The Stunt That Backfired by Shelfside

Sue had become firm friends with Debbie, mutual liking and back scratching had formed a strong bond between the two women, Sue could put £50 on a ticket if she was fighting and Debbie was giving Sue wrestling lessons, albeit basic but nonetheless useful, they would often have lunch together and went on the occasional night out. Debbie was a 44yr old retired pro wrestler that owned the Total Catfight Promotion, she stood 5'9 weighed a bit more than her fighting weight at 145lbs and kept her 44-28-36 body in shape, although she had never fought in the extreme kind of matches that she promoted she was a very sharp business woman and knew the catfight business inside out. Her thick black hair hung to her shoulders and always dressed smart but sexy. On an evening out at our local pub Sue and I discussed the possibility of forming our own organisation but came to the conclusion that it would be impractical at the present moment due to a lack of finances but it was a sure bet that we would in the near future. Sue was topping the card at the next event and with all her debts cleared she was in the black, our domestic arrangements were getting to be more like when we first got married with me spending most of my time at the family home. Sue was up against and attractive newcomer to the TCP her name was Amy and had a fierce reputation as a brawler though her 5'4” frame belied her strength, we had seen a tape of her in action. Sue would have to be on her toes if she was to keep up her unbeaten record.

We arrived 30 minutes before Sue was due in the ring and I missed the bout that was going on as she wanted to chat about things, she told me that she thought she was falling back in love with me and asked if I felt the same, I said I did and she hugged me then said “Whatever I do in there tonight its just show, you know that don't you?”. Puzzled, I asked what she had planned and said with a wicked smile “I don't know yet, we'll just have to wait and see” as usual she asked me to leave to prepare for her bout, she was dressed very conservatively with a beige business suit beige nylons and a white blouse, I knew the next time I saw her she would look totally different. I sat with Tony and Gail and talked about Sue's upcoming fight while we waited for the MC to announce the women, Tony also mentioned that the card had been of its usual high standard of sex and violence, I mentioned to him that I thought Sue had something up her sleeve but I wasn't sure what, Gail grinned knowingly when I said that, not wishing to spoil the surprise I didn't push her for an answer.

