Catfight at Cat's Eye

by T. Trolley

"My sister is swine! Nothing but (expletive deleted) swine!"

The outburst from my wife directed at her sister was unlike her, yet not
surprising. The whole situation had been building and festering for awhile. It was
really only a matter of time before it all boiled over. And finally, that's
exactly what happened as my wife's frustration got the better of her!

My wife's sister had caused my wife many hours of grief. Her sister had
always gone from loser to loser in her love life, always seemingly choosing someone
who didn't work and loved booze more than anything else. Her inability to
keep a job, her seeming lack of concern for her son, and her wild-eyed drinking
binges, nights at the bar and the outlandish behavior inspired by too much
liquor pushed my wife to her boiling point. The final straw occurred when my
wife's sister's latest boyfriend employed her own son but didn't pay him for his
work -- and her sister didn't stick up for her own son!

That really set my wife off.

Thus, when my wife, her sister and I drove recently to Biloxi, there was
already a little tension in the air between my wife and her sister. Of course, my
wife never let on to her sister that she was so angry with her. But I knew --
and I also knew that it wouldn't take much for that frustration to boil over
if the lid came off.

Little did I know there would be every opportunity for that lid to come off.

The casinos in Biloxi often have events to attract gamblers. As we entered
the town, I noticed one casino called Cat's Eye was advertising an event that
played off its name, an amateur "Catfight Night!"

I pointed that out to my wife and her sister and said, "You know, you two
should sign up for that!" Both women were silent for a few seconds, then my
wife's sister piped up and said, "Hey, I'm game!"

This didn't surprise me -- my wife's sister was very vivacious, was quite the
flirt and not afraid of doing offbeat things. I immediately asked her, "Well,
maybe we can sign up both of you two and have them pit you against each
other!"

My wife, knowing of my obsession with female wrestling, simply smiled. But
her sister was beginning to take to the idea! "Hey, why not?" she said. I asked,
"If you did fight your sister, do you think you'd win?"

My wife's sister paused, then looked at my wife and said, laughing, "I'd kick
her @$$!"

My wife, who was two years older than her sister and weighed 25 lbs. more,
quickly responded, "Stop kidding yourself. You know you couldn't beat me!" Her
sister retorted, "Then let's sign up and find out!"

My wife was now forced to agree to sign up or else look like she was a coward
and afraid of her little sister! My wife paused, then said, "Well, I have a
lot to do ..."

Then her sister laughed at her and began to cluck like a chicken! After a few
minutes, my wife looked at me and then said, "All right, all right, let's go
sign up!" Her sister then pumped her arm in the air and said, "Yeah! All
right!"

We drove into the Cat's Eye Casino parking lot for both women to sign up for
Catfight Night. There was no problem in setting up my wife against her sister
and the bout was set for the next night!

My wife was 39 years old, 5-6 and weighed about 165 lbs. She was the spitting
image of Pauline Collins, the actress who starred in the movie "Shirly
Valentine." Her sister hald long blonde hair, was 37 and 5-4, weighing about 145
lbs. This meant my wife would have the size advantage, but her sister was more
vivacious and thus more assertive and aggressive personality wise. I believed
these traits could transfer into the fight and would mean she would be more
willing to enter into the spirit of the fight. Meanwhile, I thought my wife would
simply try to control her sister and eventually overcome her with superior
strength and size.

My wife was going to fight her sister in a sexy tigress-print swimsuit while
her sister was going to wear a black one-piece swimsuit.

The two women got into the ring the next night to face each other as the
crowd roared! The bell sounded, and the two began their fight!

At first the two sisters were pushing at each other's hands and arms to test
each other's strength as the audience urged both women on. But then, as the
two women twisted around, my wife attempted to get into position for an attack
from behind her sister but her sister's speed and agility at this point in the
fight saved her as she successfully turned around and blocked the assault with
her arms as she ducked away! She then gave my wife a look of surprise and
then put her hands on her hips, cocked her head and smiled, as if to say, "So
that's how you want to play this game!

My wife's sister looked surprisingly quick and strong getting away from my
wife's initial attack and as she stood with feet spread apart and her arms
outstretched toward my wife with an intense look in her face, I realized that she
wanted to beat my wife in front of the large audience and gain their approval!

My wife's sister then tried to get into position to duplicate the move my
wife had tried on her, but my wife's own speed and agility at this point in the
fight was enough to save her also as she successfully blocked the assault by
turning away from the attempted hold and pushed her away!

