Maxim Superbrawl by bocarat

Jillian Barbarie versus Rachel Ray

It was the Thursday night before the Super Bowl game in Jacksonville , and one event for the pre-game festivities was the Food Network preparing dinner buffet before the game at one of the local hotel's large corporate meeting rooms. At the Fund Raiser for the homeless in Jacksonville , was the Food Network's cutest star Rachel Ray. She and other on-air hosts were preparing feasts for the charity, and their guests. Some of the guests included the on-air talent for Fox who were the specials guests. The male on-air hosts included those televising and providing color and analysis for the game. Also present was Jillian Barbarie. She is the sexy, and outspoken weather and entertainment commentator for the network football games.

While scanning the food at the buffet table, all the men caught sight of the effervescent, cute and smiling features of Rachel. She is about 5'5” brunette with beautiful olive skin and a contagious smile and pretty round face. She was serving up the food and treats to the men, and many were making comments on how attractive the food was, and how gorgeous Rachel was. She symbolized the perky, girl next door. She was wearing a short black dress with heels and a lacey apron. She has nice shapely legs, and a firm ass and stomach. She is small in the chest, but her chest is firm. Jillian, who is also 5'5” and is a brownish blonde was wearing a tight cocktail dress, which revealed her tight stomach as well as her firm, large chest. Jillian could not but overhear the comments, and made some remarks that the little bitch did not have the body to make the top 100 of Maxim, and in fact would have a hard time making the top 100 at an old folks nursing home. The men kept on teasing and kidding Jillian since she was number 87 on the list. Jillian kept saying that there was a big difference between # 87 & 92. Just look at her, she got tits like a sparrow, and big thighs. Well one of the men, she has a lot going for her, besides she is really cute, and she cooks!!! Jillian just gave the man a look that would kill if she were a firing squad. I don't see what anybody sees in her, she ain't got shit! Jillian was getting really steamed, but the men just kept teasing her about the comparisons between the two women.

After the on-air crew ate most of their dinner, and made several trips back for “seconds” Rachel came over to the table, and thanking them for their support for the homeless and the fund raiser. One of the men, made mention to the Maxim poll, and then pointed out that Jillian was on the list also. Rachel looked up a Jillian, and smiled and said please to meet you as she stuck out her hand to shake, but Jillian ignored her and just smiled wicked smile at the cute brunette. Rachel withdrew the hand, and then said thank you again and have a great broadcast. Rachel walked away, and looked back at Jillian who was also watching her leave. The two women locked eyes, as Rachel's felt uncomfortable, and wonder why should felt tension rising in her body. Jillian continued to watch Rachel walk around and socialize, with each instance watching the men smile and ogle over her petite body. With each introduction, Jillian felt more contempt and hatred for the little slut, and wanted to prove to Rachel and the rest of the world that this little kitchen slut had no business being recognized with the top beauties of the world.

The fundraiser was just about over, with sponsors and dignitaries thanking the guests, and celebrities for their involvement and then asked that the chef's come to the podium to accept their sincere thanks and appreciation for the meal. Jillian cringed when Rachel approached the podium to receive her plaque of appreciation, and gift basket. As she accepted the gifts and applause, and gave the crowd a kiss, curtsey and waved, as she pranced off the stage. She was stopped by people in the crowd, for signatures, brief chats, and pictures. Rachel caught Jillian approaching her, and herself signing autographs, when a young well dressed man asked Rachel to sign her top 100 Maxim issue. Rachel looked up and smiled and thanked the man for sponsoring the event, and Jillian walked up and said would you like a real Sex symbol sign your magazine, and soon the man was drooling over the prospect of getting two signatures, and the flamboyant and sassy Jillian made the most of the opportunity to slam the aesthetic aspect of her rival Rachel Ray. Jillian said that they should have some sort of standards for such a list. Rachel took the insult with grace, and pretended not to hear the insult. Jillian signed the issue and handed it back to the young man. Rachel asked what the hell was that all about, as the two women separated from the crowd. Oh nothing just an observation, as to how the hell did you get into the issue in the first place. I mean you don't have anything that would include you in such a list of sexy women. Rachel was offended by the remarks and the insinuation that she didn't belong. As Jillian started to walk away, Rachel reached for her arm and said to her, maybe the editors realize that beauty is not found in someone who IQ is equal to her chest size. Jillian grabbed her arm away from Rachel, why you little bitch. Where do you get off by saying that, and Rachel responded by saying and at least my chest is my own. The two had squared off, and some in the crowd had noticed that the two women were in some form of argument, and watched and approached the two women hoping to hear what was being discussed. Both women, felt the crowd close in on them, and Jillian said you wanna settle this? Rachel said yeah. Jillian said not here, let's go to my hotel room. Fine Rachel said. Jillian said I'm staying at the omni, 7 th floor and gave Rachel the room number. I see you there in an hour, and don't be late! Rachel nodded, and said don't try to give me the run around and some fake hotel or room, cause I'll track you down. Just don't be late! Jillian said and made her way off to her limo waiting to take she and the crew back to the hotel. Rachel just watched her leave, and wondering what the hell did I just get into.

