Celebrity Wrestling

Night 3, Match 3

Shannon was still seething mad as she made her way back to the dressing rooms. Not only had Brooke Burns robbed her of the opportunity to get the full 15 points, but her partner had been totally annihilated in the night's first match. Ali Larter's back has been brutally bent, stretched and pounded by Victoria Silvestedt and Shannon wasn't sure her partner would be ok to wrestle in the tag-team tournament Saturday. She stepped in to Ali's dressing room and saw her partner lying on the trainer table. There were no trainers there anymore and Ali appeared to be sleeping. Shannon went in, sat on one of the recliners and watched the TV, waiting to check on her partner's condition when she awoke.

In the ring, the marquee match-up of the evening is just about ready to go. Jessica Simpson is bouncing back and forth like a boxer in her corner, ready to get the match going. She's wearing blue and white-striped bikini shorts and an American flag bikini top and blue wrestling boots. Her breasts are bouncing magnificently in rhythm with her dancing as she eyes her opponent across the ring. Jessica Alba is stretching her arms and neck, staring back ay her shorter opponent. At 5'7, Alba has a good 4 inches in height on Simpson, but a six inch advantage sure didn't help Simpson's first foe, Kim Smith. Alba, though, brings a far better filled-out frame to the ring in her red string bikini and matching red wrestling boots. Her bronzed skin, full lips and femininely muscular frame make her looks betray the fighter she has trained to become. The crowd is certainly appreciative of the work both ladies have done to get into incredible physical shape for this event, and they are pretty evenly split in their cheering.

The ref signals the start of the match and as the crowd roars, Simpson darts across the ring at her opponent. Clearly, she is eager to use a perceived advantage in quickness against Alba. As she lowers her shoulder, though, going for the spear, Alba side-steps her and, with the help of Simpson's own momentum, drives her into the corner where her right shoulder slides through the ropes, slamming hard into the ring's metal support pole. Simpson screams in pain as her shoulder thuds into the post and slumps in the corner. Alba steps in behind her eager rival and stomps down on her back. Simpson is on her knees with her upper body resting against the middle rope and she doesn't contest Alba as she continues to stomp on her back. Finally the ref steps in, telling Alba she needs to get the action out of the corner.

Alba drags Simpson out of the corner by her hair, lifts her and power slams her in the center of the ring, bringing her full weight down on Simpson as her back hits the mat. As Alba gets to her feet, Simpson rolls to her left side, still rubbing her shoulder. Alba drags Simpson back to her feet and wraps her arms around her waist from behind. She then lifts Simpson up and slams her down over her back in a belly-to-back suplex forcing the brunt of the blow to her shoulders and head. Alba maintains her hold around Simpson's waist, rolls her, lifts her again and repeats the move. As she does it again, the crowd starts to count, “3….4….5” As she finally releases Simpson after the fifth repetition allowing her to slump against the mat, motionless. Alba then walks around Simpson, approaching her from behind. She straddles the petite blonde and stomps her right foot down between her shoulder blades. She grabs Simpson's wrists and wrenches her into a standing surfboard hold, ripping at the shoulders and stretching the back. Simpson has no choice but to submit as the pain in her shoulder is unbearable. Alba releases the hold.

At the restart, Alba again lifts Simpson's body from the mat by her hair. The foolishly eager charge by Simpson has really taken the competitive nature from this match as Alba is proving to be a superior tactician, focusing her attack on the weakened area. As gets to her knees, though, Simpson jabs her thumb into Alba's crotch. Caught by surprise, Alba releases Simpson's hair and retreats a few steps. The Simpson supporters in the crowd roar their support. Simpson continues to her feet on her own power, her right arm hanging loosely to her side. She moves it a little, rubbing the shoulder and trying to get feeling back as Alba starts to approach again. When she gets close enough, Simpson leaps in the air, landing a flying drop-kick to Alba's chest and dropping her to the mat. Alba covers her chest and rolls to the corner as Simpson again gets to her feet. As Alba reaches for the top rope to pull herself up, Simpson stomps on the back of her head, driving her forehead into the middle turnbuckle. She's still shaking the right arm and rubbing the shoulder, but the movement in the limb is improving.

