"The Silver Bullet"
by T. Trolley

Nomenclature dictated that Teresa, being from Hazel
Park, Mich., should have the advantage in a Detroit
Street Fight I Quit Match against Janet of Rock
Springs, Wyoming, where the winner had to force the
loser to say, "I Quit!" into a mike and where that
submission could be earned anywhere in the city of
Detroit in streetfight fashion. In fact, Teresa had
just surprised Janet and forced her to submit to her
with a body scissors using her powerful thighs to
squeeze the fighting life out of the bodacious,
scrappy, vivacious and beautiful Hispanic woman.

But as far as Janet was concerned, she saw it
differently.

"That fight we had where she supposedly made me give
up was an aberration," Janet said. "Besides, I didn't
even really give up. And I don't care what the replay
shows. Everybody knows how much I have dominated
Teresa for years now. And it doesn't matter what kind
of fight I get her in. I don't care if it's a boxing
match, a wrestling match, a streetfight, an I Quit
Match, or a kick boxing match or any combination of
the above -- I own Teresa. I've got her number. It's
sheer ownage. I know exactly what buttons to push.
She's mine before the fight even begins -- and she
knows it.

"Ever since I fought her in a kickboxing match and
knocked her out by kicking at her left leg the whole
time, I've owned her. I must have really hurt that leg
of hers because ever since then, everytime I kick that
leg she winces and cringes. Even at the beginning of
the fight. I don't know if she's still hurting from
that kickboxing match or if she's just scared of me
kicking her there or what. It doesn't matter. All I
have to do is work on that left leg of hers with my
foot. And it doesn't matter where I kick it. Her knee,
her shin, her thigh -- it doesn't matter. I can tell
she's afraid of me kicking her and when I do, she
winces.

"Even if I don't kick her there very hard, she
obviously is still thinking about it. That means I've
gotten inside her head and I'm keeping her guessing.
She knows she's really weak when it comes to me
kicking her in that leg of hers, so she has to
overcompensate to defend against it. That makes it
even better for me because, even when she tries to
defend against it, I still land those kicks and hurt
her. She just can't seem to defend against them. And
since I know she's thinking about me kicking her in
the leg the whole fight, I can fake a kick and then go
up top -- maybe hit her in the jaw or something -- and
knock her out that way.

"Really, I own her. It's just plain, simple ownage.
She's my b*tch."

Teresa, of course, took umbrage with Janet's
statement. She put her hands on her hips and angrily
responded, "I'm not anybody's b*tch. I've fought girls
a lot longer than she has and I've beaten them up for
a lot longer than she ever has."

But the fact of the matter is clear. In the last
several fights between the two -- with the exception
of their most recent encounter -- Janet really does
seem to have found the silver bullet that Teresa just
cannot stop, even when she knows the kicks are coming.
Janet quite often used the kicks to Teresa's left leg
and then tried to go up top to Teresa's head,
especially her jaw. But she never was able to finish
her that way. In most of their fights, she usually
beat Teresa by kicking at that leg until Teresa went
down and either couldn't or wouldn't get up or else
fell victim to a choke hold from Janet.

Teresa really was a great fighter for a girl, and she
showed flashes of that in her most recent win over
Janet. But for the most part, when it came to Janet,
well, it really did seem like Janet had her number.

Could Janet beat her in a match named after Teresa's
hometown, the place where she had so many
streetfights?

*Detroit Street Fight I-Quit Match*
Bodacious Janet vs. Teresa "The Thrilling One"

The fight started out with the two women going back
and forth. Janet knocked Teresa down with a punch to
the jaw, but Teresa took her down from her knees with
a follows up with a double-leg takedown as Janet came
in to follow up, taking control of the match as she
tried for the pin! But Janet escaped and the two got
to their feet. Muniz then took Teresa down with a
legsweep trip and now had Teresa on the defense,
trying to finish her! Then she threw Teresa out of the
ring, went after her, and then tossed the attractive
woman from Hazel Park into the stands and climbs over
the guardrail, going after her!

Teresa blocks a kick to the midsection, then she
throws Janet further into the crowd, taking control of
the match. After a minute that saw the two women move
across the aisle to the next section and back to
ringside, Janet throws Teresa back into the
stands and goes back over the barrier.

