the light brown slightly curly haired Jackie is wearing a neon green bikini. However, the color of their attire doesn’t matter much after they hand the belts to Channing and then wade into the mud – covering their bodies with it so that they’re used to it. Channing then introduces The Cowgirls, who come out through the curtain to their country theme music wearing nothing but cowboy hats and black bikinis in preparation for the mud fight. The country girls have jaw-droppingly sexy bodies, and they look very different without their usual Daisy Duke shorts and cowboy boots. And of course they are carrying their dreaded branding irons with them, in addition to a pair of lassos.

After brunette Emily and blonde Joanne lay their gear on the time keeper’s table and take their cowboy hats off, the two bikini clad bad girls make their way into the mud ring and stand facing the tag team champions with their arms folded and a look of utter disdain on their faces while the referee explains the rules of a tornado style match, as the good girls send icy glances of animosity right back at them across the mud pit. Tension has been building between these two teams for a while now, ultimately leading to this showdown here tonight with championship gold on the line. In case you’re unfamiliar with a tornado tag team match, it is two against two in the ring at the same time with no tagging. The bell rings.

Becky squares off against Joanne while Jackie and Emily face off with each other – slowly, cautiously, feeling each other out like tigers waiting for the right moment to pounce as they slosh through the mud. The Cowgirls eventually lose their patience and both pounce at the same time, but the veteran champs were waiting for this so they roll them over and each get the upper hand in their own skirmishes as they roll both Cowgirls under them and grab their hair while pummeling them. The fans stand up and scream as the combat commences because this is the most anticipated UWWL tag team battle in a long time. The four beautiful women roll around in the mud and the ring becomes a cauldron of screaming, writhing aggression and intensifying hatred as mud splatters everywhere and the drunk fans yell wildly with a hazy cloud of cigarette smoke permeating the steamy atmosphere. After several minutes of primal violence the legendary Becky gets the upper hand on Joanne by putting her in a headlock and hammering her in the skull while Joanne squirms in the mud. On the other side of the ring the high flying southern belle Jackie is at a disadvantage because her wrestling style is stifled in a mud pit and the stronger, tougher Emily starts to punish her severely. Emily RIPS Jackie’s muddy green bikini top off as the fans roar and then she immediately goes after her boobs with a barrage of punches – eventually backing her into a corner. Emily kicks Jackie in the cunt, slugs her in the tummy, and then picks her up and dumps her across the ropes in the corner with her belly facing the ceiling. Uh oh – Jackie is in trouble. The Cowgirls studied film of Angelfire and they know that Jackie’s tummy is her weak spot after taking years of punishment from their arch rivals The Wrecking Crew, and the Hellcat team just loved inflicting this particular punishment on Jackie. Emily jumps up into the air and SLAMS her clasped fists into Jackie’s muddy belly as the good girl moans from the blow, and then Emily does it again… and again… and again…

Meanwhile, Becky is pretty much just kicking Joanne’s ass and she nails the blonde country gal with a huge clothesline and then goes for a cover but the hurting Inferno member kicks out at two. Back to the corner, Jackie has been beaten senseless with repeated belly blows. Emily decides to slide Jackie’s mud drenched bikini bottoms off of her to make her completely naked, and then she mauls her muff by scratching her bare vagina and pinching and stretching her clit as Jackie just quivers and moans while her naked body is draped across the corner. When Emily is satisfied that the good girl is sufficiently out of it she actually shoves her body and DUMPS her down to the concrete floor outside of the mud pit – making her nude body roll across the floor leaving a trail of mud across the concrete. Becky is across the ring pounding on Joanne in the opposite corner, but she doesn’t notice when Emily turns around and gives her a running kick to the pussy from behind. Becky’s gorgeous face turns ashen with a look of utter shock as she grabs her crotch and then drops down to her knees in the mud.

