Celebrity Wrestling
Night two: Match Three

In Jessica Alba’s dressing room, one of the trainers is finishing up a body massage as Jessica Biel enters. The trainer and Alba are both fixated on the TV, but Biel doesn’t see anything going on other than what looks like an animated conversation in the ring. She realizes that the ref and Victoria Silvestedt are involved in the conversation, but doesn’t recognize the other guy.
“What’s got you two staring at the TV so intently? Is that conversation really so riveting?” Biel asks as she steps further into the room.
“Hey, Jess,” replies Alba. “Glad you could be here. I appreciate it. You just missed quite a show. Did you ever see Victoria during the workouts?”
“Can’t say I did. Why, she looks good?”
“Well, they had to stop the match. Seriously, I thought she was going to kill Elisha Cuthbert. It wasn’t even a match, just a slaughter. I don’t know whether to think of it as Victoria just being that awesome or Elisha being that bad. Either way, maybe we should pay her a visit and see if she’s going to be ok. It was a brutal, brutal beating she just took.”
“I saw Elisha workout. I thought she might do ok. Maybe a middle-of-the-pack type. Other than being a little short, she seemed to be fit enough and quick enough she could give some folks trouble. What happened?”
“Victoria happened. She beat her from pillar to post. I swear I thought she was going to break her back. They actually gave her 2 points to pin Elisha and stop going for her submission points,” Alba explained, starting to rising to a seated position on the trainer’s table. She wore nothing but thong panties for her massage and looked relaxed, refreshed and comfortable. Her naturally tan body glistened with massage oil. She stretched her arms over her head leaning side to side getting a good stretch. Then, she hopped off the table, her firm breasts accenting her landing with a bounce. “Speaking of backs, how you feeling today? You need a rub?”
“The massage you gave me yesterday helped, but I certainly could use one to work the soreness out a little more. I do feel a lot better than I did this morning, though. I could barely get out of bed.” Biel got out of the recliner she had taken a seat in and took off her t-shirt as the trainer nodded that he would stick around. She had decided earlier in the day that fooling with a bra was more effort than it was worth with her back feeling the effect of her match against Eliza last night. She then slid her shorts off, revealing a red thong that left little to the imagination. As Alba put her robe on and headed to the shower, Biel stretched out, face down on the trainer’s table. Her back was still very bruised. She instructed the trainer to be very gentle with her bruised areas, but she wanted him to work the soreness out as much as possible. As she lay on the table, she looked at the TV and noticed that the next match was about ready to start.

In the ring, Jennifer Garner and Kristanna Loken had just finished the ref’s meeting and were getting themselves ready for the match. Kristanna has also taken to her training very well. Her 5’11 frame has filled out well muscularly and she looks amazing in her dark red bikini. With the blonde hair and the height, a lot of fans are wondering if she will be as tough as Victoria was, or as brutal. Garner, though, is going to be a much tougher opponent. She, too, has trained hard and her 5’8 frame looks amazingly strong. For a woman in her early 30s, she looks like she could really hold her own. She’s twisting her torso side to side, stretching her back. She wears a very tight pair of cottony, ankle length tights that are light blue and a dark blue bikini top. The ref signals the start of the match and the women start out of their corners.