My wife then tried very hard to pull her sister down to the floor, but her
sister was still too strong and agile for my wife to take down!

Still early in the fight, her sister tried to maneuver behind my wife to
again attack from the rear but without success as my wife twirled around like
Wonder Woman to keep her sister in front of her! My wife tried to do the same
thing her sister did in getting behind her, but her sister kept in front of her as
my wife did with her!

Both women then looked at each other, face to face, both obviously determined
to somehow overpower the other but at this point not having the slightest
idea how they would accomplish that feat!

My wife then tried to grab her sister by her arms, intending to put her in a
control hammerlock, but her sister out-manuevered my wife and backed away,
staying out of reach and giving her a look of, "Oh no you don't!"

Both women were still somewhat tentative, but they were slowly getting more
aggressive toward each other thanks to the intensity of the crowd and their
increasing desire not only to win for the sake of their egos but also to avoid
the humiliation of losing!

My wife's sister then tried to put my wife in a headlock, but my wife
anticipated the move and ducked while putting her her sister in a headlock, but her
sister twisted and pulled violently at my wife's arms and was able to get away
quickly and at the same time countered by putting my wife in a headlock, but
my wife did the same thing as her sister did and pulled intensely at her
sister's arms until she was able to pull her head away before she was affected by
the hold.

That was the first hold exchange and it was clear that neither woman --
driven by fear -- wanted to be trapped in any way, shape or form by the other for
even one second!

Now, as both women looked at each other for a second as the crowd noise
reached fever pitch, the two combatants suddenly realized they were in a real
catfight to the finish and weren't fooling around any more!

And that's when all the frustration my wife had with her sister came to the
surface.

My wife suddenly stepped forward with a look of anger in her face and
connected with an effective as well as surprising slap to the face of her sister,
trying to intimidate her and get her off guard! But her sister was barely
affected by the slap and grabbed my wife's hair with her left hand and landed a sharp
slap to the face of my wife with the other before my wife was able to extrica
te herself from the hold as her sister displayed a great example of "one
upwomanship!"

My wife quickly responded to the sharp slap that evoked shouts of approval
from the crowd and tried to recover her lost dignity by reaching out to grab her
sister by her long blonde hair, but her sister saw the move coming and
quickly ducked away! She then tried kicking my wife's left leg, but my wife did a
cute little dance and thwarted the offensive by moving her leg away!

"That's it! Dance! Dance! Make her dance!" yelled one excited observer!

As I watched closely and as the crowd cheered, my wife and her sister grabbed
each other's hair with both hhands and pulled each other's heads from side to
side, now fully immersed in the catfight! The two women were squealing,
grunting and groaning in effort and pain as they pulled and yanked at each other's
hair, desperately fighting for an advantage!

"Now this is a catfight!" said someone out loud! And I had to agree -- with
my wife in the thick of it!

My wife kept pulling her sister's long hair, yanking her head from side to
side as her sister did the same to her! My wife then used her arm strength to
bend her sister down lower and then smacked her in the face with her right knee!

"OHHH!!" groaned her sister, momentarily stunned as she let loose of her
grip! But my wife's sister then quickly countered by grabbing my wife's hair with
her left hand and once again delivering a sharp slap to the face of my wife
with her right as her face showed anger at having been kneed in the face!

The crowd whooped and hollered when that slap hit my wife in the face! My
wife, hoping to use the hold I taught her, then tried to pull her sister to the
floor in an attempt to execute a body scissors, but her sister managed to block
the attempt and then hurt my wife with a kick to her right leg, making her
yell, "OHHH!"

It was the first time any woman really got an advantage over the other!

My wife, trying to redeem herself, then tried to put her sister in a
headlock, but her sister ducked away from my wife and tried to slap her in the face
again, but this time my wife saw it coming and backed away!

Noticing my wife backing away, my wife's sister sensed my wife giving ground
and tried to push her advantage as she came after my wife! My wife tried to
stop her and regain control of the fight by reaching out for her hair, but her
sister eluded my wife's grasping hands and attempted to slap my wife's face
again, but my wife successfully blocked it!

Trying to stem her younger sister's advance, my wife tried to grab her sister
by her hair but her sister blocked the attempt with her arm as she ducked her
head!