Then suddenly Janet pulled out "the silver bullet" and
nailed Teresa with it, kicking her in that left leg of
hers! Teresa went down like she was shot with a look
of pain and fear in her face!

As stated previously, Janet liked kicking her
opponents in the leg to weaken them and this move once
again worked surprisingly well on the former
streetfighter from Hazel Park, Michigan. Teresa was
already tiring from this brutal brawl and her legs
were beginning to get a bit unsteady. Janet knew that
if she could weaken Teresa's left leg she would keep
Teresa from getting the traction she needed to plant
her feet and get her back into her her deadly Heart
Punch. So it was an added bonus when Teresa actually
went down when Janet kicked her in the left thigh.
Janet knew Teresa was unsteady and wouldn't be able to
get her full power behind her Heart Punch as long as
she kept on her.

And keep on her is exactly what the lovely Hispanic
girl did. Janet then threw Teresa outside the ring
again as Teresa was getting more and more fatigued
while Janet was sapping her stamina! Janet dodged the
Heart Punch from a desperate Teresa, then she grabbed
Teresa's arm and whipped her back behind the curtain
to the locker rooms! She shoved a tired Teresa against
the wall like a bully pushing around a school kid,
then she grabbed Teresa's head with both hands and
banged the back of her head against the concrete,
trying to knock her out -- and win the fight!

As Janet hit the back of Teresa's head against the
concrete, Teresa got an agonized and hurt, as well as
surprised and alarmed, look on her face as Janet hit
her head against the hard, unyielding wall!

Teresa now realized she was in a desperate struggle
for her very survival -- and was actually losing that
struggle! She then desperately grabbed Janet's hair
and led her back into the arena! Then she threw Janet
back into the crowd! Teresa, seemingly put on notice
and thus invigorated by the beating she had been
receiving at the hands of Janet, climbed over the
barrier and punched Janet in the stomach!

Janet groaned in pain and grabbed her tummy! It looked
like Teresa had turned things around and now had the
momentum!

But then Janet grabbed a fan's hot dog and shoved it
into Teresa's mouth, humiliating her! As Teresa bent
over, choking on the hot dog and trying to spit it
out, Janet followed up with a double-axhandle chop to
her back as though she was trying to help the choking
Teresa cough up the food! Teresa falls to all fours,
once again in danger of falling into Janet's clutches
as she continued to choke on the remaining food in her
throat!

But after about 90 seconds on the wrong end of the
fight, Teresa nails Janet with a desperate swinging
punch to the ribs, putting Janet back on the
defensive.

However, after two minutes, Janet throws a now
obviously tired Teresa over a row of chairs, then she
picks Teresa up by the hair with both hands and throws
her back into ringside, head first! As Teresa rolls
over onto her back, Janet climbs over and jumps on top
of her! As Teresa tries to sit up with Janet on top of
her, Janet nails Teresa with a punch to the chin!

OHH! That one hurt!

With Teresa laying on her back at ringside, tired due
to her lack of stamina and stunned by the sudden punch
to her chin by Janet, Janet quickly scissors the left
leg of the downed and winded Teresa, keeping it in
place while she grabs Teresa's right leg with both
hands! She extends her body as straight as an arrow
using Teresa's legs as a bow and pushes up on the
right leg of Teresa while forcing Teresa's other leg
in the opposite direction with the scissors hold --
and forces Teresa's legs wide apart and creating
enormous tension between Teresa's legs! She has Teresa
trapped in the Latino Leg Split! The fans are on their
feet!

Teresa is in tremendous pain! Her eyes are shut
tight; she's trying not to submit and give up! That's
the last thing she wanted to do! She's fighting it
with all of her might! But Janet won't let go! She
works harder, giving it her all -- splitting Teresa's
legs wide, wide apart in painful as well as
humiliating fashion as she straightens her own body
majestically to the delight of the crowd and creates
even more tension between Teresa's legs in her groin
area!

Both women are now trembling with the tension being
doled out by Janet! Finally, Teresa can't take the
pain any more and cries, "AHH! I Quit!" into the
outstretched mic after 5 seconds!

The arena erupts in cheers as Janet lets go
and stands up, raising her hands in victory! A
humiliated Teresa groans in pain as she grabs her
groin and rolls over! Janet then puts her right foot
on Teresa's back and makes a muscle, posing for the
crowd as she embarrasses Teresa and enjoys her big
victory!