This story is complete fiction and has not , nor is likely to, ever happened.

STAR FEUDS # 2 : Christina Aguilera v. Kelly Osbourne

These two young 'ladies' have been engaged in a very hateful and spiteful public name-calling contest for the past year and now it is time to settle this vicious rivalry once and for all. They will be placed in a completely bare room, white washed walls and floor, with cameras and microphones in the ceiling to convey all the action. Both will enter completely naked and once the door is locked they will be left to battle. Only one rule is that loser must say "I Quit". The forfeit for Christina is that if she loses she must pose in a Hardcore XXX Hustler photohoot while for Kelly the cost of failure is that she will be publicly ( on some lame reality documentary )  shaved bald by her rival.

The Christina that enters the room first is that of the hot, long-haired, blonde in her sexy 'DIrrrty' music video. The guys in charge of the taping of this event are taken aback at this lithe young babe's body, with a perfect set of tits up top. As Christina takes her place in the far corner of the room , the door opens again and in comes Kelly. Her roly-poly figure is nothing compared to her rivals, with a pot belly, fat arse and big fleshy breasts.

With the door closed behind them the battle is started and as the girls circle each other, they verbally abuse each other.

"Oh my god fatso, you are so gross, I like, don't even want to touch something as disgusting as you ", announced Christina cattily.

"Shut up you skinny cunt. You're gonna be worshiping this fucking body by the time I've finished fucking you up", fired back foul-mouthed Kelly.

With that Christina flew at her larger rival with her nails aimed straight for Kelly's ample breasts

As Christina fastened her claws onto Kelly's mammary flesh and started squeezing it , Kelly hooked her hands into Christina's long , braided blonde hair and started pulling it for all she was worth. That lasted seconds before both overbalanced and crashed to the floor. Where neither relinquished their grip and rolled about the bare room trying for a definite advantage.

Christina dug her long, sharp nails into Kelly's ample boob flesh, targeting the nipples but not quite hooking them. She was hurting Kelly though, a pained expression on the fat bitch's face confirmed that. Kelly was dealing with the pain by trying to inflict more on her enemy, she was having some success as she saw a pained grimace on her rivals face as she felt the hair on her head being torn. They kept that up and neither made more noise than grunts and moans, neither wanting to give an advantage to their attacker.

Kelly got the advantage by wrapping Christina's long hair in one hand, freeing her other hand which she shaped into a fist and smashed into the singer's perfect facial features. It was a hard punch and made a good connection, causing Christina to yelp and release Kelly's tits long enough for Kelly to separate herself from her. Kelly made it to her feet, kept a good hold of the hair and propelled Christina into the nearest wall face-first.

Kelly took a good firm grip of Christina's hair and bounced her head off the wall. Christina partially blocked the move by getting her arms up and they absorbed most of the impact. Kelly saw this and proceeded to kick her in the stomach and when Christina dropped her hands to cover up , Kelly smacked her head into the wall full force.

With her opponent momentarily stunned Kelly got to her knees over Christina and slapped the hell out of the blonde with vicious open hand slaps. These were relentless and with Kelly's chunky thighs trapping Christina's arms she couldn't get them clear to defend herself and quickly her cheeks were a bright red from the slapping they were taking.

Kelly paused, out of breath, and sneered down at her enemy "Not so fucking hot now are you slut ? I'll finish this real quick", and with that Kelly leaned forward and positioned her big boobs over Christina's nose and mouth and attempted to smother her rival. Christina recognised what the fat bitch was trying to do and redoubled her efforts to escape. To no avail as Kelly was just too fat and heavy to move. However , in leaning forward , Kelly had inadvertently freed Christina's hands and wrists. Wasting no time Christina stretched her fingers and found Kelly's hairy pussy and started ripping and pulling as hard as she could.

With sharp pain shooting up her crotch Kelly immediately bucked up and shrieked, releasing Christina's face and arms. With the extra leverage Christina got a good big handful of Kelly's pubic hair and ripped away as had as she could.

As Kelly felt the pain Christina balled her hand into a fist ( replete with horrible curly black hairs between her fingers ! ) and delivered a straight arm punch right to Kelly Osbourne's face, catching her in the nose and giving a satisfying crunch. Kelly fell onto her ample backside , her head rocking back and banging into the wall, not knowing whether to cover her face or her crotch with her hands. It didn't matter anyway as an a Christina stamped down with her foot striking Kelly a number of times all over her body.

With her opponent desperately covering up and backed into a wall Christina stood over her and began to rain in punches and slaps, most getting through Kelly's feeble defence to find their target. Somehow , Kelly managed to grab one Christina's wrists as it zoomed in and she held on , then when the other hand came in to try and free it she grabbed it too and pulled the lighter singer down on top of her and they , again rolled along the floor pulling and screaming at each other.

When they came to a stop Christina still had a definite advantage as Kelly lay face down and Christina straddled her back. Kelly momentarily was distracted by the drip of blood that came from her nose , no doubt a result of her opponents hard punch. The delay was a a bad thing as Christina seized a grip of Kelly's greasy black hair and summoning all her strength slams Kelly's face into the floorboards as hard as possible. She does it again. And again. And again. By now Kelly's senses are swimming and her bleeding nose is in a far worse state. Christina loves this and she stands up , puts her foot on the back of Kelly's head and grinds her face into the floor , making sure her damaged nose is rubbed backwards and forwards over the wood.