They meet in the center of the ring and lock arms, latching tightly to each others shoulders and trying to drive their opponent back. This is an exquisite display of feminine muscularity and the men in the crowd are in awe. After a few seconds, both realize that they cannot get an advantage this way and break. Kristanna offers a test of strength, hoping to use her height to an advantage. Jennifer accepts, taking a firm grip on each of Kristanna’s hands. After a short stand-off, Kristanna’s height advantage begins to materialize as she starts forcing Jennifer’s hands back. Pain starts to shoot through her wrists as Jennifer finds her self dropping to knee. As Kristanna steps in to press her advantage, Jennifer head-butts her in the stomach. A loud grunt signals Loken’s surprise at the move, but she cannot free her hands to cover her belly. Jennifer head-butts her again in the same spot, still maintaining her grip on Kristanna’s hands. Jennifer gets back to her feet, still holding the hands of her opponent. Kristanna hunches over, allowing Jennifer to raise her arms above and behind her as she steps in closer. Jennifer launches her right knee straight up, catching Kristanna in her left breast. Like a piston, Jennifer continues to launch the knee eight more times, each one lifting Kristanna off the mat. She releases Kristanna’s hands and grabs her by the shoulders, not allowing her to fall to the mat and drives her into the corner, placing her arms over the top ropes.
Kristanna is in a totally helpless position now and can only watch as Jennifer steps back and begins to drive her right shoulder into her gut. She continues the punishment, repeating the move ten times before she grabs Loken by the hair and drags her out of the corner. Leading her to the center of the ring, Jennifer snaps her over her shoulder slamming her painfully to the mat and dragging her into a seated position. She slaps a sleeper hold on Kristanna and locks it tight, leaning on her foe as she tries to wiggle away. Kristanna is really worried now as she starts to sense her strength draining away. Before she can succumb to the hold, she offers a submission.
Garner releases the hold and goes to the corner keeping an eye on her opponent. Loken starts to get to her feet as the ref signals the restart. Jennifer charges out of the corner ready to get back to work. As she approaches, Kristanna catches her in the knee with a side kick, dropping her immediately to the mat. Jennifer is rolled up on the mat, clutching her left knee as Kristanna drops a knee onto her left rib cage. Loken gets back up and walks around to Jennifer’s legs, grabbing her left ankle. She steps around and launches herself into the air landing her elbow on Garner’s knee. As she perches on top of the wounded limb, she jerks the lower half of Garner’s leg up and in, straining the knee some more. Jennifer reaches up and grabs Kristanna’s head, trying to draw her in and reapply the sleeper that earned her a submission already. Loken, though, yanks harder on the knee, shooting a pain through Jennifer and casing her lay back down.
After a couple of minutes of torture, Kristanna rolls Jennifer to her stomach, maintaining a hold on the left ankle. As Jennifer lies on her belly, trying to reach her knee, Kristanna steps on the knee with her left foot, facing away from Garner’s head. She wraps the ankle securely behind her own leg, then falls back into an Indian knee lock, folding Garner’s lower leg back and bringing it almost to the ground next to her thigh. Jennifer screams in pain as Kristanna twists, driving the ankle further down and torturing Jennifer’s knee even more. Finally, Jennifer screams her submission, gaining relief as Kristanna breaks the hold.
During the break, Jennifer holds her knee, rocking back and forth as Kristanna stands over her, staring down at her prey. The ref signals the restart and Kristanna goes right back after the left ankle. She lifts it and begins to stomp on the back of Garner’s knee. She leaps in the air again after about 6 good stomps and lands right on the knee again. She yanks back on the ankle, bending the knee sideways again causing even more pain to Garner. As she moans in pain, though, Garner realizes that Kristanna has her torso on the knee. She seizes the opportunity and squeezes her rival’s torso in a scissors hold, much to Kristanna’s surprise.
Kristanna tries to pry the legs apart as Jennifer leans back and really amps up the pressure. The hold isn’t locked in very well, but it has effectively ended the torture her knee was experiencing. While Kristanna remains focused on prying her foe’s knees apart, Jennifer sits back up and applies another sleeper. Very quickly, Kristanna realizes her strength is slipping away again and issues another submission. The ref awards a point to Jennifer as she breaks the hold and slides away from Loken. The ref explains that the hold was different than the original sleeper because of the addition of the leg scissors.
As the ref counts down the break, neither wrestler gets to her feet. Garner is still rubbing her left knee and Loken trying to clear the cobwebs. The ref signals the restart and both wrestlers turn to face each other, remaining seated. Finally, they both attempt to get up, with Loken making it to her feet first and slapping a front face lock onto Jennifer, keeping her bent over. With her free right hand, Loken launches punches into Garner’s side. Garner tries to move Loken back into a corner, but her knee doesn’t allow her to get any sustainable drive. Loken continues with the shots to the ribs, causing Garner to cover up. As she does, Loken releases the face lock, leaps into the air and drives her elbow down right between Jennifer’s shoulder blades and forcing her face-first to the mat.
With her opponent sprawled out, face-down in front of her, Loken lifts her right leg, stomping it down on Garner’s back, again, right between the shoulder blades. She keeps her foot in place, reaches down and grabs Jennifer’s wrists, yanking them up and stretching her chest to an extreme Jennifer has never felt. It’s an odd look with this hold being placed on from over Jennifer’s head, but very effective. Jennifer submits to end the pain and both women have now collected two points. Kristanna drops Jennifer’s arms and steps away from her, contemplating her next move.
As the ref signals restart, Jennifer is just starting to get to her feet. Her left knee is still hurting and she has trouble standing. As Loken approaches, ready to inflict some more damage, Garner grabs her by the hair and slings her into the corner. Loken’s arms fly over the top rope as she is caught totally off-guard. Jennifer rushes in and slams her shoulder into Loken’s belly. She repeats the move 6 or 7 times eliciting grunts of pain with each. Her knee is still pulsing with pain and, at this point, Jennifer thinks it might be best to just try and end this match. She stops with the shoulder blocks and reaches up around Kristanna’s throat and starts to literally strangle the life from her. When the ref’s count hits 4, she releases the choke and slaps Kristanna hard on her chest. Then, she wraps her arm around Kristanna’s head, dragging her away from the corner in a side head-lock. She starts to run across the ring, ignoring the pain in her knee long enough to launch herself up and execute a devastating bulldog, driving Loken’s head straight into the mat. With no resistance, she is able to roll Loken over and gain the pin; 1, 2, 3.
After the pin is completed, Jennifer leans in to Kristanna and whispers, “Excellent match, Kristanna. I had top end it because you really worked my knee hard. Good luck with the rest of your matches. You’ll be tough to beat.”
With that, Jennifer climbs out of the ring and limps back to her dressing room.