Emily pulls Becky up by her hair from behind and then traps her arms behind her back. A dazed, pissed off Joanne comes out of the corner and cracks a smile across her bruised up, muddy face before raising her fists and HAMMERING Becky in the belly and boobs and then slugging her in the cunt with a huge uppercut that makes the tag champ cry out in pain. Joanne then reaches out, grabs Becky’s bikini bottoms, and then slides then down her legs to expose her pussy. Joanne then backs into the corner, glides through the mud to get a running start, and then WAILS Becky in the cunt with a huge kick that makes the good girl’s entire body shudder with her eyes closed and her mouth open in an expression of agony on her beautiful, mud covered face. Next, Joanne reaches out and tears off Becky’s muddy top to reveal her huge boobs and make her naked in front of a packed house of spectators, who cheer wildly at seeing one of the best pairs of tits in the UWWL. Joanne then goes crazy on Becky’s tits – unleashing a barrage of boob shots that leaves visible bruises and makes mud fly while the sexy Goth girl moans from each blow.

On the floor outside the ring, topless and battered Jackie has recovered from having her belly blasted and she is valiantly crawling back into the mud ring to help her partner, who is being beaten senseless with a double team right now. The crowd is divided almost 50/50, and the good girl fans see Jackie crawling back into the ring and they cheer her on. Jackie runs up and clotheslines Emily from behind to free Becky, who just limply collapses into the mud and lands with a squishing sound. The beautiful light brown haired southern belle starts to pound on Emily while fending off Joanne, but it’s just too much and Joanne eventually rakes her eyes while Emily kicks her in the belly, making her drop to her knees holding her eyes and her belly at the same time. Emily grabs Jackie by the hair, punches her in the face, and then says, “Honey, Joanne and I were practically BORN in a mud pit. You two uppity bitches don’t stand a chance” and then she kicks Jackie hard right in the belly and then clubs her across the back to knock her into the mud. Emily then stomps her into the mud with a cruel look on her pretty face until Jackie is almost completely submerged and can’t breathe. In the meantime, Joanne is working on Becky some more by picking her up by the hair and bodyslamming her into the mud with a big splash and then stomping her cunt with her ankles raised and spread. Joanne turns around, puts Becky’s ankles under her arms with her knees against her back, and gets ready for a monkey flip. Emily sees this so she picks up Jackie and slings her into a corner, then turns around and extends her right arm. Joanne falls back and monkey flips Becky toward Emily, who CLOTHESLINES her so fucking hard that she almost takes her head off. Emily drops down for a pin attempt – 1… 2… but Becky miraculously lifts her right shoulder out of the mud to stop the count to shock the crowd who thought the fight was over. The leader of Angelfire is one of the greatest good girls of all time for a reason; she is very tough and very difficult to beat. Emily isn’t fazed however as she blasts Becky in the belly with both hands clasped and then drops repeated elbows across her face while Joanne goes over to work on Jackie.

Joanne comes into the corner but Jackie was “playing possum” and suckers her into a kick. Joanne is doubled over and a furious Jackie starts fighting back with blows to the head and boobs, knowing that Angelfire’s precious tag team belts are hanging by a thread right now. Angelfire just can’t catch a break, however, as Emily sees this so she stops pounding on Becky to run over into the corner and help Joanne. Jackie tries to fight her way out of the corner but she is overwhelmed by both Cowgirls and gets blasted in the belly and boobs before being getting picked up and dumped across the corner upside down. Oh no… Jackie’s weak belly is fully exposed and she is helpless as a baby. Joanne pounds on Jackie’s exposed tummy while Emily slides under the bottom rope, grabs Jackie’s long, slightly curly, mud drenched hair and then YANKS back on it to make her scream as Joanne blasts her belly to oblivion. Emily sees that Becky is stirring so she goes back into the ring, runs over, and nails her with a clothesline. Emily subsequently puts Becky’s head between her legs, lifts her up in a pile driver position, and then slams her head into the mud to complete the pile driver as Becky’s naked body collapses forward with a squish. This looks bad for the good girls – real bad. On the other side of the ring Joanne is jumping up and blasting a screaming Jackie in the cunt until the two Cowgirls, who have an almost telepathic connection with one another, make eye contact. Sexy blonde Joanne dumps Jackie out of the corner and into the mud while brunette Emily hoists Becky out of the mud by the hair. Joanne picks a battered, quivering Jackie up out of the muck by the hair and then on the count of three the two Cowgirls HURL the naked Angelfire members toward one another until their naked, muddy boobs SPLAT together in the center of the mud pit (with camera flashes going off to immortalize the humiliating move) and their heads knock together as well. The sexy good girls tumble down into the mud on their backs with their eyes closed, looking totally out of it. Joanne splashes down onto Jackie while Emily splashes down onto Becky’s naked body, The Cowgirls hook their legs, and the referee starts to count – one… … two… … and at this point Becky amazingly gets her right shoulder barely up, but Jackie continues to lie there with her shoulders firmly pressed into the mud so the referee keeps counting… THREE!!! The referee points at Jackie and calls for the bell - in a tornado style match you only need to pin one member of the other team, and Jackie has been pinned in the mud. The good girls lose, and The Cowgirls win! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