Christina kicks Kelly's body until she flops over onto her back and she smiles at the damage she has inflicted on her rival.

"I thought you were tough Porky. You're a wimp. Still you don't have to worry that I've damaged your looks, you were ugly as sin beforehand anyway !".

With that Christina pressed her foot onto Kelly's throat and exerted pressure down onto it , "Come on give up you bitch".

"N-no , never".

Christina was in complete control at this stage and to emphasise the point she jumped in the air and crashed, both knees first, into Kelly back, causing her to squeal out loud. Christina strode cockily to the Kelly's head and lifted it up, the dark haired girl could barely defend herself, Christina then put Kelly's head between her legs and somehow managed to power her body up to a standing position, so she stood with her body bent over and her heads between the blonde's legs. Christina then attempted to deliver a piledriver, which she thought if she could deliver on the solid floor would knock her opponent out and allow her to weaken her to a state to where she would have to quit.

She strained with all her might and saw Kelly's feet leave the floor but rise no further. She tried again and again but no luck. Her stubbornness cost her though as on her fourth attempt to lift the weight of her opponent Kelly had enough about her to use her neck muscles to lever Christina up and over her head and come crashing straight down on her then shoulder.

The landing was hard and Christina knew immediately she was hurt, she had dislocated her shoulder and the pain was surging through it as she lay there recovering. Fortunately, Kelly was hardly capitalising as she lay a little bit over breathing hard through her busted, bloody nose. Christina got to her feet, trying to ignore the pain in her shoulder as it hung uselessly by her side, and moved to Kelly to give her a few kicks but each time she connected a sharp pain stabbed into her own shoulder.

Kelly saw her opponents discomfort and was heartened so she took the kicks and waited for her opening. It came as Christina was delivering a kick and her useless left arm came within Kelly's reach, despite the kick she reached up and grabbed onto the arm and pulled down as hard as possibled, wrenching the limb further from it's socket and causing Christina to scream in agony.

Kelly made it to her feet as Christina fell to the floor and Kelly showed no mercy to her injured opponent by kicking the arm and socket repeatedly until she exhausted herself. Kelly got down behind Christina and hooked the injured arm behind her back in a chicken wing and forced it up behind her back as hard as she could.

Kelly rested her head on Christina's injured shoulder as she tortured it and hissed in her enemies ear.

  "Come on Bitch, just say you quit, say it! I can just see the pictures now you getting pounded by three guys all over the magazines like the skank you are!. Come on! Quit!".

The pain in Christina's shoulder was nearly unbearable and with Kelly's full weight pushing into her back there seemed no opportunity to escape. She did not quit though, the thought of the humiliation she would have to endure if she appeared in the pictures Kelly so luridly described forcing her to try and ignore the pain. That was hard because Kelly was wrenching her arm harder and harder and Christina felt her shoulder was on fire.

Kelly had hooked her free arm around Christina's face to pull it in the opposite direction as her shoulder. This meant that Kelly's chubby fingers held on around Christina's chin. In desperation Christina widened her beautiful mouth and chomped down , viciously biting one of Kelly's fingers. She bit deep and hard and it got the desired reaction as Kelly screamed out and immediately let go of her foe to tend to her finger.

"Aahh ! You fucking dirty bitch ! you fucking cheat", Kelly screamed at her opponent. Christina gave a small smile through her grimace of pain and forced herself up from her kneeling position. Her arm was next to useless now and she realised her situation and struck with fury , driven by the fear that she was so close to submitting. She balled her good right hand into a tight, fist and then piston-like drove it into Kelly's face repeatedly.

Harder and hard she punched her opponent, brushing off Kelly's attempts to cover up and connecting again and again with skin and bone. One of the hard shots opened a cut on Kelly's forehead above her eye while another really split her nose and she bled a full nose-bleed. Kelly grabbed and caught Christina's swinging arm and had grand plans to topple her onto her bad arm but before she could Christina moved closer and delivered a devastating headbutt to the bridge of her opponent's nose.

Kelly went down from this blow hard, crashing to the floor , aware that she was bleeding heavily from the nose.

Christina followed up by driving her knee into Kelly's exposed back , viciously connecting with her kidneys. As Kelly lay on her front howling Christina leapt on her back , hooked her long ,sharp finger nails on her good hand into Kelly's busted nostrils an pulled back with all her might. It was too much for Kelly to handle and she sobbed that she quit almost immediately That didn't stop the singer though as she wrenched back continuously , pouring on more and more pressure until men came into the room and had to physically pull her off her opponent.

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One month later on the latest crap version of the Osbournes TV show, the scene came up with bratty daughter Kelly tightly strapped into a barbers chai. He arms and legs unable to move and a large strap stretched across her chest. She looks upset as Christina Aguliera enters the scene from the left carrying an electric shaver. She takes her place behind Kelly, taunts her then drives the shave down the centre of Kelly's hair creating a bald path right down the centre of her horrible black hair. Some minutes later of this compulsive TV later and Christina had finished the job and before leaving spits in Kelly's face. The last we hear is Kelly's brother Jack laughing at his sisters plight.