Jobber Girl: The End

By Hajduk81

Joey; Wow, the action just keeps getting better here, and we are not slowing down because coming up after these short messages, we’ll see Miss Vicious in action. Don’t go ‘way.

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Joey: Alright, welcome back wrestling fans. I’m Joey and the man next to me is none other than Jerry.
Jerry: Thank you, Joey, always happy to call the call the action with you.
Joey: Speaking of action, we have plenty of that still coming up so let’s go to ringside.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall with a 10-minute time limit. In the ring at this time, she weighs in at 135 pounds…Karen Cougar! And her opponent, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 180 pounds…Miss Vicious!

Joey: Well, Miss vicious has certainly taken the wrestling world by storm and at 6’2, 180 pounds there’s no reason why she shouldn’t. Her opponent, this Karen Cougar, certainly does have her work cut out for her.
Jerry: Most definitely, Joey. Karen certainly is an attractive looking girl, but right now she is looking intimidated and Miss Vicious is going to use that to her advantage. In any event Karen looks very festive in her multi-color one-piece.

Joey: The ref has just given the time-keeper the signal to start and, whoa! Miss Vicious comes out of her corner like a house on fire and catches Karen with a hard boot to the mid-section. Now she follows up with some hard forearms to the back.
Jerry: Man, Miss Vicious is just so powerful that each one of those blows just feels like a club hitting you.
Joey: She backs her opponent into the corner and delivers a stinging chop to the chest. They heard that one in the upper deck. And she follows it up with another chop just for good measure. Now she is blatantly choking her opponent. Come on ref get in there and break it up.
Jerry: This is Miss Vicious’ style; she loves to use the street fight tactics. And look at that, Joey, she just lifted Karen up in the air by her throat. Ouch, she just drops her right out of the air and Karen lands flat on her back.

Joey: So far, Cougar has been able to get no offense going, as Miss Vicious keeps the assault going with some hard kicks to the head. Now she has her opponent up and swings her to the ropes for an Irish whip and follows up with a violent close-line.
Jerry: That one almost broke the youngster in half, who right about now has got to be wondering why she agreed to this match.
Joey: And Miss Vicious doesn’t even let up a second as she grabs Karen by the hair and, oh my, tosses her cleanly over the top rope to the outside!
Jerry: I’m not even sure Karen touched the top rope as she went over, but I do know she hit the ground hard.
Joey: No question about that and right now Miss Vicious knows she has this match firmly in her grasp and is just playing to the crowd as she waits for the ref to count to 10.
Jerry: Karen Cougar is slowly getting to her feet. You got to give her credit for stepping into the ring with Miss Vicious, but right now she should head for the locker room, not the ring.

Joey: Miss Vicious isn’t even going to get her a chance to do that as she makes her way to the outside. Karen is not even fully to her feet. I’m not sure she evens sees Miss Vicious, who right now is removing the protective covering from around the ring!
Jerry: Well, it’s too late for Karen now. Miss Vicious scoops her up and delivers a huge power slam. I swear, Joey, the floor shook on that last move!
Joey: And Miss Vicious may very well have knocked her opponent clean out, as Karen does not even appear to be moving.
Jerry: The pin’s gotta be made in the ring, though, and Miss vicious knows this. She grabs her lifeless body by the back of her tights and rolls Karen into the ring.

Joey: Wait a minute, Jerry, now Miss Vicious is getting a chair and bringing it back with her in the ring. If she uses it in any way, she’ll be DQ’d.
Jerry: She just laid it flat in the center of the ring, Joey. Oh no! She is setting Karen up for a power bomb onto the chair!
Joey: The ref's telling her not to do it, but it doesn’t look like Miss Vicious is going to listen! OH MAN! She dropped Karen right on the chair. And the ref immediately calls for the bell. Miss Vicious has got to be DQ’d for that. Karen probably has serious injury from that
Jerry: The weird thing, Joey, is that Miss Vicious doesn’t seem the least bit concerned. It’s like another day the office for her.

Announcer: The winner of the match by a result of a disqualification…Karen Cougar!

Joey: Well, there you have it folks, Karen Cougar is your winner although right now she doesn’t look like it.
Jerry: No, right now she looks like the victim of a car wreck. The ref is unable to revive her and has called for the stretcher. I think on that long ride back to the locker room, Karen Cougar is going to consider another profession.
Joey: Well don’t go away folks cause we still have more action for you right after these messages.

The announce team had no idea how prophetic their words were. Karen sustained major back injuries and was no longer able to wrestle again. She earned he first win during her last match.