At the sound of the bell the heel fans in the audience start going fucking CRAZY, and the Cowgirls run together and hug each other in the center of the mud pit while jumping for joy. They have realized their dream of FINALLY recapturing the tag team titles after being defeated and branded by Thunder & Lighting almost five years ago. Becky solemnly rolls over and picks herself out of the mud a bit, and then starts to cry for a bit before slapping both of her hands into the mud and saying, “Damn! … DAMN!” as mud splatters. Jackie just lies motionless in the mud with her eyes closed. Becky wipes tears and mud from her eyes and watches in horror as Channing enters the ring with the belts and hands them to those evil redneck bitches, who jump up and down with the belts over their heads while their country theme music plays (not caring about getting mud on their new belts). Channing says, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winners… and NEW Underground Women’s Wrestling League tag team champions – The COWWWGIIIRRRLLLSSS!!!”

By the way – She-Devil and Olivia (Jenna has been taken to the hospital in an ambulance after being destroyed by Lauren) are in the back cheering because The Inferno finally has their coveted championship sweep, and they truly dominate the league right now. Back in the ring, The Cowgirls hand the belts back to Channing and then Joanne goes over to a sobbing Becky and kicks her in the face to knock her onto her back! Emily picks up Jackie and drags her over toward Becky by the hair, and then Jackie gets lifted up by Emily in a pile driver position while Joanne grabs her ankles and spikes her into Becky’s naked body to complete their devastating spike pile driver finisher – in humiliating fashion. The move is repeated with Becky being spiked onto Jackie’s body. The Cowgirls then bring their lassos into the mud ring, and wrap them around the throats of the two former champions, who then get pulled up onto all fours like two sexy ponies. Joanne straddles Becky while Emily straddles Jackie. Both Joanne and Emily say, “Giddy up!” and then they start to ride poor Jackie and Becky around the mud pit while slapping their asses as they go. Becky and Jackie are both openly sobbing profusely as they crawl through the mud on all fours with their tormentors on their backs, as tears stream down their cheeks and mix in with the mud on their faces.

Now it’s time for what you have all been waiting for. Jackie and Becky have the lassos removed from their throats and then get subdued with stomps until they are unable to resist, and then they are pushed down into the mud with their bare butts sticking up in the air. The Cowgirls each call for a microphone, and then Joanne says, “You know, Emily, Jackie and Becky are two legendary hall of fame veterans. Maybe we should spare them from having their asses branded out of respect.” The two Cowgirls look at each other for a few seconds and then start cracking up with laughter. Emily says, “Good one, Joanne! Seriously, though – go get the branding irons.”