The MC stood in the centre of the ring and announced “Before I introduce the women I would ask you all to stay put after the bout because we have an extra match that I think you might enjoy, but now its time to meet these two ladies, introducing first she's 24 yrs old stands 5' 4” and weighs in at 126lbs she is AMYEEEEEEEEEEEE” ,moving slowly toward the ring she looked different from the video we saw of her, wearing an olive green robe that hung to just below her knees she had white 4” stiletto heels that had straps around her ankles .It looked like she had no nylons on, her dark brown hair was thicker and curlier than the video we saw, her pretty round face was only lightly made up she had piercing green eyes and looked very confident, the MC stood in a neutral corner as Amy strutted round the ring taking in the cheers, she went to her corner and slowly removed the robe revealing her fighting attire she chose a lime green bra that held her 36c breasts comfortably in place, a matching pair of panties that were cut high but still managed to cover her shapely backside, the MC moved back to the centre of the ring and announced “And now she is 46 yr old 5'5” she weighs in at 130lbs and her record is unblemished with 4 wins from 4 she is SUE, the crowd went wild as she walked to the ring her eyes making contact with several of the men in the seats nearer the ramp she was wearing a long gold silk robe, about halfway down the aisle she hopped on to the security rail and in one movement swivelled her legs over the rail and landed perfectly in amongst the crowd she looked at a young man of about 25 that was sat near the rail and walked over to him with her hands on her hips, looking up at her he seemed a bit embarrassed but very excited, undoing her robe so that only he could see what she had on underneath she placed the robe around him and held his face into her big chest when she finally let him go she did the robe back up and looked down at his lap, she smiled when she saw the lump and rubbed his manhood with her hand over his jeans, after only 30 seconds the rolling eyes on the guys face said she had done enough and she winked at him, turned to the rail and vaulted over it using her arms to pull her over, meanwhile in the ring Amy was livid she had her feet on the bottom rope and was screaming at Sue to get in the ring and fight, Sue took no notice of her whatsoever and continued to saunter to the ring still making eye contact with the men, her hair was now quite long and it was down past her shoulders her make up was thick and garish with deep blue eye shadow that matched her eyes with black eyeliner, glossy red lipstick she really did look like a whore and I was sat with a lead pipe in my pants. Sue climbed the steps and entered the ring via the middle and top rope keeping her eyes on Amy all the time, her face had changed from on of tease to one of business as she disrobed amid wild cheers. She chose to wear a silvery satin like material for her bra that was straining to hold her bust in, her panties were the same material and fitted firmly to her crutch they had a see-through effect, her suspender belt was the same silvery look attached to fully fashioned taupe stockings, keeping her back leather 4” spiked knee length boots that were laced up. The MC brought them to centre ring and explained the rules; , a pin of 5 a submission must be heard or a 20 KO count, Amy bad mouthed Sue by calling her an old slag and sneering at her age, her only response was that she thought she was fighting a woman tonight and not her brother as she pointed at her not so generous breasts. Both women backed into their respective corners and awaited the bell. As the clang of the bell sounded both women raced to the centre of the ring and went straight for each others hair, Amy was tugging down on Sue's locks from the side while Sue's hands were embedded in Amy's crown, Sue was the first to try something new and after about 20seconds of hair pulling she aimed her knee into Amy's crotch as she did so Amy had the presence of mind to kick Sue's standing knee with her white toed shoes, Sue looked hurt and Amy didn't seem that concerned about the knee she had just received, changing tack Sue let go of Amy's thick locks and whacked her in the side of the ribs with a hard right while still keeping hold of her hair with her left, Amy let out an OOOPH and Sue fired in another and another Amy released Sue's hair and held her side exposing her pretty face, Sue didn't need to be asked twice and an uppercut that landed perfectly felled Amy, half dazed by the punch she rolled on her side shaking her head trying to get her act together Sue was rubbing her knee and limped over to the brunette and kicked her in the back twice, with Amy lying face down Sue was quick to apply her recently acquired wrestling knowledge and sat on her back and applied a camel clutch, Amy tried to push herself up using her hands but she couldn't shift the heavier woman, Sue was sitting just behind her neck and was pulling her head back taunting her “Old slag eh?” she shouted in Amy's ear, Sue had no personal dislike of Amy and didn't have any wish to cause her any permanent harm plus she didn't get paid overtime she wanted a quick finish , she then reached under her chin with her left and pulled her hair with her right, Amy clawed at Sue's forearm, whether it was boredom or unable to think of what to do next Sue let go of Amy and grabbed two handfuls of brown hair dragging her opponent and draping her over the bottom rope, Amy was coughing and holding her pained throat, Sue quickly jumped down on to the concrete floor outside the ring and was now face to face with her younger foe, instead of getting on with the job Sue though it was time to showboat and putting her hands to the sides of her panties she wiggled them down til they were to her knees, bending right down and pulling her cheeks apart she turned her head to the crowd, still bending, and asked cheekily “Got any dirt in my eye?” the fans roared with laughter, pulling her knickers back up she rose to face Amy only to be met with a kick to the jaw, Amy had obviously feigned her injury and got up while Sue was showboating and she never saw it coming, dropping like a stone she fell to her back landing about a foot away from the steel rail, Amy was quick to join her on the floor and picking the half alert woman up by the hair smashed her head into the top of the metal rail 4 or 5 times with great force, Sue was bleeding heavily from the forehead and the blood was impairing her vision, picking the older woman up to her knees by the hair she had her at arms length away and let fly with a solid right to Sue's cheek, Amy's face managed a slight smirk at the sight of her opponent in deep trouble, dragging her by the hair to the ring apron she placed her head under the bottom rope, bent down and forced her into the ring by picking her legs up and sliding them in, Sue was half in and half on the apron as Amy hopped into to join her, pulling her by the hair to centre ring she left the bleeding older woman on the floor face down for an instant, now it was her turn to showboat, strutting round the ring twice she was shouting and screaming at the audience, bravely Sue tried to get up but she was out of this one, managing to get on all fours but Amy noticed and took a running kick at Sue's ribs, the 46 yr old fell on her back and was gulping in air her huge chest heaving, Amy decided it was time to finish her off and knelt down behind Sue's head with her thighs by her head she reached over and hooked her knees back over her head as the MC counted 1,2,3,4,5 it was all over Amy got up after throwing down Sue's stocking clad legs and began taunting her downed foe. “You stupid old slut, look at you, you cheap looking slag you wanna learn how to fight before you start bringing cheap porn into the ring you pox ridden whore” she spat in Sue's face then walked out of the ring to loud cheers of the crowd, Sue may have been a favourite but they are a fickle bunch and like they say; everyone loves a winner. Sue was being tended to by some medics and was soon on her feet and on her way back to the dressing room getting a big cheer from the crowd. I rushed to her room and before I could say anything she said “I know, I know” “What the fuck were you playing at out there, first with guy in the crowd then the dirt in your eye stunt, fuck me, do you enjoy getting the fuck kicked into you?” “I cant help myself I just cant help it, I'm sorry” I put a comforting arm around her shoulder and looked at the damage inflicted by Amy,3 gashes on the forehead not very deep and each about an inch long her ribs were sore, she told me her jaw was aching but it was fine her bloodied face had been cleaned up and like most head wounds they tend to bleed a lot and look worse than they are but it wasn't the physical injuries that worried me, this beating could be the end of Sue's ring career. Not only had Sue lost the fight and the bigger purse that went with it but I feared she may have lost her appetite for the catfight arena. I was livid with how she behaved out of the ring but tried not to show it as I asked her “How are you feeling?” her response was “Fucking angry and sore” as she started to undo her boots. A doctor came and attended the gashes on her head before leaving he told me she might like to get her ribs checked out if they were still bad in a week, I thanked him and he left, just as he left Debbie entered the room dressed in her usual stylish way with a pin striped jacket and skirt that hung mid thigh, black nylons and black stilettos “You really fucked that one up didn't you?” she said “FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF THE PAIR OF YOU AND LEAVE ME ALONE” yelled Sue. Debbie tossed an envelope on to the dressing table and gently led me out by the arm. Only time would tell if Sue wanted to return to the ring, knowing her like I do I would put my house on her fighting again but Sue had changed in the last few months and unpredictable could be her middle name.

To be continued

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