She gets Alba up using her hair and rams her forehead into the top turnbuckle. She then turns Alba and launches her towards the opposite corner. Alba reverses the momentum, though, and manages to send Simpson slamming into the corner. As Simpson staggers out of the corner with a look of shock on her face, Alba runs up and climbs on her shoulders, turning to face the same way as Simpson as she does. She then flips both of them, slamming Simpson's back to the mat. She wraps her shapely legs around Simpson's head, trapping her in a figure four headlock as her fans roar in appreciation of her athleticism. Simpson kicks wildly, trying to break the hold, but as she senses the life slipping from her, she issues a second submission, mercifully causing the hold's release.

Alba gets back to her feet, awaiting the restart. Simpson, too finally gets to her feet as the ref restarts the match. She's not holding her shoulder anymore, but it's still hanging low as she tries to strike a defensive posture. Alba raises her hands, offering a test of strength and as she closes the distance, Simpson wildly kicks at her stomach. Alba is able to dance back, avoiding the blow, which spins Simpson around, facing away from Alba. Taking advantage, Alba steps in and stomps the back of her careless opponent's left knee. Simpson drops to that knee and tries to get back up as Alba repeats the stomp, this time sending her to the mat. Simpson tries to drag herself away, but is abruptly pulled back to the middle of the ring by her left leg, which receives another stomp as they reach their destination. Alba turns Simpson over, forcing her to face upwards. She leaps in the air and lands with the full force of her weight coming down on the left knee. She jerks the lower leg up, bending Simpson's knee sideways, again causing enormous pain.

As she works the knee, Alba finds herself seated between Simpson's legs. This offers Simpson the opportunity to trap her in a leg scissors. The hold starts weakly, but Simpson is able to force her left leg free and lock it in, getting her fans back to their feet. Alba is in a lot of pain and to add insult, Simpson reaches around and starts mauling her breasts. She grabs each starts twisting and pulling, drawing screams of pain from Alba. The ref starts a count as this “hold” is not legal and at four, she releases Alba's breasts. The ref tells her to release the scissors, too, and in response, Simpson grips her breasts again. “You mean I have to release the whole thing?” she asks, innocently, as Alba's screams again fill the arena. The ref nods as he counts again. Jessica releases at four.

Alba, her screaming stopped, tries to crawl away from Simpson after the hold is released. Simpson works quickly, though, able to get a half-nelson applied and driving her back to the mat on her stomach. She torques Alba's torso back, stretching the chest muscles and drawing a pained groan from Alba. Simpson, though, realizes that they have been slowly but steadily sliding across the ring a little too late as Alba finally reaches the lower rope with her unencumbered hand. Stretching for the ropes, though, is adding a little pain to the hold Simpson has and she maintains it as the ref counts her off. When she is finally released, Alba pulls herself up using the middle rope, as she gets both hands on it, Simpson jerks her off the mat using her feet. She has Alba stretched out, facing the ceiling, holding the middle rope. As she yanks her ankles, Simpson forces Alba skyward, making in impossible to maintain her grip on the rope. She lets go and her upper back and head slam hard on the mat. Simpson, though, doesn't release her ankles. Instead, she holds them up in a “v” and maliciously stomps Alba's crotch. Without allowing her to retract her legs, Simpson steps in and traps Alba in a figure four leg lock, drawing more screams from Alba. “You're mine now, bitch!” Simpson says as Alba continues to scream. She thrusts her self back, cranking the pain up even higher as Alba tries to drag them both back to the ropes. “I'm not just going to beat you, half-breed. I'm here to injure you. You're going to wish you never even heard of this event when we're done here.”

Alba does finally reach the ropes, starting the ref counting again. Simpson again waits to the four to release and Alba starts to pull herself up using the ropes again. Simpson reaches for the ankles, though, and again launches Alba up, slamming her back and head to the may again. Alba reaches for her head as Simpson drops her ankles. She runs to the ropes and comes back at Alba, launching herself into the air for the flying body splash. Instinctively, Alba raises her knees and Simpson's landing is made quite painful as she bounces off of them and flips to the floor on her back. Simpson cradles her ribs on the floor as Alba finally gets to her feet. She walks up to Simpson and places her foot on her throat, cutting her oxygen supply, as the ref counts. At four, Alba relents but stomps her boot down on Simpson's forehead. Simpson shoots up into a seated position and Alba swiftly gets behind her and grips her in a full nelson. She leans forcefully on Simpson's back, driving her head down to the mat. Simpson's breathing is very shallow as her head is driven to within a couple of inches of the mat. As she groans painfully, Simpson taps a third submission and Alba releases.