Joanne comes into the ring with the “CG” branding irons, and the fans get their cameras ready. Believe it or not the beautiful Angelfire girls have completely clear asses with no brands or scars whatsoever as they are one of the few teams that has never been marked by the Cowgirls. Joanne stands over Becky, and Emily stands over Jackie. At the count of three the Cowgirls menacingly lower their red hot branding irons toward Angelfire’s left ass cheeks and then they PRESS the irons onto their muddy ass cheeks to brand them forever. Jackie and Becky howl out from the searing pain as their legs kick and slosh in the mud. The Cowgirls make eye contact with each other, nod in agreement, and then they press the branding irons into their right ass cheeks to brand “CG” on Jackie & Becky’s asses in stereo while flattening their bodies down into the mud, as some smoke comes up from the muddy right ass cheeks of the sobbing good girls. The Cowgirls then leave Jackie & Becky hogtied and sobbing in the center of the mud pit with their muddy bikini bottoms stuffed into their mouths and their bikini bottoms stuffed up their asses, before going over to get hosed off and then going back to celebrate with the tag team belts around their waists. This has been a terrible night for the good girl Angelfire stable (which is sadly just beginning for poor Heidi, who is currently being gang banged in the Hellcats’ hotel room and will be for hours).

When Emily and Joanne reach the Inferno dressing room they get sprayed with champagne from Olivia and Jennifer, and then they all go out on the town in Rio de Janeiro and have one of the wildest championship victory parties that the UWWL has ever seen.

-Main Event: Rebecca vs. Erica Match #4, in the nude. By this point it’s after midnight and the crowd is really drunk and horny. The atmosphere is perfect for a brutal, passionate main event between two legendary competitors. After being introduced by Channing, Rebecca comes out through the curtain wearing a silver silk bathrobe that goes just below her waist and the fans can see her bare legs and bare feet. Rebecca gets to the mud ring, sighs, and then slowly takes her bath robe off to reveal her stunning, naked body as camera flashes go off everywhere. Fans can see that Rebecca decided to completely shave her pussy smooth for tonight’s match – a smart strategy as Erica won’t be able to yank out her pubic hair. Rebecca then starts to slowly and reluctantly wade into a mud pit for the first time in her life. Her feeling of embarrassment makes her flash back to times in her life when she was made fun of by the popular girls at school for being nerdy, before she blossomed into a star athlete and beauty queen. Rebecca gets used to the mud pit while looking at the curtain, and then the lights dim and Erica’s theme music starts to play. The princess of darkness comes out to pillars of flame, and she is wearing a long black silk bathrobe while carrying her kendo stick (she does not have the Pear of Anguish because she doesn’t want her precious device to get covered in mud). Erica gets to the ring, puts her kendo stick on the time keeper’s table, takes off her bathrobe and lets it seductively drop to the ground to reveal her nakedness, and then she enters the ring and goes right for Rebecca without any hesitation at all. Rebecca meets her in the middle of the mud pit with a determined look on her face and the two warriors clash as the bell rings.

Erica’s strategy of choosing a mud fight seems like a good one because it’s clearly not Rebecca’s kind of match, and although Rebecca is on the attack at times Erica takes advantage of Rebecca’s reluctance to control the fight for the first fifteen minutes. The fact that Rebecca is naked right from the start gives Erica easy access to her weak spot and Erica takes every opportunity to go after Rebecca’s pussy – kneeing it, pounding on it, scratching at it, pinching her clit, pulling on her labia, you name it. Rebecca is basically getting her ass kicked despite her best efforts, and the drunken Underworld fans in the audience love it. The highlight of the punishment is when Erica grabs Rebecca by the wrists, hoists her up to her knees, and then starts to SLAM repeated knee shots into Rebecca’s bare breasts as she lets out a sexy yelp from each blow. Knee smash after knee smash after knee smash into Rebecca’s tits… until milk actually starts to trickle from Rebecca’s right tit, and then her left tit – trickling down Rebecca’s muddy body. Erica is actually MILKING the fucking bitch. The fans can’t believe their eyes, and they freak out upon seeing this. Erica gets a huge smile on her face, there are few joys in her life greater than milking the big tits of Dr. Rebecca Williams, and she just keeps slamming her knees into Rebecca’s tits as the milk continues to trickle down. Erica finally lets up and Rebecca collapses forward into the mud while clutching her boobs and moaning in anguish.