Time had passed, and the trip to Jillian's hotel and room was uneventful. It was only a short trip from the fundraiser location. Rachel knocked on the door, and Jillian answered still in her dress and heels. The two meet, as Jillian closed the door, I wasn't sure you would show up bitch! Jillian said. Now, now did I do something to offend you at some time in the past? Rachel asked. Yeah! Your fat, skanky ass in Maxim offends me, and with that the two women slowly moved towards each other. They circled briefly, when Jillian moved towards Rachel and leaned in on her. Rachel with her hands on her hips then fails out her hands well are you gonna start it bitch! Rachel said. Jillian grabbed Rachel's hair, and pushed her on the upholstered chair in the room. Jillian sat on her, and grabbed Rachel's pantyhose encased legs and bite her right leg just above the ankle. Rachel then grabbed Jillian's leg and bit her too. Then the two started to twist, and bend each other legs, as Jillian still sat on top of Rachel. Jillian then grabbed Rachel's chest, and said I am gonna rip these little mosquito bites off your chest! Rachel responded by clawing at Jillian's chest and nipples, and soon both women were agonizing in pain. Rachel was able to push Jillian off her lap, and onto the floor. Jillian latched onto the outstretched arms of Rachel and was able to roll her over, now Jillian was on top of Rachel. Rachel wrapped her legs around Jillian's waist, and tried to roll her off of her, but Jillian attacked Rachel by biting her left breast. Rachel screamed and bucked Jillian off, and then leaped on top of Jillian with a chest pin. Rachel pulled Jillian's hair with her right arm, while her left tried to punch Jillian in the abs. Jillian pulled down the dress and bra of Rachel, then when Rachel tried to cover herself up, she broke Rachel's hold and then pinned Rachel down. Jillian lowered her chest into Rachel's face, and locked her legs around Rachel's legs. Jillian scratched and clawed at Rachel's chest, and then pulled her up by her hair and dropped her on the carpeted floor. Rachel responded by pulling Jillian's hair back. Rachel then punched Jillian in the side, and then kneed her in her love mound. Jillian rolled off and curled up on the floor, as Rachel quickly separated to get precious lung full of air, and plan her next move.

While Rachel regained her senses, Jillian recovered quicker and grabbed Rachel's left leg and began to tear her pantyhose off, Rachel still in a sitting position kicked, but Jillian now standing ripped and tore at her pantyhose. Jillian then stood over Rachel and kneed her in the jaw and knocked her on her back on the carpeted floor. Jillian then launched herself on top of Rachel, punching her and tearing at her chest. The two rolled and rolled around the floor, when Rachel got hold of Jillian's leg and tore at her pantyhose. The two women grunted, and groaned with each kick and cuss word expressed towards their hated rival. Jillian eventually got Rachel on her knees, and soon had her bent at the waist. Jillian locked Rachel's head between her thighs, and tore the remaining hose and now panties off of Rachel. Jillian then insulted Rachel, calling her such a fat ass, with thunder thighs. Jillian would spank Rachel's ass, and mock her at having a huge ass, and it was a wonder the Maxim spread on able to fit her picture on a page with such a lard ass! After her panties and pantyhose were torn off, Rachel was able to rise up and punch Jillian in the face, and knock her backwards. Rachel then sprang like a cat on top of Jillian, and now the two were locked in a tight embrace punching each other in the sides and back. Rachel was able to gain some footing with her strong legs, and pin Jillian down and started tearing and ripping Jillian's dress off her sexy body. Rachel pulled her dress over Jillian's head, and exposed her bra and chest. Rachel then pulled and ripped her bra off, exposing Jillian's chest and they became target of Rachel's rage. Rachel squeezed and pulled Jillian's nipples, then pinched her full chest with her small but strong hands. Jillian bucked Rachel off, but before Rachel lost the dominant position, she pulled and tore Jillian's hose and panties. Now both women were completely naked. They separated to catch their breath, and regain their senses.