Then, to my surprise and the crowd's delight, her sister grabbed onto my
wife's hair with both hands and pulled down with force I had yet to see from
either woman in the fight as she jerked my wife's head forward and down, causing my
wife to squeal in pain as her sister began taking control of the fight with
that move!

Wow! I couldn't believe it! My wife was actually losing the catfight against
her younger sister!

Fortunately for my wife, she was able to quickly break free from the hold. My
wife then looked at her sister with hurt and surprise in her eyes as she
realized her sister was actually beating her and winning the catfight!

Somebody then yelled, "Give up?" obviously directed at my wife! I couldn't
believe that my wife was actually being asked to surrender to her sister!

My wife ignored the question and then tried to assert herself and prove she
could do the same thing to her sister as she tried to duplicate her sister's
move by reaching out for her hair, but her sister saw the move coming and
avoided it!

Her sister, with a stern look on her face, then angrily unleashed another
effective kick to the right leg of my wife! My wife let out a squeal of pain as
the kick met its mark and was obviously weakened, groaning, "Ohhh!" and closing
her eyes as she stepped back, reaching for her leg!

Her sister, looking to capitalize on my wife's pain, came after her again! My
wife then desperately tried to pull her sister to the floor in an attempt to
execute that body scissors I had taught her, but her sister saw the move
coming and sidestepped the attack!

With my wife still bent over when her attempt to take her sister down failed,
her sister saw her chance and landed an effective kick to the rib cage of my
wife! "OHHHH!" groaned my wife as she turned away and almost went down,
doubling over and grabbing her ribs! The kick to the ribcage shocked my wife and now
it looked like her younger sister might be able to finish her off!

I, too, was shocked and stunned! Of course, many of those in attendance were
rooting for my wife's sister to beat my wife up in hopes of seeing the bigger
woman not only lose but get humiliated by the smaller gal! And at this point,
it looked like that was well on its way to happening! I couldn't believe my
wife was losing the fight to her younger sister! Could my wife's sister actually
be stronger than my wife?

As her sister moved in to corral my wife and finish her off, my wife -- with
a frown on her face and her back to her sister -- suddenly connected with an
effective elbow to the midsection of her sister! Her sister grabbed her belly
and moaned, "UHHH-OHHH!" as she doubled over! Now it was my wife's sister who
was hurt!

Her sister, angry as a wet hen, then grabbed onto my wife's hair with one
hand, and delivered two successive slaps to her face with the other! Wow, what an
impressive display -- and my wife was on the wrong end of it!

Fortunately for my wife, she was able to quickly escape from her sister's
grip! But it was plain to see that my wife's sister was making a good deal of
headway against my wife and was well on her way to taking control of the fight
and beating her!

After freeing herself, my wife desperately tried to change her fate and
attempted to grab her sister by the hair, but her sister eluded her rival's
grasping hands by turning her head and, with hands daintily up in the air like a tap
dancer but a stern look on her face, attempted a knee strike to my wife's soft
midsection1 But my wife evaded the blow by backing away once again!

As her sister moved in again, my wife once again tried to pull her tenacious
opponent to the floor in an attempt to execute a body scissors, but her sister
avoided the move! She then hesitated briefly, looking into my wife's eyes and
gauging her before landing a hard, loud slap to the face of my wife, who
squealed in pain and hurt!

My wife was beginning to look a little scared! She then reached out for her
sister's hair, but her sister stepped aside and tried to grab her heavier
opponent by her hair, but my wife quickly moved beyond her reach!

My wife then grabbed her sister by her hair with both hands and-- spurred by
desperation and the fear of losing the fight -- wildly jerked her head in all
directions! The desperation in my wife was clear as she wildly shook her
smaller, younger sister's head by the hair! The crowd suddenly went berserk as now
my wife was getting the better of her sister as she  twisted increasingly
tighter, burying her fists deeper and closer to her sister's scalp!

My wife's sister squealed in pain and fear but managed to elbow out of the
hold by jamming it into my wife's face!

Although shaken, her sister grabbed my wife by her hair with one hand and
managed to land three successive slaps to her face with the other! Wow! The crowd
cheered this sudden reversal of fortunes as my wife was getting slapped silly
by her younger sister!

