All The Marbles Match
“Bad Girl” Natalie Nunn vs. Nikki “Hoopz” Alexander
By Deacon

Usually women are the most practical of the sexes; with them common since rules the day. Foolishness of adventure is typically left to us males but every once in a while there are women who launch out into the deep, seek to fly high and boldly go where no other woman has gone before. One such woman is “Bad Girl” Natalie Nunn. According to online sources: “There’s rumors swirling that Boston Celtics big man and future Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal has ended his engagement to former VH1 reality show winner Nikki “Hoopz” Alexander. Back in August The Hoop Doctors gave you some steamy pics of the “Big Shamrock’s” new main squeeze. No reason was given for the break-up of the two high profile celebrities even though they seemed happy just this past Halloween when they twit pic-ed everyone their hilarious video of the big man in drag and Hoopz as his male sidekick Hopz.
After a messy divorce with longtime wife Shaunie, now of “Basketball Wives” fame, Shaq made headlines this past August when he was continually seen with “Hoopz” Alexander and even reportedly proposed to the aspiring model and actress.
No one but the two people in question know the whole truth but only after a few months Shaq has asked for the diamond ring back he gave to her estimated at nearly $500k. Shaq popped the question to Alexander at a swanky Bridgeton, Connecticut restaurant back in September.
It didn’t take long for the big man to move on to the next female as he is reportedly now linked to Natalie Nunn, of “Bad Girls Club” fame. For those of you who don’t watch the show, Natalie is arguably the baddest of them all, known for cussing out other houseguests, throwing household items, and even spitting in a girls face. Some have already questioned as to if the new relationship is some sort of publicity stunt but Nunn is no stranger to athletes as she has been linked to NFL star Vernon Davis, singer Chris Brown, and Denver Nuggets point guard Ty Lawson.”
So what was the real deal? Well you know Ole deacon knows and it went a lil som like this!!!:
Typical Hollywood party, typical Hollywood scene etc etc .. Shaq and Hoopz enter the room ; naturally everyone notices people are talking laughing dancing socializing etc…Natalile politely asks Hoopz if she can dance with her man Hoopz is secure and gives consent ..Natalie gets a lil extra and starts an eye catching dirty dance with Shaq{the big Man is lovin this a little bit too much}… Hoopz intervenes..over right? Naaah because this is a setup. Later in the evening one of Hoopz so-called friend delivers a message that Natalie wants to meet Hoopz in a remote part of the house , away from the party to discuss the earlier incident “if she is not afraid” .
Hoopz was there wingedly with earrings out heels and Minnie skirt off {she know Natalie’s rep for physical drama} …Natlie was ready in like manner but surprisingly calm so Hoopz was weary of her using her peripheral vision to see if Natalie had any friends who were going to jump in but no one was there. Natalie came nose to beautiful nose with Hoopz and spoke these words “Look Nikki I will be honest, I want ya man and I know you won’t give him up without a fight . So let’s do this No hold barred anything goes for all the marbles and the best woman walks out it him tonight and keeps him without any drama afterwards, what do you say are you up to it?” Hoopz replied; “Bring it B!%@#!” {Natalie knew like every other female in America; after Hoopz carried Shaq on her back in heels on the Jimmy Kimall show that Nikki was the strongest, so she set the rules such that she could cheat and prevail} With the speed of a cobra Natalie Head Butted Hoopz in the soft part of her right ey then spun to the back of her mounted her wrapping her legs around Hoopz torso and ripping off her bra and began to choke Hoopz with it until Hoopz dropped to all fours gagging and gasping for air with one eye swollen shut. Natalie was calculating and methodical with her attack; she maintained her choke taking Hoopz air and power, she stretched her longer legs down Hopz short body trapping her ribs with her thighs and hooking her feet between Hoopz leg for stability then to totally disorient the smaller woman she bit into Hoopz ear {growling for affect}until blood ran free. Hoopz’s stomach was distended, her glutei and V were flexing as if they were trying to assit her in escaping the disabling combination hold, all her tendons were striated, a great vein was pulsing in the middle of her forehead , there was a tear streaming from her one good eye and a string of spit and snot mixture merging from her mouth and nose and then Hoopz went to sleep..The Rest Was History..”Bad Girl” Natalie went home that night with “All The Marbles”
Deacon