Alba is still hurting pretty badly from the abuse she took earlier and during the break, leans in the corner. Her fans are going crazy as their heroine has wracked up 3 points in this tough match and has yet to allow Simpson any. Remarkably, Simpson, too, is able to get to her feet as the match restarts. Her mobility hasn't been very affected by the holds Alba has used and she starts towards her resting foe. Alba isn't able to get away from the corner before Simpson bears down on her, driving her left shoulder into her mid-section and trapping her there. As Simpson draws back to repeat the move, Alba dives her fist down, punching her right shoulder. Pain shoots through the shoulder as Simpson completes a second rep. Alba again drives a fist into Simpson as she starts a third. After driving the left shoulder into Alba again, Simpson drops to a knee. The pain in her right shoulder is too much to bear. Alba, grateful for an end to the shoulder blocks, lifts up on Simpson's right arm as she steps over her head and traps her in a head scissors. Her face instantly turns red with the strength of Alba's legs putting a crushing squeeze on her, but Simpson's shoulder is where the real pain is. Her hand starts to tingle as the pain shoots through her arm and, although she is in the corner, right next to the ropes, she submits again. Alba releases the hold and Simpson collapses from the pain.

Alba stays right by Simpson through the break and at the restart, she drags her up and brings her to the middle of the ring. She flips Simpson by her hair, slamming her to the mat. Then she jerks her into a seated position and traps her in leg scissors while locking her in a full nelson. Simpson offers no resistance and immediately submits. Alba, again, releases the hold immediately, happy to have pocketed 5 points. “See, Jessica? This doesn't have to be nasty. We don't have to fight dirty. I'm sure that you're well aware, by now, that a wrestler can follow the rules and still effectively punish her opponent. Keep that in mind and settle down some in the future,” Alba tells her beaten foe.

The ref restarts and Alba lifts Simpson off the mat forcing her head between her legs. The crowd cheers loudly at the sight of Jessica Simpson's head trapped between Alba's long, strong, sexy legs. Alba picks Simpson up, holding her torso and lifting her into seated position on her shoulders. Again, the imagery thrills the crowd seeing Simpson seated on Alba's shoulders and Alba's head in her crotch. Next, though, Alba power bombs Simpson to the mat, ending any doubt about the real winner here. She rolls Simpson up and, though Simpson flails unexpectedly, the ref counts three and awards the pin to Alba. She gets to her feet, allowing the ref to raise her hand in victory, but Alba doesn't see that Simpson is getting up, too. Mistaking the crowd's warning for adulation, Alba waves happily as Simpson comes up behind her and drives a wicked kick into Alba's crotch.

Alba's expression instantly changes to one of pained shock and try as she might, she cannot make a sound. Simpson seizes the opportunity presented by Alba's motionless shock and again kicks her in the crotch. Alba collapses to her knees as the ref turns to chastise Simpson for her actions. As he does, though, Simpson descends on Alba and locks her in a dragon sleeper, bending her backwards painfully. Having Alba trapped, Simpson grabs her left tit, twisting and pulling on it. She continues to torture Alba as the ref counts. His count is unheeded, though, as the match is over and Simpson can't be docked any points for her after-match behavior (she didn't earn any). She continues mauling Alba's breast as security finally enters the ring. Three rather large gentlemen grab her and finally drag her off of Alba, but she ends up with her bikini top as a trophy. “Did you have any more lessons you wanted to teach me, Bitch?” Simpson shouts as she is forced from the ring. Alba rolls to her side, moaning and holding her crotch. The crowd again goes wild, seeing Alba's beautiful breasts on display. Not realizing her exposure, Alba starts to get back up, using the ropes to help her. The ref removes his shirt and covers her as he helps her through the ropes to the floor. Alba realizes she has been flashing the crowd and tears fall from her eyes. She gingerly walks back to the dressing room, utterly humiliated.