Erica scoops a hurting Rebecca up to her feet by the hair. After nailing Rebecca with a short arm clothesline and knocking her into the mud, Erica decides to finish her off by rolling her onto her belly, trapping Rebecca’s left arm between her legs, and then clasping her hands and pulling back on Rebecca’s chin to put her in the cross face! The fans erupt at this as Rebecca screams from the agonizing submission hold, which Erica has firmly locked on right in the middle of the mud ring. Rebecca is nowhere near the ropes. Erica would just LOVE to make Rebecca tap out for the first time ever here tonight, but the leader of The Superpowers has an extremely high tolerance for pain so she hangs on. Rebecca then uses her 150 I.Q. and decides to take advantage of the fact that this is a mud fight. The two wrestlers are naked and their bodies are slippery from the mud, so Rebecca wriggles, and wriggles, and with a burst of strength manages to slip free from the hold! Rebecca takes advantage of a shocked Erica by pouncing on her and paying her back for fifteen minutes of punishment (including having her tits milked) by throttling her severely. Rebecca picks Erica up by the hair, kicks her in the cunt, and then gives her a belly to belly suplex into the mud – splattering fans in the front row from the impact. Rebecca then kicks Erica onto her belly, says “Fucking BITCH”, and then grabs Erica’s legs and puts her in the Sharpshooter! Rebecca puts Erica into her excruciating finishing submission hold right in the center of the mud pit, nowhere even close to the ropes, and she has it locked in tight so that Erica can’t wriggle free like what Rebecca did a few moments ago. The Superpower fans in the audience now come to life and cheer the blonde good girl on as Erica cries out in agony. Rebecca pulls back as hard as she can, putting pressure on Erica’s leg, as a smile cracks across her gorgeous, muddy face. Erica has to essentially do a push up to keep from drowning in the mud, and this drains her energy. That combined with the excruciating pain and the fact that it would be nearly impossible to make it to the ropes make her realize that she’s finished. Erica holds out as much as she can, but she knows it’s a long tour and she needs to live to fight another day so she reaches out her right palm and splashes it into the mud to tap out. The referee calls for the bell, and Rebecca releases the hold and then stands up to have her arm raised in triumph as she stands there with an aggressive look on her face with mud dripping from her body and milk still trickling from her nipples.

Channing enters the mud pit one last time tonight to say, “Your winner by submission, now evening the series at two matches apiece – REBECCA!” and Rebecca’s theme music starts to play. Erica is lying in the mud in pain and she wipes mud from her face while giving Rebecca a frightening look of anger, before going over to get hosed off and then despondently making her way back to the dressing room while high fiving fans wearing Underworld t-shirts who tell her they love her and other supportive things in Portuguese.

After this night of vicious mud matches the wrestlers and staff from the Underground Women’s Wrestling League board the plane for the long flight to London as the European leg of the tour is about to begin. The new tag team champions, Emily & Joanne, now have the privilege of sitting in first class with their Inferno teammate She-Devil as they live it up with the gold world tag team titles around their denim clad waists. The former champions, however, are relegated to the coach section where they sit in pain with ice packs, bruised and battered with fresh brands on their ass cheeks. They sit next to an equally sore, beaten up, and traumatized Heidi, who just stares out of the window with vacant eyes after the worst night of her life in which she was brutally gang raped by an endless series of Hellcat fans in Mindy’s hotel room. If this wasn’t a world tour then the three Angelfire girls would probably be in a medical facility today, but Monica made them fly to London with everyone else to save airfare money. Heidi’s pretty black and blue face still has claw marks across it from Mindy’s fingernails, and tears slowly and subtly trickle down her cheeks across the scratches. The Angelfire stable is once again in rough shape, and Becky decides that they’ve been outnumbered long enough – she plans to ask around and invite one or two unaffiliated good girls to join the stable. During the flight she discreetly talks with the others about who that may be, trying to hold back tears after one of the roughest nights of her career.

The world tour will continue in Europe, so stay tuned for more brutality as the Underground Women’s Wrestling League continues to battle its way across the globe.