Now shaken herself, my wife again grabbed her sister by her hair with both
hands, wildly jerking her head in all directions once again and seemed to gain
control of her tiring sister as she twisted increasingly tighter, burying her
fists deeper and closer to her sister's scalp! But her sister then grabbed my
wife by the hair and wildly jerked her head in all directions as well, burying
her fists deeper and closer to my wife's scalp! What a hairpulling frenzy this
catfight had turned into! Both sisters were now engaged in a huge hairpulling
battle with the winner threatening to emerge triumphant in this catfight! And
the men in the audience were loving it!

Meanwhile, I was worried more than ever that my wife would lose the catfight
as her sister had stood up to her the entire fight and hadn't backed down an
inch!

The two women keep pulling violently on each other's hair, squealing and
screaming in pain and fear as the crowd took it all in! Both women are obviously
scared and shaken as the crowd was really into it! It was a true primitive
battle for survival! Her sister then anchored onto my wife's hair even stronger!
Then to my horror, my wife lost her grip on her sister's hair as the violent
jerking and twisting caused her to release her grasp!

Her younger sister then took full advantage of my wife! Using both hands, her
sister grabbed my wife's  hair with all the strength she could muster in a
death grip and my wife was unable to escape from the grip!

As the crowd cheered and implored my wife's sister to finish my wife off, my
wife's sister shouted at her restrained opponent, "Are you ready to give?" as
the ref moved in and puts the mike to my wife's lips to catch my wife's
submission for the entire crowd to hear!

But my wife shrieked in pain, "No!" as her sister only tightened her grip and
pulled even harder!

"Give up!" screamed her sister!

My wife then paused and at first I thought she would give up! But then my
wife gathered all the strength she had left and made one last desperate attempt
to free herself! After delivering a kick to her sister's knee, she somehow
managed to twist and punch her way free of her sister's hold!

Although my wife has escaped, her sister took  advantage of my wife's
weakened state and followed up with yet another violent assault. Meaning to finish
off my wife, her sister tried to deck her with a slap to my wife's face! But my
wife successfully blocked the assault and tried to pull her sister to the
floor for the fourth time during the fight in an attempt to execute a body
scissors, but her sister blocked the move and attempted a kick to my wife's right
leg, but my wife frustrated her rival's attempt by stepping to the side to avoid
the move!

Using both hands, my wife then desperately grabbed her sister by the hair and
now, this time, it was her sister who was unable to escape!

Surprisingly, it was my wife this time with the advantage, shouting at her
restrained opponent, "Are YOU ready to give up now?"

Her sister shrieked in pain, "NO!" as my wife tightened her grip and pulled
even harder!

"Give up!" screamed my wife!

Now it was her sister's turn to gather all the strength she had left for one
last desperate attempt to free herself! After landing a kick to my wife's 
knee, she somehow managed to twist and punch her way free of my wife's hold!

Although physically drained from the ordeal, my wife's average-built sister
mustered the strength and moved against my wife! Refusing to back down, my
wife's sister used both of her hands and grabbed my wife's strawberry blonde,
shoulder-length hair! My wife, now desperately tired, was once again unable to
slip from the grasp!

Her sister shouted again, "Are you ready to now?"

My wife shrieked in pain, "NO!" as once again her sister tightens her grip
and pulls even harder!

"Give up!" her sister demanded once again!

My tired wife found herself once again being forced to gather all the
strength she had left for one last desperate attempt to free herself!

But then, to my shock and chagrin, after a torrent of twisting and screaming,
fighting with all the fury of a wild animal cornered and fighting for its
very life, my wife's sister's strength actually proved too great for my wife!

During the course of the struggle, the two women fell to the ground and my
wife's arms were also restrained, now locked behind her sister's strong legs! My
subdued wife was stilled by her sister as she straddled my wife, except for
her body's involuntary heaving as she tried to catch her breath!

The heaving soon became sobbing as my wife realized her predicament. The
crowd roared its approval as my wife's sister wickedly turned and twisted her hair
tighter and tighter, until her fists brushed into my now helpless wife's
scalp! She then began to hit the back of my wife's head against the mat
repeatedly! Now the arena was filled with the cries from my wife! "I give! I give!" she
managed to whimper through her sobs!

As the crowd cheered my wife's submission and her sister's convincing
victory, her sister smiled as she began to loosen her grip. She then got off of my
wife and, as my wife still lay spreadeagled on her back, raised her arm in
victory -- and then made a muscle as she smiled widely!

As I looked at my spreadeagled wife, I couldn't believe that her younger
sister had whipped her fair and square in a catfight and proved that she was the
stronger of the two women!