Jillian being in better shape, walked on her knees over to Rachel, and tackled her to the floor. She could feel Rachel's firm and perky chest being over matched by her larger chest. Each woman stole a peek at the battle their breasts were having, and Jillian noticed Rachel eyeing the battle, and began to rub her nipples and breasts across Rachel's. Still think you are in my league slut! Fuck you! You silicone bitch! Rachel replied. Jillian continued to drive her chest against Rachel's. While their chests were battling, each woman's thighs and legs were also having their own private war. Jillian rose up on top of Rachel, and grinded her love mound against Rachel's, and said that is what a real woman's pussy feel like bitch. Rachel could only moan, as the grinding was becoming painful as their pelvic bones were smacking and hitting each other. The smell of the female sexual aroma began to fill the room, as both women were becoming aroused by the sensual contact made with their bitter rival. Eventually, Rachel was able to buck Jillian off of her, and as Jillian fell, Rachel grabbed her left foot, and began to twist and claw her leg again. Jillian responded by pulling Rachel's hair, as both women screamed in pain, they continued to inflict more pain. Rachel then maneuvered her body, and kicked Jillian in her pussy. Jillian immediately curled up and let go of Rachel's hair. Rachel seeing the opportunity, landed on Jillian's prone body, and schoolgirl pinned her. Rachel then mounted the face of Jillian and tried to face sit her. Jillian struggled, and pulled the hair of Rachel, and punched and scratched Rachel's chest. Rachel fell back at bit, but was still on top of Jillian, and started to scratch and pull at Jillian's chest. Jillian was able to flip Rachel over to her side, and the two were now face to face on their sides. They punched, pulled, scratched and cussed, as each struggled to maintain control and seek dominance over the other. Jillian tried to sit up, but Rachel locked her legs around Jillian's waist and forced her down to the floor using her chest, and arms. Once again, Rachel inched up Jillian's beaten and subdued body, and sat of Jillian's face. Fat ass huh! Well this great piece of ass will be the last thing you see bitch! Rachel continued to grind her ass into Jillian's pretty, panicky face. Jillian struggled, then after prolonged moving, then brief breaks, stopped fighting and resisting her impending doom. Rachel aroused early on in the fight, fought to control herself from taking the next step with her beautiful, sexy and beaten foe. Rachel rolled off of Jillian, and slowly got to her feet, and stretched over the prone body of Jillian. Rachel moved from Jillian's body, and grabbed a bottle of water for herself that Jillian intended for herself. She quickly drank the entire body, and got another bottle and sipped that and spilled some on Jillian. Jillian moved, but pose no threat to Rachel. Who was now rummaging through Jillian's clothes for something to wear back to her own hotel room. Rachel found a pair of jean, a T-shirt and sandals, and made her way to the door, picking up her tattered dress, and heels.

After arriving at her hotel, Rachel plopped herself down on her bed after a long warm bath, and fell quickly too sleep. She felt good that she was able to defend herself against such a vicious bitch. She wondered it the two would tangle again, and what Jillian would try to do to her next time. Rachel caught her plane home to New York the next morning. Meanwhile, Jillian did mange to pick herself off the floor, and she too took a long, warm, sudsy bath. She tried to massage her aching breasts, muscles and pride. She did not make it down for their breakfast meeting with the producers; instead Jillian feigning that she was sick from something she probably ate!!